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[Storm Eagle]

DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DUTY DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE DOODEE

I wonder how long it'll be until someone finds out I patrolled the missile base here.

[Storm Eagle]

Right on.

[Storm Eagle]

So there I was, just chilling while off-duty, when I notice this chick looking at me.

I'm just like, "Fuck yeah, you know I'm awesome. It's my duty to be awesome." and then I fly away and shoot her while I pass, because I am too awesome to behold in person, while striking what is simply the greatest pose ever known by the sacred circle of posing wizards, who invented the greatest poses that exist in our universe.

[Storm Eagle]

War.

War never changes.

Even when robots are involved.

[Storm Eagle]

Also worth noting, I'm holding a party here tonight.