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[FaiDFlowright]

This, although not a subject you can get a amjor in at college, is a worthwhile subject to go into, at least for us. This is the study of how Mario's world's actully work in our terms.

You start with a question, then we discuss it. I'll open a few questions, feel free to quote just the questions.


Why does mario never age?

My therory is that he spends so muchntime going trhough the dimensions, it uses the therory of relativity, so time passes through the world's he goes to, but to him, its only like a week.

How does Mario get through the dimensions?

My therory is (Based on the Book's "Speaker for the dead" by Orson Scott Card and the Flash animation "Imagining the Tenth Dimension")
that Mario's universe is far more evolved then ours, as such, they seem to be able to do many things we cannot. humans seem to be dying out on the planet, apart from Mario and Peach and Luigi, there are only the ancients. My therory is that the dimension that Mario lives in has discovered a way to travel by the anaisbles(spelled wrong, the links between objects subcontiously is a loose definition) through dimension 9, which is the fold between dimensions. the More Mario travels through the dimensions, the more the oher dimensions (Based on their time physics) age and evolve. Thus, how the places change everytime they go. The only probelm is Flipside, which brings to the last question:

How does Flipside never age, all the other dimensions do.

For those who have actully read Speaker for the Dead, you'll get my therory better. Flipside/Flopside is like Jane, it exists on the Anaisbles, and time there is almsot still, to the point where nothing ever changes there while Mario constantly moves through the Dimensions, and this would explain how the doors are there, since this is the center of all the connections.

Now, discuss my questions and therories, or come up with your own, its sure to be interesting!

[Light Prognosticus]

Why don't Mario characters ever change clothes?

[FaiDFlowright]

[Lord Bob]

I have a shocking discovery.
You know how in most Mario games you get 1 ups?
There aren't extra lives. There are clones.
Peach has them made so when Mario dies, she still has somebody. I witnessed this horror myself on an average day in the Mushroom Kingdom. The so called "1 up" mushrooms are teleported to her, so she can extract the juices from them and make the clones. And now I may have said too much.

[Francis]

Interesting theory. So everytime Mario enters a warp pipe, painting, liquid portal thing, warp wistle, etc. he is really passing through multiple dimensional layers. This explains why everytime he dies, or jumps back into a level, everything is exactly as it was before because he went back through multiple dimensions, going back in time to the same starting point.

[FaiDFlowright]

[vg]

*Jumps down sewer* It didn't work. How does mario die from the slightest tap of an enemy?

[FaiDFlowright]

[FaiDFlowright]

There's so much stuff to be covered....like, how the decendants of the ancients are basically the only humans. that would mean the ancients were the last of the humans, and it was the pennacle of their intelligence before for some reason, it all came crashing down and they died off. These guys could control natural disasters (How many times do you see a hurricane come across where they live?) and could cool the world's Crust (That's the only way the Pit works, i mean, 100 floors? They had to find SOME plae to put it) So much technology....I'm going to write a book!

[Light Prognosticus]

How come Mario characters (except for Fleep and Squirps) don't go to the bathroom? And why does a bathroom exist in space?

[Francis]

[FaiDFlowright]

[Yellow Magikoopa]

When I get a question about the world around me, I base my theories of lemmy's land.

[FaiDFlowright]

Here's another question raised by therories:

How did the ancients die off, what could kill a race of humans so smart they could cool the world's crust, control natural disasters, and create interdimensional travel?

[Super Koopa]

I need to know this: How can there be a dark void growing bigger and bigger then when it gets big engouth destroys a dimention?