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Marker Magikoopa
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Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2261
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How about some two cows jokes?
E.V.I.L.
You have two cows. One of them accuses the other of being a spy.
Ninja
You have two cows but don't know where they are. You have trained them well.
Pirate
You have two cows that bury their milk.
Super Paper Mario
You have two cows. One of them is slow, but has the best quotes and amazing attack power. The other is the only one that lets you switch into 3D but is always silent. Which one do you think you end up using the most?
N00b
I only has two cows! Plz give me free cows!!11one!!!
Bowser
You have two cows. They argue constantly about which of them is the real cow. |
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I TROL U
Mantis15
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 7743
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:01 pm
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Capitalism
you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull(lame joke'd)
Mario and Magikoopa
You have two cows, one of them kills the other but the first one gets killed too and someone revives the other cow.(LAME'D) |
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Elite Nerr
Francis
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Posts: 6974
HP: 50 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:26 pm
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LOL, that was pretty good Magikoopa #42 |
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Digi's official furry
Lord Rattata
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 8498
HP: 84 MP: 3 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:27 pm
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runescape
You have two cows, one with a giant iron set, the other with FULL BLK DHIDE AND 53M. |
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Ruki Motomiya
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Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 4127
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:29 pm
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Maple Story:
You have two cows. Even with the double-grinding powers, it still takes you two hours to level up. |
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Jolene
Legendary Mashine
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 6998
HP: 10 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:33 pm
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| Ruki Motomiya wrote: | Maple Story:
You have two cows. Even with the double-grinding powers, it still takes you two hours to level up. |
Maple Story:
You have two cows. One cow goes to the other cow, says "U F***IN HOMO I KILL ALL HOMO! HEIL HITLAR!!!!!" and follows them around in the field all day just to steal their grass.
Who knew Neo-Nazis hung out on an online childrens game? |
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Marker Magikoopa
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Joined: 04 May 2007
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:45 pm
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Mario Bros.
You have two cows. One of them is a famous video game character. The other one is begging to be a main character in more games.
Wario Bros.
You have two cows that are supposed to be evil twins or something of another two cows. You only got the second one so that the first one would have a partner in various sports.
Princesses
You have two cows. The first has changed from a brown cow with white spots to a white cow with brown spots. The second was in one game until she started showing up in sports games as a partner for the first.
Koopa kids
You have 8 cows. You forgot what happened to them and decide to just get a new cow. |
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
Vampire
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:47 pm
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I laughed at the last one. Nintendo doesn't use the Koopalings too much. |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:13 pm
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(The Elder Scrolls)
M'Aiq has two cows, so he sells them and buys a set of Glass Armor, and some calipers
(The Elder Scrolls)
You have two cows, you are now over-encumbered.
(Simpsons)
You have two cows, looks like you didn't listen to Bart. |
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Marker Magikoopa
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Joined: 04 May 2007
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:15 pm
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Glitz Pit
You have two cows. They fight for a short amount of time and a referee guesses which cow wins despite the fact that neither of the two cows had even begun to show any signs of damage.
Digital Butterflies
You have two cows. You milk one of them, turn the milk into butter, and attach wings to the butter. You simply put a pair of wings onto the second cow.
Underwhere
You have two cows. They are killed by penguins. |
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cool
Lord Bob
Vampire
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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Hot Pockets
You have two cows. WHY YOU SO STUPID? YOU NO HUNGRY FOR COWS! YOU HUNGRY FOR HOT POCKETS! HOT POCKETS! |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 22614
HP: 65 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:19 pm
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(Francis)
You have two cows, you wish they were hot babes, but you dress them up in cosplay. |
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Ruki Motomiya
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Joined: 18 May 2007
Posts: 4127
HP: 96 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:21 pm
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Nature:
You have 2 cows. 2 Leopards come in and eat them. |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 22614
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:25 pm
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Naruto:
You have two cows. They kill you and transform into Naruto and Saskue. Damn you, Cow-no-Justu! XD |
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Ruki Motomiya
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Joined: 18 May 2007
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 7:26 pm
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Pokemon:
You see two cows. You decide to throw some cowballs at them and catch them so you can become the best Cow Trainer ever!!! |
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