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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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 Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:14 pm
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Introduction
You ever feel as if you don't deserve the treatment those cruel baffoons do to you? Get pushed in the mud for being uncool? Ever thought that people misunderstood you?
Well then, Junior! You've come to the right place! Keep readin' and you'll soon learn how to become a thirty-one year-old awesome guy like me!
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:14 pm
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I'm already cool, you big slow, smelly monster! |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:34 pm
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Chapter One: Your Mom!
Has there ever been a time where you're just talking and then the other person replies, "Your Mom!"?
Do you end up replying, "What?" or "Huh?" or something else even more despicably dorky than already mentioned? Well I'LL tell ya what you SHOULD do!!!
First, you wait till they're done saying, "Your Mom!", then, you make yourself look as dead-serious as possible. Right after you do that, point to yourself with your thumb and say, "MY Mom!"
Below is the group of after-affects possible. Use the one most suitable for your situation:
*If the other person looks surprised, but doesn't say anything, then yell, "YOU HEARD ME!!!" and march away as angry-looking as possible.
*If the other person laughs giggles/laughs, then yell, "YOU BET IT'S STUPID AND FUNNY!!!" and march away as angry-looking as possible.
*If the other person calls you a weirdo, then yell, "YOU BET I'M A WEIRDO!!!" and march away as angry-looking as possible. Similarily, if they say you are a geek, nerd, going to the Underwhere, etc., then yell, "YOU BET I'M A (Insert appropriate word/words here)!!!" and march away as angry-looking as possible.
*If the other person by any chance anywhere in the process, says something along the lines of, "Dude! You're dissing your mom!", then say, "SO?!"
...And if by any chance they say that she gave life to you, then yell, "I DON'T CARE!!!" and march away as angry-looking as possible. |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
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Joined: 11 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:39 pm
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I love it how all LB's advice gets people slapped. |
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the pokemon among flowers
Shaymin
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:40 pm
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OMG this is actually.. useful. ;_; <3
And stfu Plastic, cause it IS going to make them stay quiet. :3 |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:52 pm
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(Continued from the previous chapter)
If the other person somewhere slaps you, then make yourself look as dead-serious as possible, and yell, "DID YOU JUST SLAP ME?!?!?!?!?" and if what they are about to say sounds ANYTHING like, "No", then as early as possible, say, "YOU BET YOU DIDN'T SLAP ME!!!" and march away as angry-looking as possible.
On the other hand, if it sounds ANYTHING like, "Yes", then as early as possible, say, "YOU BET YOU DIDN'T SLAP ME!!!" and march away as angry-looking as possible. |
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Noble Swordsman
Meta Knight
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:57 pm
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Hah. I doubt it.
This seems like a book of how to get more enemies after you...
And trust me. I know. I've tried it before. Dolts...
This is just a way to cause an argument and a even worse fight.
I bite my thumb at you. |
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ERECTIN' A DICK
Miku Hatsune
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Joined: 05 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:00 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | (Continued from the previous chapter)
If the other person somewhere slaps you, then make yourself look as dead-serious as possible, and yell, "DID YOU JUST SLAP ME?!?!?!?!?" and if what they are about to say sounds ANYTHING like, "No", then as early as possible, say, "YOU BET YOU DIDN'T SLAP ME!!!" and march away as angry-looking as possible.
On the other hand, if it sounds ANYTHING like, "Yes", then as early as possible, say, "YOU BET YOU DIDN'T SLAP ME!!!" and march away as angry-looking as possible. |
This book Phails. |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:09 pm
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| Meta-Knight wrote: | Hah. I doubt it.
This seems like a book of how to get more enemies after you...
And trust me. I know. I've tried it before. Dolts...
This is just a way to cause an argument and a even worse fight.
I bite my thumb at you. |
Oh, really now? Did you do it in a ridiculously weird manner? 'Cause that's what you're supposed to do!
| Merluvlee wrote: | | This book Phails. |
My MOM phails! |
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:19 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | | Meta-Knight wrote: | Hah. I doubt it.
This seems like a book of how to get more enemies after you...
And trust me. I know. I've tried it before. Dolts...
This is just a way to cause an argument and a even worse fight.
I bite my thumb at you. |
Oh, really now? Did you do it in a ridiculously weird manner? 'Cause that's what you're supposed to do!
| Merluvlee wrote: | | This book Phails. |
My MOM phails! |
You should copyright that quote LB, because I will use that instead of this advice... |
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Cid
Lord Krump
Joined: 21 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:21 pm
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You know, these responses can actually help somebody out. They may be... unique, but they can work. Good job on this. Buh huh huh! |
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ERECTIN' A DICK
Miku Hatsune
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Joined: 05 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:23 pm
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| Lord Bowser wrote: | | Meta-Knight wrote: | Hah. I doubt it.
This seems like a book of how to get more enemies after you...
And trust me. I know. I've tried it before. Dolts...
This is just a way to cause an argument and a even worse fight.
I bite my thumb at you. |
Oh, really now? Did you do it in a ridiculously weird manner? 'Cause that's what you're supposed to do!
| Merluvlee wrote: | | This book Phails. |
My MOM phails! |
Oh I forgot to mention that you phail at life as well... |
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and I control the decks
carfilledwithfish
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:37 pm
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I want to buy this book. |
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Woodeh
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:21 pm
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I'm all for one standing up for themselves, but some of that 'advice' could possibly start a fight. Peace X3 |
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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha
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| Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:25 pm
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| Woodeh wrote: | | I'm all for one standing up for themselves, but some of that 'advice' could possibly start a fight. Peace X3 |
Well, it IS the Gospel According To His Awfulness.  |
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