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? Block
Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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 Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:31 pm
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? Block: ...Uh...where am I?
Jonathan: I figured that since you're pretty much useless to the story now, I'd sign you up for the Mario Kart Grand Prix. Here's your go-kart!
? Block: But I don't have any hands or feet!
Jonathan: *Sigh* Complain, complain, complain, that's all I hear out of you! ...There. Now it responds to your thoughts.
? Block: Um...thanks. I think. |
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? Block
Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:38 pm
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*Three races later*
Announcer: Aaaand ? Block once again proves to be the worst kart racer we've ever seen! Here's an exclusive interview with his manager!
Interviewer: Mr. Gardner, how do you -
Jonathan: Die. *Stabs the interviewer*
Announcer: And that's that, folks! We'll be right back right after these messages! |
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Mister I
Almaz
Joined: 22 Apr 2007
Posts: 19527
HP: 43 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:43 pm
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*Woody appears with thousands of Rabbids*
Woody: We're bored, so the Party World is abducting all Kart Racers not faster than me.
*Woody makes a giant Kart made out of wood* |
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? Block
Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:44 pm
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Announcer: Aaaand we're back! What's that? It looks like ? Block is losing his eleventh race! At this rate, he'll easy win the Loser of the Year award!
? Block: PLEASE can I be important to the plot again?
Jonathan: No. |
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Pure Heart
Luvbi
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 2362
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:49 pm
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* Camera Lakitu enters the topic *
Camera Lakitu: And now... Race 12! The contestants? Soopa Koopa Football Player, Mama Luigi, Dr. Robotnik, Grounder, Scratch, Magnum Bill, and everybody's favorite loser, ? Block! But if he's wise, he'll quit this race, since he never actually said he would join this one. Stay tuned, folks! |
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LuigiIII
Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 231
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:51 pm
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Sonic in crowd: Dr. Robotnik
*Sonic chases Dr. Robotnik out of stadium* |
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? Block
Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:51 pm
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Jonathan: YOU'RE ENTERING THAT RACE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
? Block: *crying* But I don't wanna!
*Jonathan throws ? Block in the car*
Announcer: And they're off! ? Block, as usual, is in last place right now! |
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Pure Heart
Luvbi
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 2362
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:53 pm
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Camera Lakitu: Aaaand... Mama Luigi, in 7th gets a star and constantly rams ? Block into a wall with it! Will ? Block get a comeback, or will his bad luck streak continue? |
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? Block
Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:54 pm
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Announcer: Wait, what's this?! For a split second, ? Block got in second to last place! This is amazing, folks! We're witnessing history! |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:58 pm
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(??? and !!! are tracking everyone down, if you want I can break out ? block) |
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? Block
Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:59 pm
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Announcer: HOLY SHIZ ON A SANDWICH! ? BLOCK CAME IN SECOND TO LAST PLACE! AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL! |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 6:00 pm
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random guy in audience: it is? COOL! I'M TRENDY! |
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? Block
Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 6:00 pm
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OOC: He's not really trapped there...it's just that he doesn't really have anywhere else to go. |
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That rich guy
Pure-???
Vampire
Joined: 29 Apr 2007
Posts: 9560
HP: 88 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 6:01 pm
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(I can fix that, just make a suggestion) |
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LuigiIII
Vampire
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 231
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 6:03 pm
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*Doopliss gets on a seat in the audience* |
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