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[Plastic Mario]

A greeter stands at the door. "Welcome to the Digibutter Restraunt. Please wait to be seated. As you are seated, you pick up the menu and start reading.


(Thanks Jolene)

[Paper Luigi]

Paper Luigi walked in and sat down. "I'll have the Shroom Steak, Mixed Shakes, and the coveted Lovely Chocolate, please! Make it snappy, i'm hungry!"

[Plastic Mario]

3 minutes later, the server walks in with your food.

[Paper Luigi]

Paper Luigi looked closely at his food. "Heeey waiiit, there's a hair in this! Anyways, i'm late." Paper Luigi said, taking out the hair and gobbling it down. "Tab's on the table!", he yelled, running out.

[Plastic Mario]

The greeter yells "HAVE A NICE DAYYY!"

[Super Koopa]

Nar:Ill take a burger

[Plastic Mario]

"Would you like a side of fries or a salad?"

[Super Koopa]

Nar:I want a script

[Zelnor]

While Nario was still busy with his order, something strange happened in a side alley. Twilight started rising from the ground, swirling and floating in complex structures, then, as if instructed by an invisible force, it began to meld into a human shape. Slowly but steadily a pair of grey boots came into view. Next a pair of black and white pants, covered in strange ancient runes materialized out of thin air, quickly followed by a grey cloak. Two Hands in grey glowed, grabbing a book and a staff, released the utensils, they dissolved into Twilgiht before hitting the ground, the Twilight hiding as extra runes on the cloak. Finally, Twilight Magician Zelnor, now fully materialized, turned his head to both sides, looked through the dark alley and stepped into the broad sunlight onto the boulevard. Walking down the street he searches for the place the fortune teller had told him to go, the place to have a date with destiny. Fibally he stopped before a restaurant. Tilting his head to the side he looked at the sign reading "Digibutter Restaurant". Shrugging he enters, walks up to a table and begins to study the meals that are served here.

Zelnor: "Now let's see... What do they have here ?"

[Super Koopa]

Nar:Dumb narrator

[Zelnor]

Narrator / Me: Hey, that hurt. Also, just because I like things to be epic, write the full character name and actually use capital letters instead of just typing away you don't have to call me dumb, please. *Uses awesome author powers to turn Nario into a piece of enchanted chocolate*

[Super Koopa]

nar:Meh

[Zelnor]

Zelnor: You, Nario, have the emotional bandwith of a teaspoon. Oh, and IÄll have the Shroom Shake with Awesome Sauce and a Jill Sandwhich. Also a Reference Drink would be nice. *meterializes coins out of Twilight* Is this amount of monetar value enough ? If not I can ofer my services to pay the dept.

[Plastic Mario]

That will be enough. On an unrelated note, why is there a piece of chocolate with food in front of it?

[Super Koopa]

Nar:YES