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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
Vampire
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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(Mods, Francis, do not put this in Off-Topic)
Lord Bowser, I have come to the point where I've respected you. And because of that, I have made a car just for you.
Behold, a custom built 2006 Dodge Ram SRT-10. The fastest truck on the planet. It has been fully customized by me and I like the way it looks. It even has flame decals.
Let's see the features:
1. New hood and custom window decal.
2. New grill and body kit.
3. The other custom decal on the rear window, truckbed cover up and it can fit more cargo. Custom tail-lights as well.
4. Custom 24 inch rims and orange neon.
5. Flames! Yes, this truck can shoot flames! The custom quad-exhausts give the truck more horsepower!
6. Custom license plate. LB 1 (Lord Bowser 1)
I took this monster out for a test drive. This thing is a tank. Traffic issues? No problem. You could just plow right through. The truck is completely invincible. It's top speed is over 250 Miles Per Hour. This truck would destroy the competition.
Also, who needs the Koopa Clown Car...
...When you can FLY?
Hey, I can see the Mushroom Kingdom from up here!
Hope you like it Bowser. This truck is perfect for your type. |
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The Inconspicuos Intruder
X-Naut, Johnston
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 520
HP: 95 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:35 am
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That vehicle is made of PURE EPIC WINNAGE. |
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Player 2
Gear
Joined: 26 May 2007
Posts: 9109
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:36 am
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I don't think he can fit in it *examines interior* |
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
Vampire
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:38 am
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| Gear wrote: | | I don't think he can fit in it *examines interior* |
Pah... how could I forget. The interior is adjustable! It's a one-size fits all truck. |
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The Inconspicuos Intruder
X-Naut, Johnston
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 520
HP: 95 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:39 am
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*imagines Lord Bowser chasing after mario in a monster truck*
Now THAT would be EPIC. |
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
Vampire
Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:41 am
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| X-Naut, Johnston wrote: | *imagines Lord Bowser chasing after mario in a monster truck*
Now THAT would be EPIC. |
I could imagine Lord Bowser driving this in a Mario Kart tournament. Say bye-bye to those pesky shells, bananas and drivers. |
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 8814
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:42 am
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| X-Naut, Johnston wrote: | *imagines Lord Bowser chasing after mario in a monster truck*
Now THAT would be EPIC. |
Oh noes! This is odd. CC liking LB. J00 brokeded the universe... |
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I TROL U
Mantis15
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 7743
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:54 am
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All it needs are rocket launchers and flamethrowers |
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
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Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:56 am
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| Detective Gumshoe wrote: | | All it needs are rocket launchers and flamethrowers |
They're in the truckbed. |
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The Inconspicuos Intruder
X-Naut, Johnston
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 520
HP: 95 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:02 pm
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*nudges* You wouldn't mind making me a car, would you? *raises eyebrows*
Nah, I'm messing with you. Hey, you could make profits off this. You could post a thing in the Black Market that requests cars being made for a price. |
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Flavio Twitch Boobs
Super Hario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:03 pm
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FREAKING EPIC. |
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Player 2
Gear
Joined: 26 May 2007
Posts: 9109
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:04 pm
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| Hario wrote: | | FREAKING EPIC. |
How many times does the universe have to break today? |
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The Inconspicuos Intruder
X-Naut, Johnston
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
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HP: 95 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:13 pm
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| Gear wrote: | | Hario wrote: | | FREAKING EPIC. |
How many times does the universe have to break today? |
| Popple wrote: | | Stealing comedic material is auto fail for me. |
At least one more time, my friend. |
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 8814
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:17 pm
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1/0
Our limit is up. |
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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
HP: 10 MP: 7 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:17 pm
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I hope it comes with equipped lava channels, Fireball throwers, extendable bullet bill shooters, a throne drivers seat, baby seats for the koopalings and a hold-Princess Peach-captive department. BTW, epic truck Although I don't like cars that much (I use ma bicycle whenever I can, although I don't fully beleive in it I don't want and don't need to fuel global warming) I tihkn it looks pretty awesome. |
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