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Medikoopa
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Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Posts: 29252
HP: 100 MP: 1 Lives: 3
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 Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 9:32 am
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A friend of mine just told me a rather funny incident.
He had a crush on this girl, and his best friend told him that girls loved cheesy pickup lines. They, according to him, thought it was cute.
Well, he walked up to her and said the following...
"Hey there. I'm a level ten necromancer in Dungeons and Dragons. Wanna see my plus five Mace of Destruction?"
I cracked up laughing upon hearing this. It got me thinking...
Any equally bad pickup lines you know of? |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
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Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Medikoopa wrote: | | "Hey there. I'm a level ten necromancer in Dungeons and Dragons. Wanna see my plus five Mace of Destruction?" |
Oh, god. XD
At school, I overheard some guy say "Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Do you mind if I borrow yours?"
Old, but still funny. |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 10:44 am
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"There's a party in my pants and your invited."
Oldest line ever. |
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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 11083
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:23 pm
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"Are you wearing mirror pants? Because I can see myself in them."
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 8814
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:36 pm
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There's a Weird Al song with a million bad ones, but I forgetted wut it wuz callded. |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 22614
HP: 65 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:35 pm
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"I'm lost, could you give me directions to your house?" |
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