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Djacwmwfin
Joshamuffin
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Joined: 12 Jun 2007
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 Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:58 am
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On TV a few minutes ago, (since I missed the bus, I post it now), there was a report of a lawsuit against God. Claiming he causes natural disasters and stuff. They said it was probably a mockery of other lawsuits. |
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Ruki Motomiya
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Joined: 18 May 2007
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:59 am
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Um...wow?
That's....odd.
Very different. Odd. Definately odd.
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I'm running out of things to say. |
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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:53 am
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People have too much spare time.
Well, if I die because my classmates pick on me so much that I snap and kill myself, at least I have something interesting to watch outside of my private heaven. |
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Strawberry-san
Celeste Dimentia
Joined: 03 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:47 pm
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I remember there was an actually a case where a man filed a lawsuit against 'Satan and His Staff.'
His lawyer said that "Satan was responsible for constantly laying temptation and obstacles in his client's path, and had caused the plaintiff's downfall."
The trial was called off when no solid evidence came up of Satan living within the jurisdiction of the federal court. -_- |
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See?
Popple
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 14001
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| Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:08 pm
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| Joshamuffin wrote: | | On TV a few minutes ago, (since I missed the bus, I post it now), there was a report of a lawsuit against God. Claiming he causes natural disasters and stuff. They said it was probably a mockery of other lawsuits. |
*slams bible on the table*
I'LL TAKE THE CASE! |
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