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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
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Super Mario Bros.
September 5, 1985
Gwa ha ha! I've successfully kidnapped Princes Peach and locked her in my castle! The Toads have been stuffed in bags and their ain't noone who's gonna stop me!
September 8, 1985
I've gotten news from my Koopa Troop that some Brooklyn pipe-cleaning morons named Mario and Luigi have entered a Warp Pipe to the Mushroom Kingdom and are nearing World 1-1. For some reasons those names sound familiar... But two fat plumbers ain't gonna do nothin', right?
September 10, 1985
HOLY SNAP!!! I just remembered that those were the two annoying losers who bothered me all the time when I was five! I've told the Koopa Troop to guard each World! On top of that, Kamek's used his limited magic to give eight of 'em my powers! They'll be guarding the infiltrated castles and Mario and Loser-igi will go down for sure!
September 11, 1985
Just great! It seems the Toads, who I tied up and put in closed bags, jumped in the bags out of my castle! They better not get too far, and I seem to have lost my axes too... Spit... I hope those Toad's didn't do nothin' with them!
September 13, 1985
Darn it! Mario's taken a Warp Zone and climbed up some hidden bean-stalk! I just hope he doesn't get into my castle and-Uh oh, why is his hat white? OH SNAP DON'T THROW THAT FIREBALL AT M-
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Typhoon
Typhoon™
Dead
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 17329
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:01 am
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Win.
10/10 |
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Token Nazi?
Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007
Posts: 6425
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:15 am
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Epic. I'd like you to write more. For this is awesome sauce covered. |
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LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE
Crappy Blue Luigi
Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 10439
HP: 95 MP: 7 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:54 am
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This is great, LB. You totally need to write more chapters of your diary. |
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wat u say
Ph1r3 Mario
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 6727
HP: 90 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:35 am
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Funneh.
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Kero Neko
Greenlight
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
Posts: 5437
HP: 100 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:43 am
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This is great, chu. Please continue. |
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Simsmagic
Aggrieved
Vampire
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:57 pm
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Epic Win.
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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 11083
HP: 10 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:28 pm
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My Liege is talented beyond compare.
[/suckup]
Seriously, this is what would happen if Win and Awsum had illigitimate babies. |
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King of Koopas
Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 2738
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:14 pm
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Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels
May 23, 1986
It's a good thing Mario didn't burn my diary! I'll get my revenge by kidnapping Peach AGAIN, but this time, my minions will ALTER the Worlds to be ridiculously hard! So hard, that if my life was a videogame, only really big losers with no lives could beat it! To top it off, I'll trick those idiots by making backwards Warp-Zones! That'll teach 'em to not cheat me!
May 30, 1986
Huh? It seems somebody stole my axes... This better not mean what I think it does!
June 3, 1986
Mario may have made knocked me unconscious by dropping me in the lava again, but I've kidnapped Peach again and he'll never find her! The only way to access the secret World is if he doesn't use any Warp Zones, which includes the ones that send you back!
June 3, 1986 (Fifteen minutes later)
DARN YOU MARIO!!! You may have made it to my castle, but you ain't using fire now, so go ahead and try to-Huh? Hey! You're not supposed to dodge that hammer! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT AXE DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THAT A- |
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Kero Neko
Greenlight
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 5:18 pm
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You really need to work on your traps. Anyway, moar.....NAO! |
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i am the sandwich
Vid Inferno
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Joined: 02 Sep 2007
Posts: 6863
HP: 73 MP: 0 Lives: 7
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These are great! Yeah, you should continue. |
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I AM TAYL
Mona
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:02 pm
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MOARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
OVER 9000!x42xINFINITY AND BEYOND!!!
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and I control the decks
carfilledwithfish
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
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Why are you writing in your diary at the same time that Mario is attacking you? |
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Typhoon
Typhoon™
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Joined: 13 May 2007
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:46 pm
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| carfilledwithfish wrote: | | Why are you writing in your diary at the same time that Mario is attacking you? |
XD That brings up an interesting point. |
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Para
Joined: 19 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:07 am
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| Orangesoda wrote: | | carfilledwithfish wrote: | | Why are you writing in your diary at the same time that Mario is attacking you? |
XD That brings up an interesting point. |
It would explain why Bowser is so easy to beat.
Anyway, that diary is consisting of awesome sauce. |
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