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[Francine]

Some sophomore was hitting on me today. I just gave him a "what the hell do you think you're doing?" look. Mostly because his looks are about as masculine as Chris Crocker's when he's feeling extra sexy and probably calls himself Christina when no one's looking.

After he continued to bother me for a good five minutes, I told him, "I'm straight."

"And I'm a guy."

I proceeded to change my "what the hell do you think you're doing?" expression to something comparable to

He was quite offended that I didn't know that he was a guy. For Christ's sake, he was wearing magenta eyeshadow. Do you expect someone to think that you're male when you wear pink make-up, plus that fact that you cross dress and wear women's wigs?!

TL; DR: Learn to read or GTFO my thread. >:C

[Plastic Mario]

There is a person exactly like that at my school. He has pink eyeshadow, he puts on makeup during class, and has a voice higher than a japanese teenage girl on helium.

I thought he was female for 3 weeks, until I heard his name was Harris. Before I thought his name was Aeris. D:

[Lord Bowser]

Are you KIDDING me? I knew this Indian girl in Kingdergarten who I was sure was a guy until I went to FOURTH GRADE AND I CALLED HER ONE WHICH WAS WHEN SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS A GIRL!!!

Geez louie'z! She had tons of hair on herself, even more than me, complete with a mustache and hairy eyebrows, and she never wore a skirt, and she was flat-chested to the point of being flatter than a man! Not only that, but she did and STILL sounds like a male! A really, really, really strong male!

[Francine]

It's much worse when they flirt with you. D:

[Kefka]

It's quite awkward when you're standing besides someone in line and wondering, is that a guy or a girl? I hate that.

[Paper Peach]

I saw a girl to day talking on a cell phone and I thought she looked kind of wierd. She had really long blond hair in a girls cut, but once I heard "her" speak, I realized it was a dude :0