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[Plastic Mario]

Anybody annoying you at work?

If they get mail (Paper, not email), while they're out, take out all the letters, write "Deceased" on the front and send them all out.

I heard of somebody doing this... It took them more than a year to sort out what came out of it.

[Launching Star]

I'm reading this one out of The Dilbert Future...

The copy machine was near a thermostat control box on the wall. An office prankster put a sign over the thermostat box with instructions to speak into the microphone to control the copier with voice commands. There was much merriment when one member of the staff inserted his document in the copy machine, walked to the thermostat, and said, "Two copies, no staple."

[Kefka]

Label the paper shredder "Fax Machine."

[Super Tsuki]

[Kefka]

See how useful this thread is?

[Launching Star]

If I end up falling into Cubicle Wurld on my way to robotics greatness, I'm definitely gonna pull these on some Induhvidual coworkers! Let's see... Shredco shredder as a fax machine would be great on a secretary in human resources, Plastic Mario's idea on the Pointy-Haired boss (every corporation has one), and the voice-controlled copier on Catbert, the evil director of human resources.