Battle for Narnia, written by C-Dimentio to be Digibutterized:
The spammers and flamers have formed an army, uniting beneath the twisted Administrator Queen, who, together with this cruel and relentless army, has begun to take over the Internets by destroying entire websites and forums, one by one. She is using her power for evil, rather than good, and now everyone still loyal to Digibutter (and the recently slain Francis, who went in Chaos Dimentio's place upon the Stone Table to spare his debt as traitor ) has united into their own army, ready to fight for Digibutter, and the rest of the Internet itself.
The epic battle begins with us zooming across a visual map of the forum index, giving us a digital view of Digibutter's many hills, valleys, and rivers.
Chaos Dimentio, who has learned his lesson and begun to fight for Digibutter at last, brought a 'newbie' to the site some ago. Over time, Chaos Dimentio taught his good friend the ways of the Nerr, giving him experience in dealing with spammers, flamers, and all others sorts of menace. It turns out that the Newbie is actually destined to act as Admin in Francis's stead, as his experience grows quickly.
We soon come upon the battle scene, where ShadowArticuno swiftly flies to King Newnerr (for that is the former Newbie's name) and informs him of the Administrator Queen's army status. Plastic Mario, who stands by King Newnerr's side, responds by saying that "numbers do not win a battle."
The battle begins with Evangel's fierce and monstrous warcry... the AQ's Army begins its steady advance, spamming all the way. They are a nasty sort. There are even a whole bunch of trolls among the AQ's foul ranks.
As the Administrator Queen faces him from across the battlefield, King Newnerr draws his sword. The Nerr trumpets begin to sound...
"I have no interest in prisoNerrs. Kill them all," comments the A.Queen, and Evangel gives an approving roar, as does the short and stocky Legendary Machine, waving his battle axe.
Newnerr sends out the first wave of aerial attackers, which is everyone who's ever made a "Do I contribute to Digibutter?" or "Do you like me?" topic. Below, Evangel shouts a warning to the rest of the spam/flamer troops, who quickly pick down some of the airborne Nerrs... but not before these courageous Nerrs drop Digi-Rocks upon the AQ Army's heads.
"Are you with me?" asks King Newnerr, glancing across at Plastic Mario.
"To the death," replies Plastic matter-of-factly.
Satisfied, Newnerr gives a nod and draws his sword. Then he lets out the battlecry:
"FOR DIGIBUTTER, AND FOR FRANCIS!!!"
As the Nerrs and the Trolls charge towards each other, the newly reformed Chaos Dimentio looks on from above...
The two sides clash, and the REAL battle ensues at last. The Nerrs use weapon items and whatnot, while the Trolls attack with their fierce flames.
Meanwhile, ShadowArticuno and Chaos Dimentio try out a special strategy. They decide to fight fire with shadowfire, and ShadowArticuno allows himself to be mixed with the essence of flame - this time, to be used to protect Digibutter. At Chaos Dimentio's signal, Orangesoda pulls back and fires SA into the sky... ShadowArticuno then swoops down and creates a massive wall of flame, stalling the Administrator Queen's army.
For a moment, the Nerrs celebrate - but then, quite suddenly, the A.Queen (her name is Exulta) completely shatters the wall of flames with her special rank powerz.
The strategy sank... so Newnerr gave the command: "Fall back! Draw back to the Bitrocks!"
The Nerr trumpets sound once more.
"That's the signal... come on!" exclaims Greenlight, and Chaos Dimentio swiftly follows.
As the fight rages on near the Bitrocks, becoming more and more desperate, Plastic Mario spies Lord Bowser, who gives a curt nod. Together, the two make a bold and brave charge towards Exulta... Lord Bowser collapses with a fierce "GRAAAAH!!!!" but Plastic charges on... and then...
Exulta turns him to stone with the Ben Stick. He falls.
The fight becomes even more brutal and harrowing, but the Nerrnians continue to fight valiantly. Newnerr shouts to Chaos Dimentio to leave, but C-Dimentio spots Exulta's Ben Stick, and takes action. He shatters it in a bold assault, but is stabbed by Exulta immediately after. He falls to the ground, slain.
Filled with fury, Newnerr plunges his sword one final time into SAGE's chest, and charges forward... he engages Exulta in an epic final battle, both Digibutter and the rest of the Interworld at stake.
Suddenly, Francis charges upon the scene. He is alive! His noble sacrifice brought him back from the Underwhere, and as he reaches the battlefield, he lets out a fierce Nerr roar. Reinforcements have arrived! Timpani and Paper Peach are there, too, beside Francis, who charges down the hill along with the Faun, Hario...
Just as Exulta is about to slay King Newnerr, Francis leaps upon her. He then bites her face off.
THE END
Last edited by Celeste Dimentia on Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:44 pm; edited 4 times in total
) has united into their own army, ready to fight for Digibutter, and the rest of the Internet itself.
That was hilarious, plus I was in- *shot*