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Do you like Harry Potter?
Hate it.
28%
 28%  [ 4 ]
It's awesome!
42%
 42%  [ 6 ]
Meh, it's okay.
28%
 28%  [ 4 ]
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:58 pm   Reply with quote

What's the best Harry Potter joke you know? Here's mine:
Archie:*Is wearing a ladie's nightgown dress* I bought this at a muggle shop! Muggles wear them!
Ministry Of Magic guy: Muggle women wear them, Archie, not the men. They wear these.*Holds up pants*
Archie: Well I'm not taking them off! I like a healthy BREEZE 'round my privates, thanks.
Ministry Of Magic guy: O_o


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:27 pm   Reply with quote

Hairy Potsmoker.

The video game.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:28 pm   Reply with quote

weel i wouldn't say it sucks but it kills the book series
plus they leave out a crap load of things Confused Confused
so i guess i have mixed feelings about it Idea
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:35 pm   Reply with quote

Hairy Potty.
A little mini-series thing in Captain Underpants, a book series I read as a young child. Aside from the name, though, it really had nothing to do with Harry Potter. Razz
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:08 pm   Reply with quote

www.potterpuppetpals.com
Hit it, Pete!
They call me the Dark Lord Voldemort
I'm a sucker for evil of any sort
As long as I get to zap my foes awaaaay
And, boy I love this magic spell
I can send my enemies straight to hell
It's such a blast I do it every daaaay
Okay!
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
It really rolls off the tongue. Ho ho!
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!
Killing people's never been this much fun!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:13 pm   Reply with quote

Harry's a pothead and the sorceror's stoned!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:16 pm   Reply with quote

Go to www.potterpuppetpals.com NOW.
P.S. Can you find the secret scene in "Trouble at Hogwarts"? Hint: Avada Kedavra star=follow the butterflies!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:25 pm   Reply with quote

Harry potter is useless. Make it go away please...
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:29 pm   Reply with quote

The 4th movie was the least accurate by far, and the 3rd movie was the most accurate. The 5th movie looks promising, too.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:31 pm   Reply with quote

Crystal King wrote:
The 4th movie was the least accurate by far, and the 3rd movie was the most accurate. The 5th movie looks promising, too.


YAH. BUT THEY CUT 2 FULL CHAPTERS OFF THE THIRD MOVIE (accident'y caps locked. too lazy to fix.)
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:34 pm   Reply with quote

pure-??? wrote:
Crystal King wrote:
The 4th movie was the least accurate by far, and the 3rd movie was the most accurate. The 5th movie looks promising, too.


YAH. BUT THEY CUT 2 FULL CHAPTERS OFF THE THIRD MOVIE (accident'y caps locked. too lazy to fix.)
i LIKE EPIC M,OVIE IT MAKES FUN OF (if you can Reda spanish this joke will make sense) Harry Puto
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:35 pm   Reply with quote

pure-??? wrote:
Crystal King wrote:
The 4th movie was the least accurate by far, and the 3rd movie was the most accurate. The 5th movie looks promising, too.


YAH. BUT THEY CUT 2 FULL CHAPTERS OFF THE THIRD MOVIE (accident'y caps locked. too lazy to fix.)

What are the cut-off chapters? P.S. Is anyone paying attention to my www.potterpuppetpals.com links?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:39 pm   Reply with quote

the train home. they cut off ron getting the owl. it was named pig, right?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:42 pm   Reply with quote

Short for Pigwidgeon. And nobody answered my other question.
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