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[Zelnor]

The perfect plan to kidnap Princess Peach.
And keep her.
Forever.

(Works only in the Paper Mario universe)

A) Get the following:
- a Copying machine
- scissors
- Glue
- paper
- watercolors
- brushes
- a talking “Princess Peach” greeting card (Order under PrincessPeachFanclub.shroom/shop.php?=id_object=#1102 )

Step 1:
Kidnap Princess Peach, as usual. As a distraction, anonymously mail the Mario Bros. two vouchers for a free moustache waxing at the Spa.
Step 2:
Put Princess Peach on the copying machine,and copy her (One time front, one time backside.
Step 3: Use the scissors to get the talking machibnery out of the greeting card. Glue the two Princess Peach halves together, with the greeting card chip in the middle
Step 4: When Mario Bros come, act as if you give up and hand back the false Princess Peach.
Step 5: Live happily ever after

Notes:
- Mark the fake Princess Peach so that you do NOT give back the real one.
- Lock the front gate.
- Check any actions you are about to do with the Evil Overlord List.
- NO public marriage
- You could also use the copying machine to create a copy of yourself and simply flee with the real Princess Peach, and leave the Mario Bros. to battle a cardboard Bowser and rescue the Princess-Shaped greeting card, but that would only suffice if you have an important appointment and can’t spare the time to do battle.
- “Double Firepower” does not count as an emergency plan.

Plan B

In case the Mario Bros. show up early, simply give them the real Peach and use the brushes and watercolors to paint the paper so it looks like Princess Peach and have the Magikoopas bring it to live.

Plan C

Copy yourself, bringm all copies to live, underwhere the Mario Bros, Copy enough Peaches for all copies, get the original yourself (DO NOT Attempt to outsmart the copies. It won’t work.) or not and live happily ever after.

[Plastic Mario]

Are you kidding me? Us Plastic Mario Bros. would never fall for that kind of tricker-

DID YOU SAY FREE MOUSTACHE WAXES!??!

[Fink rat!]

Who said there was a copying machien?
Who said Bowser even knows he's made of paper?

[Sind]

Best plan ever!

[Super Cyber Mario]

You need Chris Rock too.
Don't ask.

[Spell Seal]

I think a portal gun would help.

[Zelnor]

... The plan makes extensive use of the *whispers* Plotholes... (Nobody EVER wonders why you can flip sideways after joining your party, you do not need to explain anything to them, they will gladly follow you and obey all of your orders without second thought, know when to use their abilities without a command, etc. etc... Maybe Mario's pockets have an embedded information screen in them ?)