~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DAY 0: The Bus Ride
The 16 "castaways" are riding in a large truck, a military personnel transport, through the heart of the Sahara. They sit in twos on small uncomfortable seats. Jeff walks down the aisle, talking to the camera. An African man sits at the front of the cargo space, wielding an AK-47. The driver is African as well. A man sitting next to the driver (his guide) is of Xakerklafari (that's a native tribe) descent and is having a great deal of difficulty communicating with the driver. There is a lot of cursing in tongues going on.
Mario and Luigi are sitting together, talking about the good old times of Super Mario Brothers 3. Falcon is sitting next to Peach, who he has already began to hit on (She just blushes sheepishly and giggles). Mario throws a nasty glance at Falcon once and awhile but he is completely oblivious. Fox is seated next to Mr. Game and Watch, and despite Fox's best efforts, the conversation is going nowhere.
Falco is next to Zelda who is watching the scenery. Falco had just been dumped by Katt (stupid Bill and his surfer dude talk) and was looking for someone new. He eyed Zelda carefully. As Link walked by to ask the driver something he whispered in Falco's ear, "Don't get any funny ideas bird-man. The Lady hath been spoken for." Falco wasn't afraid of some Hylian in tights so he made no effort to stop himself. Mewtwo was beside Samus, which worked out because neither tried to initiate conversation. Ness was next to Bowser, unfortunately, and was being crushed against the window. Donkey was also crowding someone, Link to be specific, who was becoming extremely unhappy. Kirby and Ganondorf were seatmates as well, both being extremely nervous and antsy. Ganondorf was tapping his foot and biting his nails, jonesin' for some action. Kirby on the other hand was sucking on his hands, having gone without food for full minutes. The veins in Ganondorf's head protrude and pulse as he imagines himself kicking the crap out of Link.
JEFF: Welcome to Africa. I'm Jeff Probst and these are the 16 castaways of the new season of Survivor: Super Smash Brothers. (Donkey Kong throws up in a bag) In about 4 hours, we will be within 200 miles of the rendezvous point where we will board the plane that will take us to the camp site where these 16 men, women and Pokémon will camp for 39 days, and on that 39th day the sole Survivor will be chosen. (Kirby eyes the bag of barf, but decides against it. He has some standards y'know.) Let's meet the cast of castaways: (Jeff walks to each person) Link, a young adventurer from Hyrule; Bowser, a king from Mushroom Kingdom; Kirby, a...
KIRBY: Food Connoissuer.
JEFF: ...Food Connoisseur from Pop Star; Donkey Kong, a family man from the Congo Jungle (Donkey is still green around the edges); Ganondorf, a warlord from Hyrule; Peach, a princess from Mushroom Kingdom (she waves at the camera); Mewtwo, a Pokémon from Viridian City (He doesn't look up); Mr. Game and Watch, a multitalented... um... person from Flatzone...
MR. G AND W: Beep beep.
JEFF: ...Mario Mario and Luigi Mario, plumbers from Mushroom Kingdom (They stop playing Gameboy and glance at the camera. Luigi makes a face.); Samus Aran, a bounty hunter from Earth (she looks up from her book but her expressionless armor shows nothing); Douglas Falcon, an F-Zero racer from Port Town; Falco Lombardi, a Mercenary from Corneria; Zelda, a princess from Hyrule; Ness, a student from Eagleland (Ness is busy playing with his yo-yo) and Fox McCloud, also a mercenary from Corneria (he smiles). Which one of these lucky contestants will be the SOLE SURVIVOR?
MEWTWO: (from the back) Me.
Jeff sighs and returns to his seat in the back of the bus. He pulls out a magazine and, while he's reading, munches on some Lay's. Slowly, Kirby pokes his head around the side of his chair. His eyes and mouth water in unison as he watches Jeff put each luscious chip in his mouth. Kirby starts shaking uncontrollably. His vibrations, in conjuction with Ganondorf's tremors of pent up aggression, shake loose a screw in their seat. Ganondorf's side of the chair sags to the floor. His eyes bulge out a little more. Kirby gets up and approaches Jeff.
KIRBY: (hoarsely) Jeff- do you think I c-could have a chip?
Jeff stops eating and stares at Kirby for a second. He quickly shovels the remaining half bag into his mouth and swallows.
JEFF: Um... No more...
Kirby's soul shatters and he reseats himself and returns to sucking on his hands. Ganondorf is chewing on his finger, which comes off in his mouth. He stop for a second, and continues chewing on it. Mario looks back to see what all the fuss is about and grimaces at the blood seeping from Ganondorf's hand and mouth.
MARIO: Mama mia!
Falco is hitting on Zelda.
FALCO: So, it must be stressful being a Princess.
ZELDA: Actually, not as much as you would think. I have very good aides.
Falco hears Kirby groan loudly and turns to look. His eyes are as wide as dinner plates and his jaw hangs slack. He turns back to stare at Zelda's chest some more but is surprised to see Sheik sitting next to him.
FALCO: Ack! Wha-what are you?
SHIEK: I'm Shiek, Zelda's alter ego.
FALCO: Uh...
SHEIK: Listen up Birdo...
MARIO: Where?!?!?!
Luigi shakes his head.
SHEIK: I've noticed that you seem to be growing fond of the good princess. I'm gonna advise you NOT to be, elsewise it might get ugly.
Sheik's hand emerges from a hidden pocket in her pants. It holds three needles.
SHEIK: Capish?
FALCO: I guess. So, what should I call you two? Zeke? Shelda?
SHEIK: If you don't heed what I said your name will be mud, Feathers. She can't hear us now, so play this smart.
FALCO: Ok. (notices chest) Say, what happened to her b-
ZELDA: (returns suddenly) My what?
FALCO: UH...your beautiful hair!
ZELDA: Oh! (blushes)
All is calm for awhile on the bus and suddenly a low humming sound is heard outside the bus. The people on the left side are shocked to see a large pink hover-racer with flame decals speeding alongside the bus. It matches its speed and the cockpit opens. A burly man in strange clothes steps onto the top of his F-Zero racer and screams at the bus.
SAMURAI GOROH: Falcon!!! Come out and face me!!!! I want to end this HERE AND NOW!!!
Goroh pulls a large blaster from his craft, and aims it at the bus. The contestants on the left side quickly get up and run to the right. Goroh fires his piece, which blows off most of the side of the bus. Ganondorf, who neglected to get out of his seat, is hit in the chest with the full force of the blast. The contestants watch as the laser beam cuts a gaping hole in it. They are showered with gore. Jeff's eyebrows raise. The beam exits the other side of the bus through an open window. Falcon wades through the pile of terrified mascots and walks toward the hole in the bus. He steps around Ganondorf's corpse and to the opening.
FALCON: Y'know Goroh, I'd love to play with you some other time, but I'm kinda busy right now.
SAMURAI GOROH: You damned airhead, YOU'RE FINISHED!!!!
Samurai Goroh raises the giant weapon.
FALCON: Now hold on a second, chief.
PEACH: Move, Dougie!
MARIO: (looks at her) Dougie?
Suddenly, Falcon feels a hand on his shoulder. He turns to see Ganondorf, without most of his abdomen.
FALCON: Hey, partner! Well, that looks like a pretty nasty scrape you got there. Maybe you should sit down, or...
Ganondorf's powerful, 4-fingered hand pushes Falcon aside. Before Goroh could fire again Ganondorf emits a scream of such fury, it makes Fox's hair stand up. Ganondorf leaps from the hole and onto the Fire Stingray. The contestants all run to the missing section of bus to watch. They are again showered with gore as Ganondorf rips Goroh limb from limb. Most turn away.
Ganondorf jumps back into the bus. Everyone is too busy looking in horror at Ganondorf to notice the Fire Stingray's muffled crash outside. Ganondorf lurches back to his seat, blood pouring from him chest and mouth. Samus wonders how much of that is his blood.
He sits in his sagging seat and after a second or so starts mumbling softly. Suddenly he screams in pain as a light appears where his abdomen once was. There is explosion of guts and juices, and his flesh is born anew. The castaways-to-be once again find themselves covered in gruesomeness.
Falcon slowly walks toward the vibrating Ganondorf.
FALCON: Hey, chief, thanks for taking care of old Goroh for me. I guess that's what friends are for huh?
He nudges Ganondorf in the ribs with his elbow. Ganondorf looks at Falcon with with blood-red eyes, and the smile runs away from Falcon's face. He sits.
Everyone returns to their seats taking mental note not to eff with G.Dorf. Link is once again smushed against the wall by Donkey Kong, who takes no notice. He takes it like a man for about another half an hour, and then his will breaks. He pulls a Bomb from his Bomb Bag.
LINK: O, Donkey, look hither! I haveth a banana for you!
DONKEY KONG: 'NANA?!?!
Donkey Kong looks, and Link shoves the Bomb down his throat.
DONKEY KONG: Not taste like 'nana!
An explosion rocks the bus and Link looks up, expecting to have harmed the ape, who remains unharmed. He burps a puff of smoke and bares his teeth at Link, who draws his sword. Link slashes at DK, who dodges, and lands a giant punch. Link flies to the back of the bus, crashing through the back door. As he falls, he shoots his hookshot at Donkey. It lodges in his foot. He screams apeishly and is pulled from the moving bus.
MARIO: Donkey! (Jumps out after him)
LUIGI: Mario! (Jumps out after him)
PEACH: Mario, Luigi! (Jumps out after them)
FALCON: Peach! (Jumps out after her)
ZELDA: Link! (Jumps out after him)
FALCO: Zelda! (Jumps out after her)
Everyone looks at Fox.
FOX: Oh. Uh... Falco! (Jumps out after him)
Jeff sighs and yells to the driver to stop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Any good so far? If you like it I can keep doing the story.
Last edited by Celeste Dimentia on Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:15 am; edited 4 times in total
I just have to say, this is one of the most original ideas I've ever seen. I'm a huge fan of survivor and Nintendo video games, so I'm gonna definately be looking forward to this. (Oh and why didn't you put Pikachu as one of the castaways? He's the best player, or at least my best player).
Thank you. Sorry about Pikachu, I ended up cutting a few characters, like Jigglypuff, on purpose. Sorry... :/ I just didn't have any really good ideas for them in the story yet.
