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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
Vampire
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 22614
HP: 65 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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I just chose to write a bunch of haikus for no real reason.
TETRIS:
Watch all the blocks fall;
Recreations are endless;
Russians are awesome.
FRANCIS:
Hi-technical nerr;
Photographic lizard man;
Just wants a hot babe.
LUIGI:
Basked in a shadow;
That of his shorter brother;
His weapon? Vacuum.
TRAUMA CENTER:
Healing Touch can save;
Repercussions can be great;
Use the force, Derek.
DONKEY KONG:
Rival of Jumpman;
Thrower of many barrels;
Just wants Paulina.
KOOPA:
Loyal to Bowser;
Seek protection in their shells;
The red ones can turn.
ZELDA:
Princess of Hyrule;
Triforce of Wisdom in hand;
Damsel in distress. |
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I AM TAYL
Mona
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
Posts: 19351
HP: 85 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:08 pm
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MONA:
Crashing through the windows
Delivers Mona Pizza
Then demands cash plx. |
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Super Pivot
General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 729
HP: 70 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:18 pm
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HOTEL MARIO:
Sega's epic fail
Source of many Youtube poops
Lotsa spaghetti!
GANON:
King of all evil
Move over, Prince of Darkness
Or else you will die! |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
Vampire
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 22614
HP: 65 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:24 pm
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| Mona wrote: | MONA:
Crash-ing through the win-dows
De-liv-ers Mo-na Piz-za
Then de-mands cash plx. |
Not quite. A haiku has 5 syllables, then 7, then 5. Count the syllables I made more obvious.
OUENDAN:
Male cheering squad;
Just a scream of "Ouendan!";
And they're on the move.
ELITE BEAT AGENTS:
The agents of groove;
Spin, J and Chieftain leading;
No problem too small. |
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THE EYES ARE WATCHING!
Super Crystal King
Joined: 26 May 2007
Posts: 656
HP: 75 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:42 pm
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Haiku-only thing.
It sounds like a big mistake.
Who recites haiku? |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
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Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 22614
HP: 65 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:04 pm
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PHOENIX WRIGHT:
The lawyer to call;
Works from generosity;
Needs richer clients.
MILES EDGEWORTH:
Wit sharp like a knife;
Questionable court tactics;
Birth father betrayed. |
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I TROL U
Mantis15
Joined: 30 Apr 2007
Posts: 7743
HP: 100 MP: 3 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:09 pm
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Guitar Hero:
Strumming and fretting
Watching the notes scroll by like crazy
BECAUSE IT'S MIDNITE! |
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THIS HAS A CHARACTER LIMI
Super Black Twilight
Joined: 28 Jun 2007
Posts: 1999
HP: 99 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 5:49 pm
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Digi is AUSUM.
Again, Digi is Ausum.
This is a ending. |
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Paper Peach
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 4226
HP: 14 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:19 pm
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Paper Peach
Uncommon princess
Trying to get her dress back
Wears Luigi's clothes.
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:25 pm
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Flood:
Jumps into a host
the parasite will grow to
overtake bodies. |
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Blue Eyes wins.
Captain Blue
Joined: 21 May 2007
Posts: 15314
HP: 95 MP: 10 Lives: 2
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:30 pm
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Wish I could come up with one right away, but sadly I can't. |
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Simsmagic
Aggrieved
Vampire
Joined: 13 Jun 2007
Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:33 pm
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Shadow the Hedgehog
Confused about his past life.
Made a game that failed. |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 12201
HP: 80 MP: 0 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:46 pm
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Portal:
delicious moist cake,
Your reward after testing,
how tasty it is. |
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Black Yoshi
Vampire
Joined: 17 Jun 2007
Posts: 14673
HP: 31 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:15 pm
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Now for the GW hour.
The evil Lich Lord
Scepter of Orr in his hand
commands the Titans
Shiro Tagachi
unleashing the Afflicted
as part of his plot
dark god Abbadon
banished by the other five
dethroned by Kormir
The Great Destroyer
herald of Primordius
destroys all it sees
lolendbosses |
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Super ShadowArticuno
Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 29080
HP: 99 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 11:20 pm
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I made a LOZ: TP one.
Cave of Ordeals
A lot battles to face
I wish you good luck.
Dang, I hope I got the syllables right... 5, 7, 5... |
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