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[LordCrump10/HIR]

Hiyah! HIR here to bring my loving brand of epic, storymaking to you people! What's a CYOA you ask?!

Choose
Your
Own
Adventure

At the end of the updates of this story will be one of the following.
A: A roulette. The outcome is determined by the seconds digit of your post! Like this...
What should Little L do?!
0: Bring out Brobot!
1: Attack!
2: Attack!
3: MANGO!!*
4: MANGO!!*
5: Bring out Brobot!
6: Bring out Brobot!
7: Attack!
8: Attack!
9: You choose!

Say Lord Bowser's seconds digits read 42, Little L would attack.
MANGO is a gift from the CARA Forum's god of mangos, Mangon. Similarly, Waffle (Bow's move) and Diet Coke (Stewart's move) will appear often in roulettes.

B: Choices
What should Count Bleck do?!
A: Attack Dimentio
B: Grab the emerald and make a run for it!
C: USE THE FORCE!

In this instance, you can select which option, and I take the option that gets said the most. Say Luvbi, Francis and Sir Grodus chose B, Count Bleck would grab the emerald and make a run for it!

This story implements Paper Mario-style RPG battles. This can be explained better...

You'll see several characters you may never have heard of. They are either my creations, or from a game you never played!
Also, I do put many users from the forums in the story! If you see yourselves there, don't be surprised!
Let's begin!

*Open at Mario's House. Mario is looking around for Luigi*
Mario: MAMMA MIA!
*At that moment, Bow bursts into the door, and crashes into Mario in the process*
Bow: MARIO! MARIO! Bowser is kidnapping Princess Peach again!
Mario: *nervous Italian*
Bow: What do you mean all of our other partners are in Florida?! 0_0!!
Mario: *raises hand*
Bow: Well... maybe we'll find some people! Just come on!
Mario: Okey-dokey!
Entry Hall, Princess Peach's Castle; 20 minutes later
Bowser: Oh come on, Peach! Admit that you love me! You can't resist the awesomeness that is Bowser!!
Mario: *angry noise*
Bowser: MARIO?! I don't remember inviting you to this?! Oh well, I'll just have to crash your little Mario Party! HEY! NEW RECRUIT! GET IN HERE!
*A Bowser clone walks into the room*
Lord Bowser: Lord Bowser, ready to roll! *!* Mario?! I'm takin' you down!
*Begin Battle!*

Mario: 45 HP
Bow: 50 HP

Bowser: 100 HP
Lord Bowser: 100 HP

Bow: HOLD IT! I demand a recount! This isn't fair at all!
HIR: I conquer! Hold on one second!
LordCrump10: Here we go again!
Jason: Another epic CYOA to write! ^_^

Who does HIR send to help Mario?
A: Count Bleck
B: Black Mage
C: White Mage
D: Stewart the Yoshi
E: Himself

[Popple]

The Black Mage is obviously the most powerful, see?

[LordCrump10/HIR]

Popple selected B: Black Mage!

HIR: *types quickly on laptop* I'll give you Black Mage! Surely he remembers you guys!
*Black Mage suddenly materializes next to Bow*
Black Mage: Huh.... whoa?! How'd I end up here?! The last thing I know.. I was walking to White Mage's house to give her these chocolates... and now this.
*Black Mage pulls out his dagger*
Black Mage: Hey! Maybe I can beat the answers out of those two Bowser clones!
*Black Mage joined the battle!*

Mario: 45 HP
Bow: 50 HP
Black Mage: 45 HP

Bowser: 100 HP
Lord Bowser: 100 HP

*Mario stomps on Bowser for only 2 damage (due to his defense of 2), hitting twice*
*Bow slaps Bowser for 1 damage, hitting 5 times and piercing defense*
*Black Mage casts Fire on Lord Bowser for 13 damage*
*Lord Bowser was burned!*
*Bowser breaths fire on Mario for 7 damage*
*Mario was burned!*
*Lord Bowser takes burn damage!*
*Lord Bowser can't move!*
Lord Bowser: WHAT?! This is cheap!

Mario: 38 HP (burned!)
Bow: 50 HP
Black Mage: 45 HP

Bowser: 91 HP
Lord Bowser: 87 HP (burned!) (paralyzed!)

*Mario takes burn damage!*
*Mario uses Supernova doing 17 damage to all, piercing defense*
*Bow uses Fan Smack on Bowser, hitting him for 2 damage, 5 times*
*Black Mage charges up*
*Bowser jumps on Mario for 7 damage*
*Mario can't use Crystal Stars!*
*Lord Bowser takes burn damage!*
*Lord Bowser can't move!*

Mario: 31 HP (burned!) (can't use Crystal Stars!)
Bow: 50 HP
Black Mage: 45 HP (charging power!)

Bowser: 64 HP
Lord Bowser: 69 HP (burned!) (paralyzed!)

How should Mario attack?!
0: Bros. attack with Bow
1: Hammer
2: Firebrand
3: MANGO!!!
4: MANGO!!!
5: Firebrand
6: Hammer
7: MANGO!!!
8: Power Bounce
9: Power Bounce

[Luvbi]

I wanted to get Mango, but I'm too lazy to wait two minutes first.

[Lord Rattata]

If luvbi chose Mango, continue.


If Luvbi did not chooose anything, FIREBRAND! burn the other bowser.

[LordCrump10/HIR]

Luvbi selected 1: Hammer!

Mario: 31 HP (burned!) (can't use Crystal Stars!)
Bow: 50 HP
Black Mage: 45 HP (charging power!)

Bowser: 64 HP
Lord Bowser: 69 HP (burned!) (paralyzed!)

*Mario hammers Lord Bowser for 6 damage, due to defense*
*Bow slaps Bowser*
Black Mage: Here it comes... HAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDOOOOKKKEEEEEEEEEEEENNN!!!
*Black Mage fires off a HADOKEN for 75 damage to all enemies, piercing defense*
*Black Mage ran out of mana!*
Bowser: WOAH! Did anyone get the number on that runaway Boeing 777?!
*Bowser was defeated!*
Lord Bowser: Is that even legal?!
HIR: That move was banned in 23 states, Guam, and Italy! ^_^
*Lord Bowser was defeated!*
*The two defeated Bowsers lie on the ground, dazed*
Bowser: This is all your fault! If only I brought Paragoomba instead of you!
Lord Bowser: WHAT?! A mere Paragoomba is not awesomer than me!
Bowser: He's not a Paragoomba, he's THE Paragoomba!
Jason: *watching Bowser go into Poshely Sanctum on his Wiicube* You mean the Paragoomba that tells Bowser that Mario has all of the Crystal Stars?!
Bowser: YES!!
Jason: ^_^
Peach: Um, I'm glad you guys love each other so dearly... but can anyone explain why the castle is shaking so violently?!
*The castle is now rumbling tremendously. 12 statues fall and break, 2 pictures of Princess Peach break, and a full scale model of the Mona Lisa follows. Upon hearing the noise, Doopliss and Goombella emerge from separate rooms*
Doopliss: HEY! What's with the shaking, slick?! I was entranced in a game of Mario Kart DS... AND I WAS WINNING!!!
Goombella: Woah... woah... what the heck is happening?!
*The castle finally stops rumbling. Peach goes over to a nearby window and looks out of it... she suddenly sees the earth*
Peach: We.... we're in space?!
Goombella: Ohmygosh!! This is horrible!
Doopliss: I'll say! My DS doesn't get service here. I know! I'll get my DS Lite instead! I pretty sure I had the Intergalactic Wi-Fi installed on it anyway! ^_^
???: Ah ha ha ha!! Your stupidity is more entertaining than that of an acrobat at a circus!
*A square appears, and then shrinks. A small chime is heard and in its place is a black, clown-like creature. His clothing is composed of red and a darker red*
???: I have appeared! Like a jack-in-the-box after its song! I... the great and mighty...
Bowser: I don't care whoever you are... you just interrupted some very serious princess-kidnapping and I'll have to stomp you for that!
???: Your threats are like that of a three year-old trying to play a trumpet... pointless! You cannot take on the master of all dark magic... SEVERUS!
HIR: I have a thing for recolors... he's a Dimentio recolor if you're an oblivious person!
Bowser: HEY! If I think something's funny, that guy's face is enough inspiration!
*Begin Battle!*

Bowser: 100 HP

Severus: 500 HP

Bowser: WHAT?! This isn't fair!
Severus: Ah ha ha! Life isn't fair sometimes! I'll just dispose of you so Master Cyrus can properly complete the ritual!

Choose how Bowser attacks!

[Luvbi]

Bowser attacks in a Macgyver suit while using a paper towel, and CD-ROM of Lego Racers 2, a box of tissues and a boombox.

[Lord Bowser]

WHAT IS UP WITH THIS TRASH?! For the last time, I am NOT a CLONE! Geez... Let ME start this RIGHT!

*Open at Idiot King's House. Mario is looking around for his mother*
Mario: Mommy, wheh ah yoo?
*At that moment, Female Boo the 1st bursts into the door, and crashes into Mario in the process*
FB1st: MARIO! MARIO! Bowser rocks my socks!
Mario: *nervous idiot*
Bow: What do you mean all of our other partners were flushed down your toilet?! 0_0!!
Mario: *picks noise*
Bow: Well... maybe we'll just get them out! What? What do you mean your toilet has has been cemented with poop?
Mario: Duh...
Entry Hall, Hot Princess's Castle; 20 minutes later
Best. Hubbie. Ever: Oh Peach...
Peach: Oh Bowser...
Mario: *fart noise*
Best. Hubbie. Ever: MARIO?! I don't remember inviting you to this?! Oh well, I'll just have to crash your little Mario Party! HEY! NEW RECRUIT! GET IN HERE!
*A Bowser clone walks into the room*
Fat, Ugly, Bloated Idiot: duh, me c phat poo-hed. me qush!!11!!1
*Begin Battle!*

Mario: 1 HP
Bow: 1 HP

Best. Hubbie. Ever: Infinite HP
Fat, Ugly, Bloated Idiot: -Infinite HP

And so Mario exploaded at the site of the dashingly handsome King Bowser Koopa and they all lived happily ever after. The End.

[End Boss]

wow.........um.....lol

[Lord Bowser]