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[Zelnor]

Yes, my fellow Digibutterians, recipes.

Come on, even people like Shadow Arcticuno with OVER 9000 posts have to get away from the computer to eat, sleep and do all that other human stuff (hygiene, procreation, recording stupid home videos, etc.)

And to make eating an experience, why don’t you try some of the following recipes ?

Banana shake from the blender

Ingredients:
Two Bananas, not too green, can be a tiny bit old
1 pck. Vanilla sugar
Milk

Optional:
Cream
Another pck. Of Vanilla Sugar.

Ingrediants make about 3 glasses of shake

I usually make my banana shake (my newfound anti-drug that took chocolates place in my life) with a Kenwood Chef machine my parents once bought because it looked high-technical (it’s been a while since someone said that…) and shiny. Now nobody ever uses it. Although the blender you can put onto the one port is a bit difficult to clean, I found him to blend the shake better then any other kitchen machines, with a nice, smooth and bubbly texture, no bits and pieces and overall more “banana shake” feeling.

Step 1: Peel the bananas, put them in the blender.
Step 2: Add about 0,4 litres milk (I don’t care that you are Americans. Or Canadians. This is my topic and I am using the metric system, whether you damn please it or not, you Fahrenheit people [Yes, I know Fahrenheit was a german scientist. He seems like a nut to me.]). Watch, as it soft whiteness engulfes the helpless bananas and BURNS THEIR SKIN ! For more fruity torture, add a packet on vanilla sugar, and listen to it sizzle by. Also, optionally, add around 50 ml to 80 ml of cream, which would, whilst bloating your bellah into the next dimension, also alters the flavour and adds a bit of a creamy tingle.
Step 3: FIRE ZEE MISSILES ! I mean… put the cap on the thing and start the blender. You may laugh maniacally when its blades tear the innocent bananas to shreds, but my neighbours find it irritating, so I stopped that.
Step 4: When fully blended, add – in case you won’t drink it all in about one hour – add a small, small amount of citron juice, else it will rather quickly look brown and old (but brown juice is –mostly- harmkessand fully drinkable)
Step 5: Slurp slowly and bath in the flavour.

Banana shake is perfect as a fluid meal (it saved my life in my first week with braces), as a little quick snack in-between or a yummy half-dessert.


Recipe 2: Zelnor Not Original Not German Chocolate Muffins With Capital Letters

Ingredients:
150 g Butter
110 g Sugar
200 g Flour
25g Raw cocoa powder (or is it called baking cocoa ? You know, cocoa powder without any sugar or artifical flavour. Just… grinded, roasted cocoa beans.)
1 Pck. Vanilla Sugar
2 exact tblsp. Baking powder (Baking Soda in English, I think)
2 eggs
200 ml Milk
100 g Chocolate Droplets

Step 1: Preheat the oven to 180° (Over/ Underheat [Raw translation of the word]
Step 2: Put the butter into a bowl and mix it smooth, add the sugar and vanilla sugar in portions and mix all together.
Step 3: Mix each egg about 30 seconds long in.
Step 4: Mix the flour with the cocoa powder and the baking powder and get it through a – er… (You one, one of these things with wire mesh in them, you also use them in the sand box, gragh, I’m too lazy to go to the online dictionary.)
Step 5: Add the flour mix in small portions and cautiously mix it under.
Step 6: Add the chocolate droplets and mix ‘em in.
Step 7: Put all in muffin forms and bake these ca. 25 minutes in the preheat oven.



Hope someone tries these, my internets about to kick me, I wanna get DDR and Guitar Hero II For Wii and these damn translator keep taking 4 months for one game, see you people, please post feedback, cash please (Remind me to give Mona that sig), kkthxbye

[Merlink]

I WANNA EAT IT! D:

[Kii]

Oh man, I want to make that shake... I wonder how it would taste if you randomly added strawberries or chocolate or something.

[Mona]

Om nom nom...

Cash plx.

[Count_Bleck]

Sweet! I'll try one some day!

[Zelnor]

One day iz not enough ! Zee recipes want to be made ! Come on, schnitzel, do it !

I think it's taste weird if you randomly add stuff, but if you do it in small portions, you should get a tasty mix shake. If you find a good recipe, posts it here please !

[Medikoopa]

Chocolate Omelette (Its better than it sounds, honestly)
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1 egg
Chocolate powder (most likely chocolate milk powder, but milk-chocolate hot chocolate powder works too)
Butter
Frying Pan
Butter Knife
Fork
Spatula
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Pull out the frying pan, butter, and a butter knife.
Take the butter knife and place a couple slivers of butter (depends on how you like your eggs; I use a grand total of 1 centimeter thick) on the pan
Place on the stove and let the butter melt and cover the pan
Crack the egg in a small bowl (ramekin size), take out a fork and stir the raw egg until the liquid is nicely golden (which means the yolk is broken and mixed in with the egg white)
Place a quarter or half a teaspoon of chocolate powder into the egg; stir
Pour the egg into the frying pan and let it cook - not for too long, though. Egg should be golden and decently solid (but bendable and breakable)
Take spatula and remove the egg from the pan and onto the plate.

Alternatively, this can be done as French Toast.
Only differences is that when you're mixing the egg, you use two eggs (for one person), add a dash of nutmeg and some milk to the eggs, dip bread in the egg, then slap the bread on the pan.
After the piece of bread is cooked, if you have more bread you wish to dip, put a little more butter on the pan.
If you have extra egg, go ahead and cook it. Its still eggs, after all!

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I get curious, okay?

[Zelnor]

How exactly do chocolate eggs taste ? It sound kind of gross, sorry...

[Medikoopa]

[Zelnor]

I might try it later this day. Come on, nobody else having hunger or any recipes ?

How about Mama Luigi's Spam Sandwiches ?

[Black Yoshi]

I was planning on making my own recipes thread soon.

My shakes, stir-fries and desserts are to die for... o.O

*sings milkshake song* <.<

[YagamiMirror]

I tried those recipes, they're good! I'm quite a chef myself, actually. For the fun of it, I'm gonna put two recipes of my own here.

Summer Sizzle(Weird drink, but it's good..)This is a mix of drinks.

Just grab these ingredients and mix 'em together in a cup. Great for a family treat!
Orange Juice(1/2 cup)
Coca Cola or Pepsi Cola(1/4 cup)
Apple Juice(1/8 cup)
Water (1/8 cup)(Preferred, unless you want an overbearing taste.But who doesn't have water?)
Ice(Optional, of course.)
YOUR TASTE BUDS WILL GO WIIIIIILD!

Omelet of Awesome(It really has a different name.)

Ingredients:(You should know how to cook this if you know how to make omelets.)
1-2 Eggs
Mozzarella(Yes, string cheese is fine.)
Bacon(Can be omitted if you are vegetarian)
Vegetables: Spinach, lettuce, or some other similar green I'm not listing.
Lol, fruit is not a bad idea. Make sure you slice it very thin, though. The best one to use is a strawberry.(Optional)

Tell me if you don't know how to make an omelet, or you don't know anyone who can make one for you. I can give you directions.

Don't forget to grab a parent, kids!: P
My food is to die for, I have people to prove that. Maybe I should start a recipe thread...

[Zelnor]

Why start another thread ? We already have this one, this isn't my thread, it's Digibutters.