Depressed
Koopler
Benned
Joined: 21 Oct 2007
Posts: 3260
HP: 50 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:51 pm
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Once upon a time, many years ago... okay, it was actually like... twelve or something, a koopa was born on the tropical paradise of koopa's island. He was raised, as a nice little koopa. He went to the north of the island to see the walrus king's lair. Within it, Koopler was given a drum, that he tapped: boom bassa boom on it. This awakened flavio the great, who called him a stutterig peackock. Koopler ignored this lame diss, and went outside, to see a member of the hoho tribe. Koopler asked him to see through it, and he saw through it... FLURRIE'S MELLONS! Koopler hit the perve over the head with the telescope, and grabbed a shovel. The man said. "Oh my god you *crag*tard! I'm not dead yet! You don't bury me!" Koopler hit him over the head with a shovel, and found a contract to join bowser's army. He used the contract in a long trading process, like in zelda games. He gave it to bowser for a decree, which he gave madam flurrie, who gave him juicey watermellons, he gave to flavio, in which he recieved a thankyou, then he went to the idiot cragnon in 6-1, who makes you say please five times, and gave him the thankyou. He got a useless combination, that he gave to mario, dressed as a cragnon, making him say please over and over. He gave the pleases to bestovius, who gave him the ability to flip his middle finger into 3-d. He used this on a guy who is a jerk only visible in 3-d, who exploded at the pointing of the middled finger, and koopler recieved a guy's head. He gave it to bowser, and was put into the army.
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