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[Crappy Blue Luigi]

Crazy Bout News issue 4

Sorry for the wait! (again >_<) M'Aiq has a very interesting story to tell today! Us over at CBN Studios hope you enjoy this issue as much as the last three!
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Today's news

Recently, Francis added another new and awesome feature: Relationships. Just use the item on someone, and if they use it on you, they accept the request. The two will then be in a relationship of some kind. You can also make your own relationship items. For example:
Will-You-Marry-Me
Makes "John and Jane are married"

Thanks so much to Larry Koopa for thinking up the idea!
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M'aiq has discovered a most interesting tale...and he shall tell it to you all over time.


The Chronicles of Josan-Web
-Chapter I-
The Start of a Legend


I woke up. I was in a cell. How did I get here? Where am I?

I approached the cell door, hoping to find an answer. I was instead coldly greeted by a Dunmer in another cell. "Hey! Argonian! I bet you feel pretty awful, being locked up in this cell, SO close to the water! It's a real shame that you'll never get to swim again, isn't it?" he began bickering.

"Where the hell am I?" I yelled. He ignored me, and continued his speech: "Just think, you can hear it all: The boats, the gulls, the waves...and you'll never see it again! Oh, but don't worry, you'll be dead soon. Yes, that's right! You're going to DIE in here, filthy pondscum!" He began laughing as a voice began to travel down the stairs. "You hear that? The guards are coming for you!" the Dunmer chuckled, as he retreated to the corner of his cell.

I looked at the appoaching shadows to see what almost seemed to be the truth. Guards were heading towards my cell, but there was something strange about them. They didn't seem like the typical guardsmen. They also appeared to be escorting some kind of royalty through here, but why here? This prison doesn't appear to have another exit.

I heard the royal talking to one of the guards about his sons being assassinated, and the guard was trying to reassure him about them only being attacked. The apparent captain of this group approached the other guards. "None of that matters now, our job is to escort the Emporer to safety. Quickly, let's go. They're no doubt behind us." she said. She turned around and quickly spotted me standing in the cell's doorway. "What the? What's this prisoner doing here? This cell is supposed to be off-limits!" she yelled.

"Perhaps it was a mix-up?" one of the guards said, and she quickly yelled at me: "No matter. Stand back, prisoner! We will not hesitate to kill you if you get in our way!"

Not wanting to get killed, I stood back against the wall. The guards opened the door, and one of them drew his sword. "Don't make any dumb moves, prisoner." he said. The royal told the guard to put away his blade, and approached me.

"You. I've seen you before. I've seen you in my dream..." he said to me, "Then the stars were right, and this is the day...gods give me strength." I asked him "Who are you? Where am I?" and he replied: "I am your Emporer, Uriel Septim, and I have ruled Tamriel for 65 years. You are a citizen of Cyrodiil, and you will serve Tamriel in your own way soon enough." I looked at him. "Cyrodiil? I don't remember being in Cyrodiil...how did I get here?" His face grew stern. He looked over to his guards to see if the escape route was opened yet, turned back to me, and said "It does not matter why you are here, what matters is what you will do."
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FUNNIES
The Random Zone - what

Your Daily Dose of Random - By pure-???



Nario made a comic! OMG

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AD SECTION

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A prophecy from Light Prognosticus.

A city destroyed by an ancient monster-queen
Four heroes sacrificed themselves to seal the evil mean

It's now a city of rogues and bandits and a mouse
And sewers with a door to the monster's house

Which city am I talking about in here?
It's not hard, you'll guess it in less than a year
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Plastic Mario just finished Part 4 today. We hope you like it~

"W-W-W-W-What?" Kai muttered as he managed to stand back up. "What went on there..." Mira, with a stern look on her face, replied "I'll exaplain everything to you, later. Follow me." And they went further into the caves, where a makeshift dwelling laid.

The 2 sat down. "So... Can I at least have an explaination?" Kai asked, trembling. "Well, you deserve one, at this point. Back there, you were temporarily taken over by Cayne." "Cayne...? Who's Cayne?" "He's... My brother. And he wants to use you to kill everybody in the world."

"The...Whole...World... And how do we get him out of my head?" Kai stuttered with disbelief. "It won't be easy. Now that you aren't a demon any more, this will take some effort..." Kai stood up, and yelled "I'll do whatever it takes for the people to me saved! Even if I have to die for them!" Mira pulled back a bit. "You don't HAVE to die... Although you may die on the way where we are going. But if you DO die, Cayne will be free again."

"But why is Cayne in MY body? Why not anybody elses?" "Because... You are the only one with enough power..."
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Staff:
CBLuigi - Manager/Comics/Fiction Writer/Game Reviews/Reporter (Jebus, I do it all!)
Popple - Comics
pure-??? - Comics/Spotlight
Kii - Comics
Yellow Magikoopa - Comics
Gear - Editor
Larry Koopa - Fiction Writer
Ruki - Reporter/Fiction Writer
Plastic Mario - Reporter/Fiction Writer
Dark Prognosticus - Horoscopes/Reporter
Magikoopa #42 - Reporter
general_koopatrol - Reporter
Piccolo The Pixl - Reporter
Paper Luigi - Game Reviews
M'Aiq The Liar - Game Reviews
Celebi Kitty - Art
Crystal King - Advertisement

[Sam]

1, i recently made a fanfic

2, I thought I REGISTERED

3, im the one who though UP with the relation ship idea..

[Plastic Mario]

1 News article? We need more news. =O

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

[Sam]

this was the worst out of the 3. but I still liked the others alot!

[Super Koopa]

Ok now my comic may suck but it was worth it.

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

[Super Maiq the Liar]

Side note: CBLuigi didn't even get to the good parts.

Hell, he didn't get 1/3rd of Chapter 1 in.

Massive rat slaying, folks. It's a massacre.

EDIT: Do we get a prize for solving LP's prophecy?

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

[Plastic Mario]

Note... Chapter 5 of my FF is where it gets DEEP.

[Pure-???]

um... you put the wrong comics up. those are myn comics from last issue.

[Sam]

lol, four

[Sam]

wtf!?!? im a Comic Maker/Fiction Writer

[Paper Luigi]

Augh. I missed the deadline again. I'm sorry, i'm just really busy and such.

[Pure-???]

no, really, you put teh wrong comics! CHANGE THEM!