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Djacwmwfin
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 Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:46 am
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I'm going to discuss something REEAALLY random.
FINGERNAILS
Really, why do they exist. What function could they have possibly had back when humans were developing? Maybe just because animals like to have claws. So we had to have imitation claws.
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Typhoon
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:49 am
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*rubs chin evily* I think... that everybody didnt have finger nails before... I think... about 100 years ago... Aliens... came down to the earth and attached themselves to our fingertips.
And to this day, we help them produce.
*shot*
I have no idea how or why they are on us D: I think they're there because it would be creepy without them XD Imagine just flesh ... no fingernails >_> |
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Djacwmwfin
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:53 am
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Nature heeds not for those weak minded fools.
Fingernails would look creepy if we never had them before.
Also, 100 years ago, America was already formed. |
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Typhoon
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:53 am
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| Joshamuffin wrote: | Nature heeds not for those weak minded fools.
Fingernails would look creepy if we never had them before.
Also, 100 years ago, America was already formed. |
Thats what they WANT you to think. |
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Djacwmwfin
Joshamuffin
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:54 am
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They being fingernails? |
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Typhoon
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:55 am
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| Joshamuffin wrote: | | They being fingernails? |
Exactly |
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Djacwmwfin
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:57 am
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Apparently, those aliens like to live in alot of crust. And they're also emo, they like to be cut. |
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Typhoon
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:59 am
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| Joshamuffin wrote: | | Apparently, those aliens like to live in alot of crust. And they're also emo, they like to be cut. |
INFORM THE OFFICIALS! YOU'VE MADE A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH! |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:05 am
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Umm...dump? |
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Djacwmwfin
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:06 am
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| Typhoon wrote: | | Joshamuffin wrote: | | Apparently, those aliens like to live in alot of crust. And they're also emo, they like to be cut. |
INFORM THE OFFICIALS! YOU'VE MADE A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH! |
ATTN Francis! I've made a major breakthrough! I am informing you, the official!
| Dark Paratroopa wrote: | | Umm...dump? |
This has been derailed. So let's continue discussing why we think fingernails were not evolved out.
Last edited by Joshamuffin on Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:07 am; edited 2 times in total |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:07 am
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If I had any trace of sanity, I would ask. Therefore, I'm not asking. |
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Typhoon
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:07 am
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Back on topic,
Fingernails are made up of calcium, i dont know what they are for, but, they must be there for a reason.
Maybe for a defence mechanism of some sort? *shot* |
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Djacwmwfin
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:10 am
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I think they are sort of claws, but not quite. They can't get very sharp. And they break easily. What could they be for? |
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Typhoon
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:15 am
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| Joshamuffin wrote: | | I think they are sort of claws, but not quite. They can't get very sharp. And they break easily. What could they be for? |
They could be something that just forms, on every human being.
It may have no reason to exist at all,
But then again...
The world may never know. |
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| Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:16 am
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Actually, my theory is that fingernails are toenails that somehow, because of a renegade toilet armed with a sniper rifle and an ice cream cone, got transferred to your hands. |
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