My fellow people, it has come to my [awesome] attention that something is wrong. Something that has been bothering us all month-by-month.
This problem isn't an event, but moreso a person.
This person is the one who calls himself... Popple.
My take on this? I believe Popple isn't the real Popple. He goes on-and-off about his personality and hasn't said "see?" at the end of his sentences in a long time. He also is a jerk, and an emo one at that.
...And when the Popple in Digibutter DOES say "see?," he does it in every sentence. The real Popple only uses that a few times, but enough for you to know that it's the real Popple.
Here is my evidence, all of which was filmed by the Lakitu Bros.:
EVIDENCE #1
As you can see here, Popple refers to himself as the Shadow Thief many times while speaking. More specifically, he says, "I, Popple, the Shadow Thief... etc."
The Popple on this site hasn't done that for at least three months if he has even ever done it in the past. Heck, he probably already forgot about that.
Also, this video shows that Popple enjoys stealing valuables, which oddly, he never does on this forum. What, with him being a big meanie and being so obsessed with "DiGiBoodeR Is PH@ILUREZ FTW!" and all.
Finally, Rookie is quite handsome. I just wanted to mention that.
Onto my next evidence!
EVIDENCE #2
This video which my Lakitu's also video-taped, Popple is shown being not perverted at all. In fact, he's shown being what I like to call, an "anti-pervert."
To put it simply, Popple loves nothin' but money and power. No Birdo's included. The Popple on this site is REALLY perverted, 'nuff said.
Popple also is shown hiring new rookies. Does the Popple her ever join forces with one other person and together they attack people and plot schemes? Not once has he done this here in Digibutter, and to be honest, and REALLY PHAIL'd in doing anything when I attacked Digibutter as Giga Bowser
One last thing...
EVIDENCE #3
The Popple shown here insults Mario and Luigi for ganging up on him, which is a good reason for an insult. The Popple on digibutter insults people for stupid reasons, and when they insult him for said reasons, he acts like a whiny crybaby with three butts.
Oh yeah, and Popple likes throwing coins and mushrooms at people. The Popple on Digibutter likes smooching his butt-hole in people's faces.
Flavio would full heartedly agree, but Flavio recently had Flavio's heart replaced with a solid gold can of Chinese lead paint. Why? Because Flavio has enough ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY! to do so without dying, therefore proving that lead paint isn't killing kids, but rather their lack of a R!T!E!aM! powered imune system is. Damn stuttering peacock children.
Hey, *crag* you. I'm one of the only people that wants to go back to the old way of doing things. Plus I've stolen tons of shit. Gooey bombs, dignity, contest fees for contests I've never finished. I staged a whole *crag* underground mission to destroy HERO for christ sake. And the only reason I didn't help with the Giga Bowser thing is because I had my own personal issues to deal with.
As for you, I don't think you've ever kidnapped anyone, you are barely ever on, and you aren't even that evil anymore. So hows that for ya?
Hey, *crag* you. I'm one of the only people that wants to go back to the old way of doing things. Plus I've stolen tons of shit. Gooey bombs, dignity, contest fees for contests I've never finished. I staged a whole *crag* underground mission to destroy HERO for christ sake. And the only reason I didn't help with the Giga Bowser thing is because I had my own personal issues to deal with.
As for you, I don't think you've ever kidnapped anyone, you are barely ever on, and you aren't even that evil anymore. So hows that for ya?
1. Lies 2. Lies 3. Lies 4. Lies 5. Lies 6. I've kidnapped Fat, Ugly, Bloated Idiot, Mimi!!!, and Tyler! And I've been buying away at the soap and spray-painting innocent people pink! Not only that, but I keep making people pay money for things I never finish or get to!
Hey, *crag* you. I'm one of the only people that wants to go back to the old way of doing things Whipping people with flaming garden-hoses?. Plus I've stolen tons of shit Like unwanted virginity!. Gooey bombs, dignity, contest fees for contests I've never finishedAND UNWANTED VIRGINITY!. I staged a whole *crag* underground mission to destroy HERO for christ sake LONG time ago when you didn't suck.. And the only reason I didn't help with the Giga Bowser thing is because I had my own personal issues to deal with.I wont argue with that.
As for you, I don't think you've ever kidnapped anyone, you are barely ever on, and you aren't even that evil anymore. So hows that for ya? Ok, now I'm almost CRYING with laughter.
Ok Enigma I guess Lord Bowser is always *crag* on. Hell he has to be one of the most active members on the while *crag* site too. I mean *crag* do you see his day-to-post ratio? It's like over nine-*crag*-thousand!
And what the hell is unwanted virginity? Is that even a *crag* phrase? Someone who doesn't want virginity? What the *crag* is that? Why do you have to *crag* *crag* english with your mediocre mastery of it?
