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[Flavio]

Ah, how Flavio would love to eat a jill sandwich. Flavio thinks it sounds very tasty. So, anyways. Here's the review!

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The resident Evil Franchise, is one of the games that Flavio enjoys A LOT! And not just for the "Jill sandwiches" or the countless hot women in the game. Flavio also likes it for it's massive amount of ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY!

Story:
Now, Flavio can probabley right a better story line, though Flavio isn't going to deduct points for that.

So, anyways. There's a bunch of murders in the raccoon city's local forest, Racoon Forest. And special agent squad STARS is sent to find the murderers. Howerver. The first division sent out, the BRAVO team, is a bunch of stuterring peacocks! They end up crashing the're plane in the forest and ALPHA team is sent to save them. The ALPHA team ends up in a masnion, trying to surrvive, and escape the hell that is FLAVIO! Err, Flavio means, escape the hellish mansion alive.

Along the way, you'll fight different types of zombie creatures, and meat up with different members of STARS. Flavio thinks that there's enough plot twist to make you more twisted than Wario Ware Twisted!

STORY RANKING: 8/10

Controls and Gameplay:

Flavio finds the gameplay to be sort of confusing in the resident evil games. To move forward, no matter what direction you're facing, you press up. Same with going backwards, accept you press down instead of up (duh). You turn using the left and right cursors. You hold your gun ready by holding down the R trigger, and fire with the B. Same with the knife, accept you hold down the L shoulder button. The game uses a static camera, meaning that it'll change on it's own at different parts of the rooom. There's many different puzzles, some easy, and some hard. Also, if your playing on REbirth mode, most of theese puzzles use the stylus. You can auto targer using the oposite shoulder button. There's a few different wepons to use that you obtain through out the game, though there's not much ammo for theese wepons. Oh, and if it wasn't obvious enough, you shoot the Zombies and other creatures.
Flavio gives the game play a 7/10

SOUNDS:

Okay, the sounds are pretty crappy. The guns sound very unrealistic. Oh, and the voices! The charecter's voices are so horrible , that it's very funny! Flavio usually craps his pants laughing at the things that there dialouge, and voices.

Sound 4/10

GRAPHICS:

This is the DS, so the graphics aren't that good. Everything's pretty blocky. And the zombies faces scare the crap out of Flavio, though not the way there suppost to.
Graphics 6/10 (if this was on a console than it would be much lower)

IMPROVEMENTS FROM ORIGANAL

There's now two modes to play. REbirth, or classic.

Classic is just the origanal game, with slightly better graphics.

REbirth has more enemies, more ammo, more herbs(flavio thinks), stylus involving puzzles, mic involving puzzles, and first person knife fights where the player slices zombies with the stylus. Though, this only happens in some places. You can't go all first person and crap normally.

There's also multyplayer that Flavio hasn't played.

OH, and it's PORTABLE!
IMPROVMENTS 5/10 could of been a few more

OVERALL:

This is not the best game out there. Though, it's still very good. Flavio reccomends getting this game.
OVER ALL SCORE (Flavio just pulled this number out of his ass. There is no math involved) a 7 out of ten.

[Typhoon™]

[Flavio]

[Doo_liss]

Amazing review, Flavio. You deserve a truck load of AWESOME SAUCE.

[Yellow Magikoopa]

BEST. REVIEW. EVAR.

[Doo_liss]

Someone give this guy a medal.

[Flavio]

Victory for Flavio!

[Doo_liss]

You get Cortez's treasure! If we can get it off him.

[Flavio]

[Doo_liss]

I mean the whole horde of his treasure. The entire amount of treasure that he protects.

[Flavio]

[Doo_liss]

Icould steal Cortez's treasure's identity and pretend to be his treasure but run away out the window when he turns away.

[Flavio]

[Doo_liss]

Magic is a serious thing, you know, Dimentio and I know that.

[Flavio]