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Author's note: I'm so use to coding everything myself, how do you center stuff <---hit in face with smerf....I grant you fanfiction! ^_^ Enjoy please!

Rated T+ for blood, extreme violence, mild swearing, use of tobacco and other drug substances, simulated gambling, suicidal elements, sexual innuendoes, and slurs of race, religion, and raviolis. Can you handle the pressure, wussies?)

Kingdom Hearts copyrighted by important people who also own Final Fantasy, enjoined with the people who own Disney things, but not the Nintendo people who own the Mario stuff. That’s a disclaimer, folks, I don’t own them.

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Kingdom Hearts: Saga of memories

Nothing like the great threat of the Nobodies and the Heartless had ever happened again in the world Sora and his friend existed in, and while minor evils did take place from time to time, they were always stomped down by the defenders of the light. But one can only stomp so much…soon; they went back to their daily lives…as though their adventures never took place.

King Mickey ruled his Kingdom, his magical Kingdom complied of many worlds, and even though the separate world had their own rules, their own laws…Mickey’s word was the solid law, that even the Gods of Olympia took into consideration. The people looked to him as their balance and light. And now that the worlds were at peace, Mickey could spend time with his beloved Queen Minnie…

Donald Duck and his lady in waiting took some time off, choosing a sojourn in the sunnier side of the Caribbean. Now, one may ask ‘why there?’ but Donald was fairly sure he could handle any unruly pirates. Though, another question could come to mind, like what would Mickey do without his head magician…? In this time of peace who needed one… which, of course, meant many angry soldiers, who grumbled and gripped at their dismissal, but their Captain wasn’t bothered, rather, relieved at this. He, too, could now spend time with his only family, and do the things he never seemed to get to do, like get to know his son Max better and learn to cook.

And in Hallow Bastion…well, in Hallow Bastion there was peace, but it was a stiff kind of peace- the kind that no one enjoys, the kind of peace that makes people want a war. Tension grew underneath the fine surface of this artificial peace, as Leon and his Crew made a fair attempt to keep order, but ever day darkness seemed to get closer and closer to them…and, oh how right they were.

But what charming notion! All the worlds at peace! And it was all thanks to Sora and his friend. So peaceful…every afternoon Rikku, Kari, and Sora would lie on the beach and watch the sun set in to a calm night, because everything was back to normal, and no one wondered what was out there again, because they already knew. Everything was back to normal.

Back to normal…yep, everything was back to normal.
[center][Multi-coloured Star bit sprinkle down from the sky]

The night grows long

[People oo and ah at the sky. ]

As the heart grows cold

[The camera moves down to and over the shoulder shot. People are pointing up at the sky.]

And as we grow older and move a part

[A young girl pulls away from her mother to get a closer look.]

I always want to be in your heart

[Zooms in on her face. The Star bit explosion is reflected in her pink eyes.]

In your heart

[Zooms to the stars again]

In your heart

[They go out one by one. Silence]

[Silence]

[A harp is struck sharply, as a dark swirlly vortex appears. The sky begins to open slowly, the harp fades out. The hole is as big as it will get and a piano starts to be played…much like Nintendo 64 in the spooky mansion piano.]

A Kingdom, of you and me

[A massive King Boo struggles to pull himself out of the hole. He does, followed by many other boo]

Can be all that we need, you see

[The vortex closes as the final boo flies out]

Can you find, just one more time

[The stars reappear as the boos fill the sky]

With you and me

[Zooms back to over the shoulder shot, more people now. Their voices are now more panicked]

We’ll make a Kingdom of our hearts

[A wide shot of the sky. All boos- stars no longer visible, no sky- just the endless amount of spooky spectres.]

You and me, a Kingdom

[King Boo lets out a boo-ish roar]



I’ll be your King, and you’ll be my Queen

[The boos spread out across the land]




We’ll have a court of our memories

[Screams pierce the night time air as we zoom up to the sky once more]


Can you find it in your heart?

[zooms back to the sky again. The stars twinkle calmly as the sounds of chaos reach it]
[all is dark]

To fill in the moat, and let the bridge down

[King Boo slowly shrinks down to normal size, looking satisfied.]

I want to be in your heart

[focus suddenly behind him, as a tiny hole appears.]


The night grows long

[A surge of darkness flows out]

As the heart grows cold

[King Boos evil laughter can be heard as the darkness spreads across this poor plagued place]

And as we grow older and move a part

[The darkness is see by a man in dreadlocks on a boat on a dark sea]

I always want to be in your heart

[It is seen by nocturnal hunters in the Pride Lands]

In your heart

[It is seen by people taking in clothes in an ever frozen Russia]

In your heart

[It is seen by a Mouse King as looks out on the night. ‘Oh no’ softly escapes his lips]

A Kingdom, of you and me

[It is seen and felt by all in the Kingdom…the darkness spreads]

Can be all that we need, you see

[Sora and his friends listen to waves wash in and out on the Beach, as the sun light tries to hold on]

Can you find, just one more time

[The darkness creeps in, causing Sora to make a noise of worry. The others notice]

With you and me

[He sits up all the way. The boy wears a worried look on his face.]

We’ll make a Kingdom of our hearts

[Darkness swallows their sky]

You and me, a Kingdom

[All is dark and silent]

Just you and me, someday you will see!

That’s really all we’ll need

You and me, in our Kingdom of Hearts[/center]



Mario Manor was a massive building, built on a hill so far out in the country side that Goombas didn’t ever tread there. It hadn’t been used by the Mario Brothers’ since it was built, instead, they preferred their simple home close to Mushroom Kingdom, but it was so far out and so large it was perfect to rent for house parties, but today, it would have a more practical use.

A long yellow bus, with blue tinted windows travelled up the twisted dirt road that led to the Manor. It slowly came up to the front of the Manor, letting out a puff of smoke from its exhaust pipe as it shuttered to a halt.

The ride was a perfectly lovely on during the day, but a man named Luigi Mario knew better. A shutter passed though this moustachioed plumber as he jumped out of bus, laden with heavy flowery carpet bags. Even thought it was unused, it had so many memories- mostly unpleasant ones of Luigi having to save his big brother Mario from an evil horde of Boos and their wicked king, but moving on.

A young lady jumped out after him, a mildly tan one, with a short flippy hair cut, wide sparkling eyes, and dressed as though to kick as though to kick a soccer ball. She turned around to the bus driver, but before she could say anything, he shut the door with a snap, zooming down in reverse, ignoring the road and getting close and personal with the lawn.

“Jerk…” The young lady named Daisy grumbled. Daisy wasn’t just any young lady, she was a Princess. A princess and a plumber, what a perfect combination. She continued to grumble as Luigi walked past, her eyes following him…following him to the Manor.

“Luigi, this place is huge!” She exclaimed, yanking one of the bags from him, “Come on, you have got to show me around!”

She raced a head of him, leaving Luigi standing there, a hand up and half words forming in his mouth. With a sigh, he followed after her, berating himself in his so. So he could take on mutant turtles, save an entire food based Kingdom, stop an evil wedding, and kick some major butt with the best of them, there was just something about Daisy that flustered him. She made him so nervous! He never knew what to say- why couldn’t talk to her? Daisy was like a haunted mansion that made him blush! Oh, if only he could me more like Mario.

Luigi headed up the handsome stone steps, feeling pretty crummy. He hardly noticed when Daisy took the rest of the baggage from him, as he looked for his keys.

“I can’t wait to see my room, Luigi,” Daisy said, wearing a small smile as she watched her plumber pat himself down, worry drawn all over his face, “…is everything alright?”

“Um, yeah, it’s-“ Luigi stammered, pulling his pockets in and out, even checking his shoe. Where was that key?! He had it right in his right pocket, right where he left it! Oh, he could cry, he could cry, why did he ruin everything! Now, Daisy would think he was a total loser, and never speech to him again-

“Are you coming?” Daisy had opened the door as he was putting himself down, “You must’ve pre-unlocked it. How clever, you must’ve known I woulda brought so much!”

She was already inside the main hall, her soft sole shoes squeaking against the magnificent tiles of the room. Daisy looked around in awe, like she had never seen anything so beautiful in all her life, which was silly, thought Luigi, because she woke up to herself everyday…!

Blushing, Luigi walk into his Manor, practically falling over Daisy’s luggage, where she so courteously dropped right in front of the doorway. He didn’t have the heart (or the spine) to ask her to move them, so he did himself quickly. He shut the beautiful wooden doors, staring at the keyhole suspiciously. He hadn’t pre-unlocked the door…and the only other person with a key was Mario, right?

“Oh…!” Daisy gasped, making Luigi jump. He whipped around, heart hammering in his chest. But she was alright, perfectly alright-in fact, she sat down one the bottom step of the grand stair case, admiring the floor, “Didn’t you tell me that you picked out everything for it?”

“It?” Luigi questioned, rubbing the back of his head. Daisy patted the spot next to her. He gulped, walking (albeit a little stiff) over to her, and sat down, “O-oh, yeah, well, I helped…” Another gulp, “I, um, picked out the-the floor, at least.”

There was a sly look on her face, as she tilted close to him. Luigi felt heat, blush if you will, creep up to his face.

“I noticed,” She whispered. Half of him really hoped she wouldn’t have noticed the sparkly daisies on the floor; the other half of him was jumping with joy. Luigi reeeeeeally wished his halves would make nice.

“You’re such a sweetie,” She said softly, “Lettin’ me stay here while my castle his rebuilt and the best part is (‘Was it getting hot in here?’ Luigi thought panicked, ‘When did she get so close?!’) you and I will be here all alone, until its done.”

Luigi couldn’t help but face her, his own face burning. When did she get so close?! Her face was almost touching his, their lips almost meeting…This eager emotion ate up his fear like an antibody to a devastating disease, their lips a hairbreadths apart and-

“LUIGI!”

A voice that belonged to an old man yelled, causing Luigi and Daisy to jump, startled. The Princess was already up, fists clenched, ready to kick butt! A burglar or an acquaintance, it didn’t matter, they were at the wrong time at the wrong place!

Luigi grabbed Daisy’s aggressive arm without thinking, he dodged to the side as something heavy thudded down the ordinate stairs, ripping the fair carpet and chipping the maple steps. It came down with such a thunderous force, and speed, that it was airborn when it hit the last step, slamming itself into the Manor’s fancy door.

“Oh my,” The voice of the old man said, as the old man himself slid off the chugging vacuum cleaner of doom. He was a short old man, with a single tufted of hair, thick lens glasses, and the traditional grab of a Professor, a Professor Elvin Gadd if you will. “Luigi, I’m so glad that you’re here! We have an emergency, and I can’t seem to open your safe-Woooah!”

The short scientist was holstered up by Daisy, blind female fury racing all though her body. Luigi was debating whether to let Daisy kill him or not, when the Poltergeist 3001 decided to explode in a cascade of flames.

“Listen you,” Daisy snarled in disgust, “I don’t know who the heck you are, but no one breaks up a k- catch fire to stuff, breaking in-“

Luigi dashed from where he had fell into the near by hall where the convenient exstriguister was, getting there just in time for the whole front door to be engulfed in flames. He clamped down on the silver handle, coating Daisy as she threatened the dangling Professor, the Professor, and everything in a three foot radius. The great force of foam blaster sending him flying back like little boy with a bazooka cannon.

Daisy let out an uncharacteristically girly shrill as the frosty foam covered her near head to toe. The shriek knocked Luigi for six so bad, that the extigusher slipped from his be gloved hand. It went flying though the air, spewing white foam like an indoor blizzard in his dazzling hall. It hit the floor with a thud, hissing as the last of its life drained from its cylindrical body.

“Um…” Luigi pulled himself up, completely mortified by what just happened. Nothing makes anyone look worse then- oy, then, “Momma Mai, Daisy put the Professor down!”

The not so fair Princess dropped the poor man, though with great reluctance. She folded her arms, looking at the Professor with such an intense hatred, like he was a bug she longed to squish-crush-squish. But the old man didn’t appear to notice or be buffered by this, instead, he just bolted towards the plumber, who took a step back, almost falling on his butt, thanks to the slipperiness of the foam.

“We are in grave danger!” He announced, causing Luigi and Daisy to glace as each other sceptically. (Though on the inside, Luigi felt his insides shrivel. Grave danger was to him what out of spaghetti was to Mario) “You must come to my lab immediately! But first, you must find the Red Crystal that King Boo dropped from his crown.”

“Why should we-“Daisy asked, ‘tude to the max, but the Professor just gave a great guttering noise, before backing out. He mounted the Poltergeist 3001, giving it a sharp kick. The pair watched in a mangled awe as he puttered out of the foamy room, through the still, slightly, slowly, burning door.

“Should we go…?” She turned to Luigi, her voice no longer angry, but confused. The tone of her voice made him blush. He nodded, Mmhmming. He decided! With Daisy by his side, and expected him to be a hero, be a hero he would be!

Luigi was out of the Manor before Daisy could even say a word.