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Jolene Legendary Mashine
Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 6998
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:33 pm
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'K, so I work at an art center (supply store, studio, summer camp, classes, etc.). I'm usually a camp counselor but for the past few days there wasn't any camp so we basically just hung around, swept, tidied, and made stuff.
In the studio they have clockwork bits, so you can make a real working clock out of whatever stuff you please. The owner of the center bought one of those foam clocks with little turning hands, the kind you use to help little kids learn to tell time, and she was installing the clockwork motor in it to turn it into a real clock. The numbers were punch-out numbers, so one of the employees decided to be a wise-ass and punch out the "1."
(Names abbreviated to first initial to protect the not-so-innocent. For full effect, imagine L as a typical teenaged girl, and S as a short, sassy and flamboyant middle-aged woman. The building is also one long rectangle, so if you enter the front door you can see all the way to the back.)
Employee (L) - Ooh, look, I got the one! Owner (S) - L, I'm using that one. Give it back. L - *does not give back the one* S - L, give back the one. GIVE BACK THE ONE. GIVE BACK THE ONE. L - *continues to not give back the one* Say the magic woooord!  S - L, GIVE ME THE F***ING ONE. GIVE ME THE F***ING ONE, NOW. L - Uhhhh... S.... there's a customer that just came in. S - YOU'RE KIDDING. THERE IS NO F***ING CUSTOMER IN HERE RIGHT NOW. GIVE ME THE F***ING -- *looks up and sees that there really is a customer* o____O;
And we all just started cracking up.
Maybe you had to be there. XD |
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augh! Piccolo the Pixl
Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 16952
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:35 pm
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Funneh |
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ERECTIN' A DICK Miku Hatsune Vampire
Joined: 05 Jun 2007 Posts: 13497
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:10 pm
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LOL |
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Addicted to linebreaks Plastic Mario Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 20799
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:11 pm
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It always makes for some good laughs when you just walk in when there is something going on. Once, I was going to a friends house, and his cousin was living there for a while. When I got there, they were in a room.
(My friend likes rubbing things in when he wins in anything, and his cousin likes massages.. a lot)
I put my ear to the door and all I heard was my his cousing saying "Come on, take them off already!" and after about 10 seconds my friend was screaming "SUCK IT! OH! SUCK IT!"
I opened the door to see my friend standing victorious in one of his games, and his cousin sitting on a massage chair with a couple of sheets lying on the floor.
At that point, I was standing in a doorway with eyes bigger than dinner plates. After I explained what I heard... We all cracked up for about 10 minutes. Now every time we hear SUCK IT, we just burst out laughing. XD |
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Yellow Magikoopa Vampire
Joined: 19 May 2007 Posts: 21962
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:17 pm
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| Plastic Mario wrote: | It always makes for some good laughs when you just walk in when there is something going on. Once, I was going to a friends house, and his cousin was living there for a while. When I got there, they were in a room.
(My friend likes rubbing things in when he wins in anything, and his cousin likes massages.. a lot)
I put my ear to the door and all I heard was my his cousing saying "Come on, take them off already!" and after about 10 seconds my friend was screaming "SUCK IT! OH! SUCK IT!"
I opened the door to see my friend standing victorious in one of his games, and his cousin sitting on a massage chair with a couple of sheets lying on the floor.
At that point, I was standing in a doorway with eyes bigger than dinner plates. After I explained what I heard... We all cracked up for about 10 minutes. Now every time we hear SUCK IT, we just burst out laughing. XD |
best story evar. |
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Jolene Legendary Mashine
Joined: 29 Apr 2007 Posts: 6998
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:22 pm
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| Plastic Mario wrote: | It always makes for some good laughs when you just walk in when there is something going on. Once, I was going to a friends house, and his cousin was living there for a while. When I got there, they were in a room.
(My friend likes rubbing things in when he wins in anything, and his cousin likes massages.. a lot)
I put my ear to the door and all I heard was my his cousing saying "Come on, take them off already!" and after about 10 seconds my friend was screaming "SUCK IT! OH! SUCK IT!"
I opened the door to see my friend standing victorious in one of his games, and his cousin sitting on a massage chair with a couple of sheets lying on the floor.
At that point, I was standing in a doorway with eyes bigger than dinner plates. After I explained what I heard... We all cracked up for about 10 minutes. Now every time we hear SUCK IT, we just burst out laughing. XD |
XDDDDDD PWNT. |
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Token Nazi? Zelnor
Joined: 01 Jul 2007 Posts: 6425
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:15 am
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O.o ... If I'd hear something like this I'd be like : "WTF !?! *dies*"
Ahhh... the simple hilariousness of life... |
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Super Pivot General Koopatrol
Joined: 25 May 2007 Posts: 729
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 5:33 am
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OMFG. |
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Para
Joined: 19 Jun 2007 Posts: 7631
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:26 am
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeal nice. And that goes for both stories. |
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What's up, slick? Doo_liss Vampire
Joined: 02 Jun 2007 Posts: 1843
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 8:30 am
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Friggin' awesome to both stories as you young folk say nowadays. This internet language book is realing helping me out on the 'net as you call it. |
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Djacwmwfin Joshamuffin Vampire

Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 3539
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:06 pm
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Both stories ftw! |
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