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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
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Joined: 16 May 2007
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HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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 Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:37 pm
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Warning: Bad Language
Don't argue with me. All this bullcrap happened in a mere 15 minutes.
What happened? I'll tell you...
I was innocently getting in the shower and then my mom interupts me. She said that my brother's new toy plane landed on the roof. I get a bathing suit on because I thought it was going to be a quick minute. I was wrong.
Before I get started, do any of you know those little toy planes that you charge up and then they get sent flying in many directions when you pull the trigger? Well, my brother is too stupid to handle anything like that. Why? The first time he shoots his plane, it lands on the roof of my house. Okay, I grab the ladder from my garage, get on the roof and get the plane. No problem.
But my brother had to be a total f*cking idiot and shoot the plane AT A TREE. I swear to God, he charges up his plane and shoots it at a tree. So, I get a soccer ball from my garage and I get the plane down by throwing the ball at it. It took only one attempt but I was starting to get pissed off there.
My brother gets the plane back and charges it up. He shoots it, the plane goes flying into the woods by my house. I am DEAD serious. My brother shot that damn toy AT THE WOODS! The plane's propeller gets tangled in a vine on a 50 foot tall tree. The plane was so high up, mom told me to get the soccer ball again and throw it at the plane so it can fall down. WRONG!!!
Before I go any further, my throwing arm is my right arm. It has suffered a serious cramp from yesterday because I work as a cashier at ShopRite. My arm hurt so much but my mom was forcing me to go in the woods and get a stupid toy down.
I'm holding the soccer ball in my right arm. My dog jumps up from behind me and bites my right arm. She wanted the ball but she wouldn't let go of my arm. My arm is already in enough pain *crag*! My dog made the pain MUCH worse. I kicked my dog in the stomach because she wouldn't let go. Mom turns around at the exact moment when I kicked my dog off my arm. She yelled at me for kicking the dog. I told her that the dog was biting my arm and I had no other choice.
| Quote: | | I don't give a flying sh*t if she rips your arm off. You don't kick the dog. |
I was filled with so much anger, it felt like my brain was on fire.
OH. MY. F*CKING. GOD!!! The woods was like walking into Hell! There were bugs, mosquitos, poison ivy and THORNS on every step I took. I knew this wasn't going to end right. I was in the woods of Hell for 5 minutes. I couldn't even throw the ball because my arm hurt so much. I was hurting in every step I took.
Dad finally gets home and gets the plane down while I was allowed to go back in the house. I before I went in, I check my legs and I was COVERED in bug bites, poison ivy and THERE WERE THORNS STUCK IN MY LEG!!!! I was also bleeding from the right foot and knees. I immediately get in the shower and get all the mud, blood, and thorns off my legs. I plucked off 10 thorns off my legs and I was in pain everytime I plucked a thorn off. I get cleaned up and I get my knees and right foot bandaged.
I tell you all, I am filled with so much anger, I can barely type this (screw that, I'm typing with one hand because my right arm is shredded). I am so pissed off right now I am now losing my train of thought.
Humph... I have a gut feeling that this will happen again. I am going to lose it if I have to go through this bullcrap again.
That's it, I'm done. My head hurts. I'm stressed out and I feel like crap. So go easy on me alright?
Last edited by Aran Ryan on Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:47 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Jolene
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Joined: 29 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:41 pm
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If it's your brother's toy, your brother should have to get it.
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PETITION FOR NEXT TIME YOUR MOM WANTS YOU TO GO GET IT...
1) Jolene |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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Joined: 19 May 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:41 pm
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*crag*. I have a short fuse, so I know what it's like. Hope you feel better. |
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Player 2
Gear
Joined: 26 May 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:42 pm
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Lol xD, sorry but that story is hilarious to me.
Well hope the pain goes away! |
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augh!
Piccolo the Pixl
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:43 pm
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Hope you feel better.
PETITION FOR NEXT TIME YOUR MOM WANTS YOU TO GO GET IT...
1) Jolene
2) Piccolo the Pixl |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:44 pm
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Hey, hope you feel better. |
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
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Joined: 16 May 2007
Posts: 17259
HP: 95 MP: 2 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:44 pm
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I totally forgot to point this out.
My brother is 9 years old yet he still doesn't know his ABC's.
My mom is blind. She suffered 6 strokes and a cerebral hemorrhage in September which resulted in her being blinded. DO YOU KNOW HOW TOUGH IT IS TO TAKE CARE OF A BLIND MOTHER AND A STUPID BROTHER!!!?? Yes, it's as tough as hell.
So, I was the only person who had to do most of the work. |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:48 pm
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| Crazy Cody wrote: | I totally forgot to point this out.
My brother is 9 years old yet he still doesn't know his ABC's.
My mom is blind. She suffered 6 strokes and a cerebal hemorrage in September which resulted in her being blinded. DO YOU KNOW HOW TOUGH IT IS TO TAKE CARE OF A BLIND MOTHER AND A STUPID BROTHER!!!?? Yes, it's as tough as hell.
So, I was the only person who had to do most of the work. |
What about Dad? |
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Kamek Koopa
Aran Ryan
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Joined: 16 May 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:49 pm
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| Rocky Wrench wrote: | | Crazy Cody wrote: | I totally forgot to point this out.
My brother is 9 years old yet he still doesn't know his ABC's.
My mom is blind. She suffered 6 strokes and a cerebal hemorrage in September which resulted in her being blinded. DO YOU KNOW HOW TOUGH IT IS TO TAKE CARE OF A BLIND MOTHER AND A STUPID BROTHER!!!?? Yes, it's as tough as hell.
So, I was the only person who had to do most of the work. |
What about Dad? |
He goes to work and doesn't get home until 8:00 PM.
Great, now my brother had to be stupid enough to fly that plane in my house. He probably broke something because mom is yelling at him. |
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yoshimitz707
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Joined: 19 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:51 pm
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How did she know you kicked the dog if she's blind? |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:51 pm
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Oooooh... I'm not anybody who knows you so I can't say that god and I WILL help you, I don't actually say crap like that, but, hang in there. |
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yoshimitz707
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:52 pm
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I wouldn't care if I had a blind mother. She's your mother you should be willing to die for her. I know I would. |
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ERECTIN' A DICK
Miku Hatsune
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Joined: 05 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 8:28 pm
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| GashBell wrote: | | How did she know you kicked the dog if she's blind? |
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Addicted to linebreaks
Plastic Mario
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Joined: 11 May 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:05 pm
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Holy crap... I feel for you. That sounds horrible. |
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Typhoon
Typhoon™
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Joined: 13 May 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:05 pm
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I think your brother does it just to piss you off.
Erase his memory on the Wii! DELETE ALL HIS MIIS! MWAHAHAHA |
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