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I AM TAYL
Mona
Joined: 05 Aug 2007
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 Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:32 pm
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Oh, hi, Guest!
Guess you're reading this. Yeah.
This is my book where I put my butterfly reports. Kinda like a Digital Butterfly Newspaper.
Today I decided to look further into everyone's favorite butterfly...
Bandwidths!
Now, from the same cat company that brought you "9001 Ways to Divide by Zero" and "Tayl's Favorite Paradoxes", I'll show you an animated picture of each color.
We also have Bulbwidths, but they taste bad and often come with mental disorders.
Anyways, each Bandwidth has a wonderfully delicious flavor. Even though they're tasty, Bandwidths don't like being eaten...
Red: Red Bandwidths are very spicy; but gain a sweet flavor when baked. Cooked, they taste similar to a HOT POCKET! Unccoked, they taste like Superspicy Curry.
Yellow: Yellow Bandwidths are fruity and delicious, usually tasting like a refreshing citrus snack. When cooked, they gain the properties of Pop Rocks. How shocking. Lolololololololol.
Blue: Blue Bandwidths are quite juicy, and taste similar to cotton candy. Weird combo. Cooked, they taste a lot like PIE with lotsa whipped cream on top. Yum.
Purple: Purple Bandwidths, while being the most irresistable flavor, are quite fattening. I suggest cooking them for a tasty and crispy treat, not unlike bacon. Purple Bacon?
White: White Bandwidths are creamy like ice cream, but are bitter like arsenious cookies. Because their poisonous. If you ever feel like committing suicide, enjoy it with this yummy snack!
So those are all of the Bandwidths so far.
But please; think of all of those poor wittle Bandwidths you're nomming. Even though they're delicious, they're very sensitive little cuties. D:
Of course nomming, is a delicious part of this balanced breakfast...or lunch...or dinner...or snack...
Eh, screw it. I'mma leaving nao. Bai~
~Mona
LOOK OUT FOR OUR NEXT ENTRY!
-A Trip to a Butterfly Exhibit?
-Bandwidth Spaghetti! A great recipe!
-The Newest Digital Butterfly: Tiptron Mk II!
-A Random Butterfly!
-Editorial of Butterflyness!
-The Reason They're Called "Butterflies"!
Until next time, cash plx bye~!
{{I'll probably post new entries weekly, because I get bored. So yeah. Oh, and if you want to ask an Editorial question, PM me. One question per entry, 'Kthnx?}}
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LudwigVonKoopa
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| Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:24 pm
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Epic win. |
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SuperYoshi3
Super ronery pirrow
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| Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:28 pm
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Win.
*Noms whites lol* |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
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| Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:49 pm
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Nice report.
*noms all teh bandwiths* ^_^ |
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I AM TAYL
Mona
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| Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:56 pm
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Consuming Bandwidths may result in severe burn, electrocution, drowning, obesity, spontaneous combustion, clogging of arteries, inability to breathe, heart attacks, hordes of angry Bandwidths seeking revenge against you, or death. Please call your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms. Oh, and if you sue us, we shall ben you. Kthnbai. |
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LudwigVonKoopa
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| Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:58 pm
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| Mona wrote: | | Consuming Bandwidths may result in severe burn, electrocution, drowning, obesity, spontaneous combustion, clogging of arteries, inability to breathe, heart attacks, hordes of angry Bandwidths seeking revenge against you, or death. Please call your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms. Oh, and if you sue us, we shall ben you. Kthnbai. |
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squirps
Super Saturos
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*Noms a white bandwidth*
OH THE FIREY PAIN!
X.x |
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CFH
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I hear Guest has some lovely bandwiths. *noms Guest's bandwiths*
By the way, mine are not the least bit tasty, so you better not run the risk of noming them.
OSHI- I feel the side effects! *Eletrocuted* |
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Simsmagic
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| Mona wrote: | | [color=blue]Blue: Blue Bandwidths are quite juicy, and taste similar to cotton candy. Weird combo. Cooked, they taste a lot like PIE with lotsa whipped cream on top. Yum. |
What kind of pie? |
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I AM TAYL
Mona
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| Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 4:54 pm
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| Simsmagic wrote: | | Mona wrote: | | [color=blue]Blue: Blue Bandwidths are quite juicy, and taste similar to cotton candy. Weird combo. Cooked, they taste a lot like PIE with lotsa whipped cream on top. Yum. |
What kind of pie? |
Uh...the good kind? :D |
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InuYasha92129
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| Mona wrote: | | Simsmagic wrote: | | Mona wrote: | | [color=blue]Blue: Blue Bandwidths are quite juicy, and taste similar to cotton candy. Weird combo. Cooked, they taste a lot like PIE with lotsa whipped cream on top. Yum. |
What kind of pie? |
Uh...the good kind?  |
Maek it punkin pie. *noms cooked blue bandwidths* o i c wat u meen thar |
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lightening
Anti-Guy
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| InuYasha92129 wrote: | | Mona wrote: | | Simsmagic wrote: | | Mona wrote: | | [color=blue]Blue: Blue Bandwidths are quite juicy, and taste similar to cotton candy. Weird combo. Cooked, they taste a lot like PIE with lotsa whipped cream on top. Yum. |
What kind of pie? |
Uh...the good kind? |
Maek it APPLE pie. *noms cooked blue bandwidths* o i c wat u meen thar |
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InuYasha92129
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| lightening wrote: | | InuYasha92129 wrote: | | Mona wrote: | | Simsmagic wrote: | | Mona wrote: | | [color=blue]Blue: Blue Bandwidths are quite juicy, and taste similar to cotton candy. Weird combo. Cooked, they taste a lot like PIE with lotsa whipped cream on top. Yum. |
What kind of pie? |
Uh...the good kind? |
Maek it APPLE pie. *noms cooked blue bandwidths* o i c wat u meen thar |
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Digi's official furry
Lord Rattata
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Stop nomming them you retarded....
...retards. |
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LIL BLUE VS. BIG BLUE
Crappy Blue Luigi
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| Simsmagic wrote: | | Mona wrote: | | [color=blue]Blue: Blue Bandwidths are quite juicy, and taste similar to cotton candy. Weird combo. Cooked, they taste a lot like PIE with lotsa whipped cream on top. Yum. |
What kind of pie? |
It's not a kind of pie, it's PIE.
PIE tastes like happiness, with a side of chocolate. :D |
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