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Flavio · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:36 pm

Flavio is the most epic man to ever live. Flavio was born OVER NINE THOUSAND years ago. As soon as Flavio was born, the pure ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY! radiating from the half-lemon's form cured all the diseases of the world, though a man named Jesus took advantage of this, and pretended to cure people. Though it was really Flavio who helped the many people.

One time Flavio was bored. So he asked a deer to BOOM-BASA a rabbit. The deer was glad to do this, and they created what would later be know as Voltron. Voltron created the greatest country in the world, America, out of his own feces.

Flavio onced pissed in a cup of water. This became the first all natural lemon-ade and Flavio soon became rich. Flavio used this money to buy an army of Ligers. (Along with the videos of the Tiger and Lion's process of creating the beautiful creatures) The army of Ligers created every piece of art in the world, along with the Grand Canyon, 69, and Evil Kenevil's cape.

With in the first 50 years of Flavio's endless life, Flavio had created a weapon stronger than the Golden Girls. This weapon was known as the FlaviOWNING Whip of ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY! It was used to end the 69 year battle against the devil. However, before the devil died, he had a baby with Lara Croft. She later gave birth to Pa-Patch, the most unholy being in the world, and Flavio's arch nemeses.

After finding out about this abomination, Flavio realized that Flavio couldn’t fight it alone. (Flavio could have, but there's more ROMANCE! THRILLS! EMOTION! and MONEY! in teamwork) Flavio had to form an alliance. Using the holy powers of Flurrie's melons, Flavio summoned the Flavio Rangers to defeat Pa-Patch.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Moral of the story:

That face you swear you saw in your boy/girl friend's ass when you were BOOM-BASA-ing, really did exist. That face was the face of Flavio's. That, or you need therapy. Probably the latter.

Frozenwinters · ~A color is just a color~

lolepic =P

Mama Luigi · abdcefg

I rofl'd.

Flavio · Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:46 pm

Oh, and later in the story certain users from digibutter will appear.

And don't beg to be in, or Flavio'll have horrible, horrible things happen to your character. Flavio KNOWS that none of you want have anal-BOOM-BASA with Pa-Patch.

Frozenwinters · ~A color is just a color~

Flavio · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:03 am

Aggrieved · Simsmagic

Epic.

A post with less than 9000 characters probably is spam. Yours has 5.

Private Johnson · Bagel Fanatic

Good job i cant wait to say more.....

Zelnor · Token Nazi?

Looks nice, although the christian fundamentalists are going to *crag* find you.

ALSO, WHY DID YOU REMOVE THE PICS OUT OF YOUR SIG ? I SPENT HOURS MAKING THESE ! MY BLOOD FLEW INTO THE KEYBOARD !

BWAAAAAAA ! :< *cries*

Flavio · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:52 am

Zelnor · Token Nazi?

Flavio · Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:54 am

Zelnor · Token Nazi?

Aw, you can have Two Kirby Clones as Melons instead.

But everyone knows they're not quite as squishy.

Francine · ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA

Flavio · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 12:09 am

However, halfway through the Flavio Rangers' journy to hell, Pa-Patch's brother, Rush Limbaugh, created an invention known as the mirror. The feind showed the mirror to the Flavio Rangers, and upon realizing they weren't nearly as pretty as Flavio, all killed them selves. The same thing would happen later, and be named the Black Plauge. Though that's unimportant.

After the death of the Flavio Rangers, Flavio became enraged. Flavio swore on the holy powers of Flurrie's melons that Pa-Patch would pay with his life.

Pa-Patch, being an evil stuttering peacock, drank the fire out of the pits of Mordor, and stole The Ring. He revived the Eye of Sauron, and summoned an army of Orcs to do his bidding. He took over an area known as Oklahoma, This would be Pa-Patch's main base.

Pa-Patch soon took over all of America, and 75 percent of Europe. Flavio was already in trouble with the goverment in Japan, China, and every where else in Asia. Britan scared Flavio, and Australia had too many Kangaroo rapists. Other places didn't matter at all.

So, with no where to fleed to, Flavio decided to take the left overs of Voltron's shit, and created Flavio's own continent. Using the alias "Francis", Flavio created Digibutter.nerr. Sadly, there was also dispare, as Flavio found out that Abra had become pregnant.

The son was born with a heavy mental disorder. So, Flavio decided to name in Dimentio, having the name be a play-on of Dimented. Despite Dimentio's disorder, he was too inherit Digibutter when Flavio/Francis died. However, Dimentio had his own plans...

END OF EPILOUGE.