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Yellow Magikoopa
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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1099/pokemon.html
...Okay, WTF? Read it. Some people are just overzealous, misguided morons. And these people think Pokemon is polluting youth? More like these losers, spreading uneducated lies to kids, and attempting to kill off inanimate objects and chanting "Kill them all!" like that. Get a life.
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:14 pm
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Those Christans are pretty high on "God's" drugs. |
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Black Yoshi
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Joined: 17 Jun 2007
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I saw something like this a lon time ago in a EGM magazine when Pokemon G/S came out. Pretty pathetic, if you ask me. |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:17 pm
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I know. they try to cover up the fact that they're semi mass-murdering, or they're hoping they are. |
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Elite Nerr
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LOL.. you know that site's a joke right? It's kinda like "TheOnion"
Regardless.. Pokemon is evil. How can Pikachu NOT be of the devil? |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:23 pm
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| Francis wrote: | LOL.. you know that site's a joke right? It's kinda like "TheOnion"
Regardless.. Pokemon is evil. How can Pikachu NOT be of the devil? |
...you're kidding, right? Francis? |
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Black Yoshi
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:26 pm
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| Francis wrote: | LOL.. you know that site's a joke right? It's kinda like "TheOnion"
Regardless.. Pokemon is evil. How can Pikachu NOT be of the devil? |
I didn't notice all of the links to everything along the side until I looked again... but there really was an article about this a long time ago in EGM. They just... umm... stretched what the pastor did. |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:27 pm
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| Exuro wrote: | | Francis wrote: | LOL.. you know that site's a joke right? It's kinda like "TheOnion"
Regardless.. Pokemon is evil. How can Pikachu NOT be of the devil? |
I didn't notice all of the links to everything along the side until I looked again... but there really was an article about this a long time ago in EGM. They just... umm... stretched what the pastor did. |
Please explain.
And Francis, how can Bowser not be of the devil?  |
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LOL I just lost the game!
Tiptron MKII
Joined: 26 May 2007
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Pokemon's evil?!?! No way! That article must be lying, look at me I've been playing pokemon ever since Gold and Silver came out. Do I look evil? No! |
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Empy
Joined: 29 May 2007
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Oh god I love this site.
I totally forgot about it.
(Also I thought this was going to be a topic about Otakukin when I first saw it, is that bad?) |
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THE EYES ARE WATCHING!
Super Crystal King
Joined: 26 May 2007
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COUNT NILMERG LAUGHS AT THESE HUMAN'S PATHETIC ATTEMPTS!!! Not that I have anything against Christianity. IT'S JUST THIS CERTAIN GROUP OF PEOPLE ARE THE STUPIDEST PEOPLE ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET!!! ROTOM, DEVIL SPAWN?!? POKEMON STANDS FOR POCKET DEMONS?!? YOU HUMANS ARE SO PATHETICALLY MORONIC!!! I LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETICALLY FEEBLE BELIEFS!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! PIKACHU OF THE DEVIL?!? YOU IDIOTIC CHAMELEON!!! POND SCUM IS SMARTER THAN YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! |
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What's up, slick?
Doo_liss
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Shut yor face, gremlin punk. *punches Gremlin punk's face in* |
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THE EYES ARE WATCHING!
Super Crystal King
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| Rawk_Hawk wrote: | | Shut yor face, gremlin punk. *punches Gremlin punk's face in* |
I'M A ROTOM! WHY WON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!? |
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What's up, slick?
Doo_liss
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Maybe because I'm stupid.......wait...that didn't come out right... |
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PEPSIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Cherry
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I knew it was fake when I saw "Accept Christ and get a free Playstation 2!" |
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