He's that guy.
Merlink
Joined: 16 Aug 2007
Posts: 3522
HP: 10 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:00 pm
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I just escaped from prison today. It was hard, escaping with nothing but a small toilet, but I did it!
What? You think I'm crazy?
Okay then.
If you're wondering why I was in jail, TOO BAD!
*eye twitches*
Today MKWii crashed into SSBB. Nobody has died, but King Boo and Sonic the Hedgehog are badly injured. King Boo is expected to make a full recovery, but Sonic's running days are over.
There's been a robbery in the southern Mushroom Kingdom area, suspects are the infamous Wario Bros., Bowser Jr., and Breadward. Fortunately, nobody knows who Breadward is, so the suspects have been narrowed down to two people: Mama Luigi and asdfghjkl;
It seems the King of the Mushroom Kingdom, who nobody has ever heard of, has been diagnosed with a very severe case of landmaster. Nobody has recovered from any form of the disease this serious, but that's okay, because nobody really knew there was a king.
The war with Yoshi's Island is showing no sign of ending in the forseeable future. Today we lost 12 troops, or 423897689 toads. We are trying to get some nuclear Bob-ombs in there, but it is difficult.
This is Guest, signing off. *signs off* |
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