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[Chin Fish]

Alright, this is a game where we play Final Fantasy VI...but our RPG characters are also in the game! I'll start...

"The anceint War of the Magi...When its flames at last receded...In the thousand years that followed iron, gunpodwer, and steam engines...Yet there now stands one who would reawaken the magic of ages past...Could anyone truely be foolish enough to repeat that mistake?" (I skipped alot of that part...)

Two men, a girl, and a Boo in mechanical armor were walking through some snowy fields. The Boo and girl seemed to be wearing some mechanical headbands and were just following the men, blinking and not talking or anything.

Biggs: I'm tired of all the Esper Hunts that we don't even find anything.

Wedge: Well, I think this might be different. They wouldn't let us use those two if there wasn't an Esper here.

Biggs: I heard that they wiped out OVER NINE THOUSAND Empire Soilders in just minutes...Shudder...

Wedge: Relax, with those Slave Crowns on them, they won't even breath unless we tell them to.

Biggs: Still, let's hurry to Narshe and get this Esper...

Wedge: We're at Narshe-

Narshe guard: Imperail Soilders?! Not even Narshe is safe anymore!

Wedge used Magitek Missle!

Currently unnamed Boo used Vanish!

Narshe guard used Punch on Currentl-Oh, forget it, the Boo is Logan and the girl is Terra. Narshe Guard used Punch on Logan!

It missed due to the party being invisible.

Terra used Fire!

Narshe Gaurd was defeated!

Biggs, Wedge, Logan, and Terra continued through Narshe to a cave.

Narshe Gaurd 2: Defend the Esper! Go, Ymir!

Ymir: RAAAAAAGGHH!

Wedge: That's a-! Biggs, don't attack it while it's in it's shell!

Biggs: Got it!

Logan used Gravity on Ymir!

Ymir takes 100 damage.

Ymir retracted into it's shell.

Biggs used Fire Beam on Ymir's Shell

Ymir gained 100 HP.

Ymir's Shell used Gigavolt on Biggs and Wedge!

Biggs and Wedge take 9999 damage! (That's pretty much what happens in the game. Ymir uses strong attacks if you attack his shell...)

Ymir came out of his shell.

*Several castings of Gravity and Fire later...*

Ymir was defeated!

Terra: *Uses Phoenix Down on Biggs and Wedge*

Wedge: I said not to attack the shell, baka! ...Let's go get the Esper.

Frozen dragon Esper thing: *Shines*

Terra: *Shines*

Biggs: Cool. *Splodes*

Wedge: Biggs...? *Splodes*

Logan's and Terra's Slave Crowns shatter and they faint. They wake up in some old guy's house with their Magitek Armor, the machine armor stuff they were in, taken off of them.

Terra: Where am I and why do I not remember anything?

Old dude: It will come back to you in time. However, there is no time, go run through the back door.

Narshe Guards: OMG THOSE GUYS ARE IMPERIAL SOILDERS!!! KILL THEM!! AAAAAH! GET THEM!!!! *BANG ON DOOR LOUDLY IN CAPS*

Logan: Yeah, I think we should leave.

Logan and Terra run and the Narshe Guards follow them into the mines. They end up trapped in a corner...but the floor below them is unstable and breaks, they fall down a floor in the mines! Terra faints, Logan sits there floating since he's a Boo and floats. He flies down the hole and faints for no reason.

Locke, a Thief who prefers the term Treasure Hunting. Blah blah blah: *Walks in trying to protect Terra and Logan* Ah, there are too many guards! What do I do?!

A bunch of Moogles and...

(Now, we need some other people to enter the game. Who wants to join? Come on, somebody save me and Terra from the Narshe guys!)

[Super Koopa]

Ooc:I will as Joel dawlson

[Chin Fish]

Some moogles and a guy named Joel Dawson came out!

Moogles: Kupo Kupo!

Locke: Are you saying you want to help?

Moogle: Kunao... (No.)

Locke: Despite that being a yes or no, your helping be save these guys because I'm with the Returners and I want these guys to help fight the Empire, or else they will get the power of magic and esper, and repeat the War of Magi, and that would kill and destroy a lot of things like all of the Moogles.

Moogles: ...Eep.

[Super Koopa]

Joel:I...

[Chin Fish]

Locke: Alright, other guy whom I don't know, Your helping us, too. Because I said. Now, what can you do? The Moogles have some pointy trash they can throw.

[Super Koopa]

Joel:Ugh rpg slang

[Chin Fish]

Locke: What? Nevermind, me and the Moogles will hold the weak ones off, you go for the Leader. Take these three random Moogles, too.

Locke attacked Weak Narshe Guard!

Weak Narshe Guard was defeated!

Slightly-stronger Narshe Guard: NOOOOO! GARY!!

Molulu the Moogle throws pointy rock at Slightly-Stronger Narshe Guard

OoC: Not accepting more charaters at the moment. You can join even if you havn't played FFVI, BTW.

[Super Koopa]

Joel:live free or DIE HARD

Wacks Slightly-Stronger Narshe Guard with baseball bat

[Chin Fish]

OoC: BTW, you can't learn any magic, yet. In this era, magic is just from an old legand, The War of the Magi. So, no magic yet, with the exeptions of a few people...Wait I just gave myself Magic. Terra has an explanation, but not me...I'll just make it up as I go...

Locke: Good, let's go fight the leader guy!

Locke used Steal on Leader guy. Gained item "Small Dagger"!

[Super Koopa]

Joel uses baseball on leader guy

Joel:This isnt magic you feedus

[Chin Fish]

OoC: I know, I was just making sure you knew that before you started casting spells.

Locke attacked with Small Dagger!

Moogles used Moogle Stampede!

Moogles: RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

The room fills with moogles and they all start gnawing on the Narshe guys. Battle won!

Locke and Joel rush to Terra and Logan, who are waking up. They are gaining their memories of being slaves to the Empire, forcing them to hunt down magical creatures called espers, extracting their magic to use, and create Magitek Armor...the team heads south to Figaro castle, because they needed to escape, and Locke told them to.

Terra: Locke, Joel, why are you helping us like this? We're Imperial Soilders...

Locke: No, you were just a slave to the Empire. We're helping you because we're nice. (And I want you to help us defeat the Empire...)

Later at Figaro Casle...

Guard: Halt! Who goes there? ...Oh, it's you. Proceed.

Locke: Hai, Edgar, I found some guys I think should join the Returners because they defeated a bunch of Empire Soilders, but then they were turned into slaves, but me and this guy named Joel saved them. Now we're going to the Returner's Hideout.

Edger, the king of Figaro: Then why are you here?

Locke: I dunno.

Edgar: Hey, that green-haired girl is hot. Want to go on a date?

Terra: No.

Edgar: *Leaves with Locke*

*Terra and Logan also leave to walk around the castle randomly*

Logan: Hey, look a bed.

Terra: Interesting. Poke it...

[Super Koopa]

Joel:They will die some and or how

[Chin Fish]

Meanwhile in Figaro Desert, near Figaro Castle, a man dressed a bit like a clown, along with some Imperial Soilders are walking to Figaro Castle. I'm sure you gathered this isn't good.

Kefka, the insane-clown-looking man: Why did they have to make a castle in the middle of the desert!?! ...Ahem, there is sand on my boots!

Imperial Soilder: *Wipes sand off* All gone, sir!

Back in Figaro Castle...

Sabin, Edgar's Brother who traded his throne for his freedom: Hi.

Edgar: Hi.

Now, Kefka arrives!

Edgar: What are you doing here, Kefka? The Empire and Figaro have an alliance!

Kefka: Nothing, just a girl and Boo of no importance escaped recently. We heard the fled here.

Edgar: ...Well, there are more women and Boos here and grains of sand! (OoC: That's what he said, just without the Boos part...Let's just ignore the fact that there aren't any Boos in the Final Fantasy world.)

Kefka: Fine...be that way. *Leaves...FOR NOW*

Later...

Some random guy in Figaro Castle: OMG EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE HELP!!!!!!!

Edgar: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?

Kefka: Lolz, dun mess with da clownz.

Edgar: Kefka, we had an alliance!

Kefka: So?

Somebody: Aaaaah, fire. We're all gonna die.

Edgar: ...Bring Terra and Logan.

Edgar, Locke, Terra, Logan, and Joel get on Chocobos and ride off.

Kefka: Oh, the mighty king abandoning his Castle and people! Lolz!

Edgar: ...Maybe not!

The castle starts trasnforming...into a giant robot! Fine, it transformed into a sand submarine thing...And fled under the sand.

Kefka: Son of a submariner! After them!

Magitek Armor Soilders start chasing the Chocobos that we're riding on. BATTLE TIME!

Terra used Fire on Magitek Armor 1!

Edgar: OMG, HAX JOO CAN'T USE MAGIC!!!

Logan: Me and Terra were just born with magic, deal. We don't know why, either.

Locke: And their magic could really be helpfull.

Locke attacked with his dagger!

Edgar fired an Auto Crossbow!

Magitek Armor 1 Fainted!

OoC: There, Nario, finish them off.

[Super Koopa]

Joel Wacks Magitek Armor eith base ball bat

[Chin Fish]

I've decided t turn this into a RPG for the others to play, this is really more like a fan-fic CYOA or something. It'll be a Mario RPG, I think Co-Op with multiple users. Besides me.