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[Admiral Bobbery]

Ah, yes, my absence, if you've been wondering where I have been, I've been at home on my computer. For the last 29 hours, I've made it through quite a lot, and I'm quite tired after defeating the virus.

Yes, there was a virus, and it kept multiplying until there were 126 viruses. I set up several virus scanning, and registry scanners and I have spent the last 29 hours trying to get rid of the viruses and I have gotten rid of them from every file. I'm quite happy that I defeated the viruses in the war, and I'm glad to see all of you again.

[Super ShadowArticuno]

That must have been intense. :O

[Plastic Mario]

I can just see it now...

JR. TROOPA VS HIS COMPUTER VIRUSES

COMING: SOMETIME SOON

Awesome.

[Greenlight]

Didja falcon pawwnch em? *shot* Anyway, congradulations, chupi.

[Admiral Bobbery]

Ah, now this is a story all about how my computer got twist turned upside down, and I’d like to tell you, just sit right there and I’ll tell you how I conquered the big virus.

On a cold windy day, yesterday, I was at Jr. Troopa’s Playground. I was researching for a school project on the Watergate Scandal. I was searching around using Blackle, a hi-techincaal energy saving search engine, and needed to look up a picture of Bill Clinton. As I clicked on the link, McAffe ran up to me, and said that the viruses and malicious wares were coming. We fled, and fled far away. Soon Jr. Troopa’s Playground, and the D drive, were occupied by Viruses.

They started to multiply and triplify, in numbers and ways unknown. It…was a new phenomenon. We knew we had to do something, and then the scariest thing happened. McAffe was panting very hard, and I tried to give him some water, but he refused. He fell down, and I knew what had just happened. A note fell from him as he fell, and I read it. “Subscription Expired.” Then I thought, “Oh no…this is not good.” As McAffe was protecting the C drive that we were in, his subscription expired and the Viruses, Malicious wares and many of their friends rampaged through the C drive. I had to escape, and I escaped to Internet Explorer. In a few minutes, the C drive had been occupied.

Internet Explorer was one of the last places to go. I would have gone to Firefox, but the viruses attacked early on, there. I had to download, and download for my life. With this speed to download, I forced CPU to work hard, to force it’s self to go beyond it’s limits. Soon, AVG popped out. Many free registry fixers and firewalls came out of the sky and around me. An army was appearing, a quite hi-technicaal one. I should say. It was going to be a hard war, in which we would fight to the death.

I saw the malicious wares, riding on their bytes. I held out my virus shield in my hand and yelled….. “FOR McAffEEEEEEEEE.” We all charged with our virus protection, firewall, and with our hopes for a schweet victory and met with the Malicious Wares and the Viruses….

[Gold Prognosticus]

Terrifying yet awesome at the same time.

The worst virus I ever had was the Vundo virus, which didn't multiply much but caused the computer to slow down. In the end we had to wipe the entire computer.

[Lord Vaati]

Glad to hear your back.