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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
King Harkinian
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It....was....EPIC.
Spoiler time!
So....Indy is dragged out of a car by a creepy Soviet Russian lady named Irina Spalko, who asks him to retrieve a box inside Area 51. Inside is a skeleton....of something. And then his partner Mack turns out to be a traitor. So they fight and stuff.  Later, Indy goes back to his college, where he gets a message from Shia LaBeouf (Mutt) that Mutt's mom (who turns out to be Marion Ravenwood) and Prof. Oxley are somewhere in Peru looking for a lost city. So, they go to Peru, find a jail cell that leads to a ruin, and they find the crystal skull. They then are caught by Irina and Mack, and are interrogated. Then more spoileriffic stuff happens. Then Indy, Mutt, and Ravenwood get stuck in quicksand. Mutt and Marion get out, and Indy gets stuck. And Mutt gets him something to grab onto....and it's a snake. Indy gets freaking pissed about this. Then more stuff happens. Around this point we learn that Marion Ravenwood is Mutt's mom, and Mutt is Indy's son. They then get in a truck chase and Shia sword fights Irina, and Shia gets hit in the ballz multiple times LOL. (that's the best part!)  Indy and the Soviets fight over the crystal skull and eventually they all crash into a pile of man-eating ants. Indy and the good guys outrun the Soviets, and fall down 3 waterfalls. Then they go in a cave, find a spoileriffic spoiler, and get attacked by natives. Then the find a ruin that has a mechanism that gets them into a treasure vault of sorts, and then Oxley finds a hall with 13 crystal skeletons, one of which is missing a head. Irina somehow gets in there, and puts the head on the skeleton. Then the skeletons morph together and make an alien, which blows Irina's brains out and she dies. Then the good guys escape just in time to see the aliens leave Peru in their spaceship. Then at the end, Indy and Marion get married. And everyone lives happily ever after.
YOU MUST SEE THIS MOVIE. I give it an A+++ |
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Fat Tuper
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 6:36 pm
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I love this movie! I saw it today! |
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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
King Harkinian
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 6:46 pm
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| Pokémoneinstein wrote: | | I love this movie! I saw it today! |
YAY! INORITE! It was EPIC. EPIC EPIC EPIC. |
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Luigi Mario
Speed Luigi
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:28 pm
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I saw it |
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THE BIRTHDAY GIRL
King Harkinian
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 8:30 pm
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| Luigi Mario wrote: | | I saw it |
Well that's just SMASHING! |
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