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wat MeowMixer Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 8234
HP: 85 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:10 pm
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An ambulance, from (Name omitted) Hospital in (Name of city omitted) seemed to have awsome luck. When it was brand new, the first 4 patients that went in it were saved. All of them were in critical condition at the time of death. The hospital staff suspected bessed equipment, so after a ebay selling of everything inside, it saved another 2 patients.
By this point, people considered this ambulance godly. It was dismantled and the parts sold to various places for 1000's of dollars. The tires were sold to an auto dealer, who attached them to 4 seperate cars. Within 2 days of each of them being bought, the owners both won the lottery. The engine was installed in a racecar, which won every race. However, the engine was somehow stolen. It was reinstalled in a cruise liner, which partied harder than ever at the middle of its second voyage. The engines were stolen again, and installed in a yacht, which won a ribbon. The hull had a 6 foot gaping ribbon on it, perfectly red. The engines were sold one more time, and installed in a porche, which was bought. The next day, the buyer was reported rich and faumos, along with his car. His name was Jim Carry. |
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Djacwmwfin Joshamuffin Vampire

Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 3539
HP: 100 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:12 pm
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lol'd |
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King of Koopas Lord Bowser
Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 2738
HP: 97 MP: 10 Lives: 3
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:46 pm
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DOG PEE!!! |
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Addicted to linebreaks Plastic Mario Vampire
Joined: 11 May 2007 Posts: 20799
HP: 94 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:15 am
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>.> |
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Simsmagic Aggrieved Vampire
Joined: 13 Jun 2007 Posts: 10482
HP: 28 MP: 1 Lives: 0
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:34 am
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Ha! BTW, what does IDT stand for? |
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Yellow Magikoopa Vampire
Joined: 19 May 2007 Posts: 21962
HP: 100 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:00 am
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PURE WIN. |
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wat MeowMixer Vampire
Joined: 18 Apr 2007 Posts: 8234
HP: 85 MP: 0 Lives: 0
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 2:08 pm
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IDT=Inverted Dimention Topic |
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