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[Goron Mask]

The truth is...I don't really own a computer, I never did or I'd be even more active then I already am. You see it started about 2 years ago shit went down, and I was forced to move away from a school that I held a great reputation in and most of my best friends attended and was forced to go threw a summer of PURE HELL. In those 3 months, I moved 3 times, became an older step brother, and dealt with my Mother's nonstop bitching and guilt trips which often made me want to run away to my fathers house and live there. But one day really bad shit went down me and my mother had to go into hiding for a week intill my Aunt called up and offered to take us down to Georgia, me not wanting to have to go live in a completly diffrent place without my friends denied and moved to my Fathers.

You think things would improve now that I'm at my father's house right? Well BIG *crag* MISTAKE, I had to go to the most Ghettoest school in my life and deal with asshole hippity-hip-hop gangsta faggots who treated anyone who wasn't "down wit da gangstas" like a sack of shit whereing a KK suit. I was often threatened to be jumped, my step mom tried to stop this but the school being such Jolly Wonderful Cocksuckers refused to do a damn thing about it. My home life wasn't great either, for awhile it was since I got payed like $10 dollars a week but it stopped after a few months and I received no income. My step sisters were all bitches and nagged about almost everything I did, the only thing that kept me from killing myself was my Wii, my friends(mainly Kirby) , and my own mother who was 900 miles away from me not able to do a damn thing. I often tried doing things to calm myself such as listening to metal to release RAGE upon society and playing DBZT2. After school let out in that little shit whole I went to go visit my friend kirby and he told me about something that changed my life forever...

When I was visiting Kirby we got into a conversation about the game "Super Paper Mario" and of course we talked about the Francis Battle in chapter 3 and then he mentioned this place and that it existed, so I came here, checked it out and joined. But of course at this time I was a youtubetard and had a...lets just say...a bad little friend who I admired his trolling at the time, and happened to be trying to get banned from as many sites possible as he could. So me being the retarded idiot I was invited him here shortly after I joined. From here, shit went down and ended up being banned with him. I felt really really really *crag* stupid after doing that and joined again to try to make up for it by being a good member, and for a little while I was, but then I heard my mother returned to the states and quickly moved in with her wanting to escape my "not to great" atmosphere I was in. But I became really inactive afterwards mainly because there was no computer. I later learned there was a computer lab in the neighborhood and I wane to go check it out. The guy who runs it though barely showed up so I didn't manage to be here alot (and missed the birth of "It Sank", SAGE, and Legendary Machine's banning and much other stuff) One day I logged on and heard Francis mention that he was deleting accounts that haven't been active in awhile. I got a little worried over this...

When eventually the computer lab guy began to show up regularly I started back up here on only to find out people were bored here and on Youtube, so I decided to copy the famous troll I admired and pretty much copied what he did except in a more over dramtic retarded fashion, That is when I went by the name NOT coolcwer. Most of the old people here know that I attempted to get banned here and phailed miserabley, the wannabe troll ended up being trolled in the end so I went back to my old account only to find out my password wasn't working, I grew horribly scared that my inactiveness caused the account to be deleted and me being desperate not to *crag* up and get banned again, attempted to beg my way out of jail and suceeded thanks to Orangesoda, Evangel and rawrskey helping me out. After being bel-aired by the green nerr himdelf I was finnally let out and began to become a normal memeber again, but with a bit more shall we say spunk, Things were good except for the fact everyone was annoyied with my Spam facination at the time, and the fact I abused the word "sloopy" since I didn't know how to spell sloppy at the time. But thanks to Yellow Magikoopa people excepted sloopy and my popularity grew a little. All countinued to be well intill only to find out my old account still existed, me being happy about this reseted my password and tried to become my old self again, but I liked being my more spammy self more and ended up siding with it instead.

And the rest afterwards was history...

Sorry if I bored you with all this but I felt I needed to let it all out of me since I fear that I might become inactive again due to the summer to hitting and the computer guy being a lazy ass.

[Fancy Wario]

Well, that explains a lot.

[King Harkinian]

[Tiptron MKII]

[Sam]

Sounds allot like what happened to me...execpt my past still haunts me to this day.

[Goron Mask]

[Francis]

So, what was your old account? And, just curious, what city in GA?

[Goron Mask]

[Francis]

[Sam]

OMG. You were luigimario? (Sorry for not noticing before) and you were Hot Pocket? Damn. You seemed like such an underdog back then. Now look at you, Your one of those members that (kickass) I look up to in a way.

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