Captured!

And... I died. Saw that coming a mile away.

Attempt 02: The Boss has begun spraying me with it's acidic armpit juices

Attempt 06: The Boss is committing suicide and trying to kill me at the same time.

Attempt 11: Conquered https://files.catbox.moe/pbh6pp.jpeg

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Who needs a net when you have chains

I'd say this is a breed of the Hallownest horned lightwing

Yeah I have done that in the past.

like I say, digibutter's a 24/7 operation

Could be one of the blue ember enemies from paper Mario 64. That would also explain the bright yellow eye.

I'm a forums guy rather than a social media guy. I might consider writing a bot or a frontend. It's not massively interesting though, social media is just about as dull as you can get.

Understandable, I'm kind of the opposite lol

None. There's no hope for Nintendo either. It was a good run, but at last it is time to accept the mastery of the PC.

unfortunately many people are. the internet would be a lot better were it not so, I think.

Sorry, I don’t have nor do I think anyone else on here would be interested in making a Twitter Account. There’s already enough crap to go around without social media

Never used social media, never will.

It’s quite sad definitely. I’ve been drifting away from Nintendo (with Funky Kong on my Flame Runner) for a while now. I don’t think Mario really has any potential anymore, especially after odyssey. I think Nintendo’s best bet is either a new game that doesn’t feel forced or a Kirby game that’s fun to play. I’ve got a craptop that barely runs windows ten to begin with and feels like it should have Windows Vista on it. I may be able to get a PC this winter though. It’s definitely going to monopolize gaming even more so now that Nintendo has befallen us

Ok I may have exaggerated about my computer slightly but I still hate it

Very

wait but what about #RemasterThousandYearDoor

Paper Mario: The Extremely Prehistoric Door Which Contains An Ancient Spirit Named The Shadow Queen Who Wishes To Take Over The World With Her Very Dangerous Powers And Is Being Ressurected By People From Space Called The X-Nauts, Or In Other Words, Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door With An Unnecissarily Long Title That Probably Should Be Shorter But Isn't (PM:TEPDWCAASNTSQWWTTOTWWHVDPAIBRBPFSCTX-N,OIOW,PMTTYDWAULTTPSBSBI)

Well rip I thought we were starting a chain of replies.

craptop huh? I have solution: install gentoo

No

Absolutely destroyed

Extended Quest To Reach Colorful Doors On A Tower Then Go And Get the Shiny Pure Heart And Pixels Too Along With Characters And Items To Defeat Count Bleck And His Minions To Save The World From Its Impending Doom Of The Void While Bowser Flairs His Arms And Luigi Does A Backwards Jumping Dance And Mario Does An Infinite Jump Glitch Where The Entire Game Receives Very Mixed Criticism, Spawns A Forum Website Based Off Of A Geek Lizard Named Francis Who Is The Aspiration Of All Weeb Pro Gamer Kind Oh And Also Hides His Key To His Fort Outside In A Pipe In A Dungeon Room Thingie Where The Weird Cloning Enemy Drops The Key The Enemy Is Either Blue Or Orange But I Think That This Particular One Is Orange But Correct Me If I'm Wrong Also Why Sticker Star Exists Is A Great Question Lastly Did I Mention You Don't Have To Even Play The Game If You Say No To Merlon When He Talks About Our Last Bar Of Soap Or Wait I Mean Hope Or Saying No To Squirps And There's A Fish That Eventually Has Babies Without Any Other Fish In His Little Water Area So I Guess He Actually Fucked Himself So Um Yeah, As Nastasia Would Say; Have Fun And The End

Beat That

Well, I'm in the process of writing a paper Mario game, so here goes:

Paper Mario: A Long Time Ago In The Town Of Shadowburg (Which By The Way Is The Town The Shadow Queen Destroyd) Professer Elvin Gadd Created An Organism That Could Insert It's DNA Into Living Creatures And Make Them Live Forever But He Accidentally Made It Control People's Minds And Turn Them Evil And Because Of This He Was Corrupted. Many Years Later The Evil Dark Magician Dimentio Who Everybody Thought Was Dead Came Back To Life Because The Floro-Sprout Planted In Luigi's Head Was Never Removed And He Was Still Able To Control His Mind So After He Came Back To Life He Recruited Fawful To Rebuild The Dark Star Which Was Recently Destroyed And Then Dimentio Began Formulating A New Plan In Which He Would Become King Of All Worlds So After Years Of Hiding He Came Out And Set Up A Wedding Between Peach And Bowser To Recreate The Chaos Heart. Next Dimentio Created An Interdimensional Rift In The Sky That Led To Rosalina's Observatory And When Dimentio Went Through He Stole The Star Rod From Rosalina (Who Is Actually His Sister) And Moved The Comet Observatory Out Of The Way So That The Rip Led To Open Space. Next He Used The Rift To Take Peach's Castle And Toad Town To His Dimension And When The Mario Bros Decided To Visit The Princess They Saw The Castle Being Sucked Up Into The Sky. Luigi Ran Off To Help The Toads Escape While Mario Ran For Help At The University Of Goom Where Frankly Was Teaching. He Looked Through His Texts To Find A Special Artifact That Could Help Save The World That Had Not Been Used Yet And Found The Elemental Gemstones Which Contained The Essence Of The Primary Forces Of The World. Supposedly One Was Near The City So Mario Went Looking For It While Frankly Researched More. Mario Found The Gemstone In A Cave Guarded By A Whomp And Beat Up The Whomp So He Could Have The Mushroom Ruby For Himself. Next He Journeyed To The Nearby City Of Koopleton To Ask Korto The Elder Koopa If He Knew Anything About The Emerald Shell And He Said It Had Recently Been Stolen From Him By A Fellow Who Called Himself The Pokey Man. Mario Goes Down To Koopa Beach To Stop Pokey Man And Retrieve The Shell Which Korto Lets Mario Keep Because It Will Help To Save The World. That's Where Chapter 2 Ends And Honestly I Don't Feel Like Covering The Entire Game Right Now So I Think I'll Sop Now And In Case You Are Wondering The Game Will Be Called Interdimensional Destruction Is This Comment Long Enough Or Should I Add More Tomorrow When My Fingers Aren't Tired From Typing Anymore?

I forgot that this was an ameri holiday

spoken like stallman himself

Mario forgot how to live in 3D after TTYD, and had to be retaught. The new way Bestovious taught hurt his head, so it takes HP if he thinks to hard about 3D existence again, lol.

Next Paper Mario game could be super Paper Mario 2 and I’m scared

Sounds SICK.

Ever noticed how in Most 3D Mario Games Mario Can't breath underwater but can breath just fine in space, But in 2D games he can breath underwater but needs a space helmet?

rozen made some maidens too heh

he doesn't need a space helmet in the original SMB or NSMB, I think it's just SPM where he wears a space helmet underwater. However, in the paper games he is made of paper, after all.

He doesn't need one underwater. I think Dimentio just meant he needs a helmet in space but not underwater. Maybe Mario just doesn't need to breathe. Perhaps the helmet is just a shield from the cold harsh vacuum of space, also revealing the reason for his needlessness of an oxygen tank in both environments.

There's also Mario land 2 for 2D outer space, forgot about star world in NSMB, didn't know about space in Mario bros, exception to 3D is 3D land/world.

Perhaps Mario can breath underwater because the water is 2d and he can just stick his face out the side