Pew pew bang *insert rhyming here*

Oh heavens! The website has been invaded by an impetuous E Girl! Don't simp for the generic 15 year old

2 questions! 1) What is a simp? 2) Who is this person?

A simp is someone who "Would do anything for a girl!" and chases women. Instead of finding a real person, they look for girls online and tries to get in a relationship with them and never gives up. The simp pays the E-Girl money and does lots of favors to get the E-Girl to like him. The whole time he was being played because he fell so hard for the girl. Essentially, a simp is a person who is so lustful, they let themself lose their humanity. Remember people, always find a good partner for yourself and enjoy your life with them.

I'd say a simp is any guy who puts his crush / love's interests ahead of his own. Including things like money, time, and own will. They think being a nice guy to a girl completely out of their league and never making any actual move is going to lead to a relationship, which it never does. Their pursuits typically involve donating insane amounts of money to big titty twitch streamers that will never return any affection.

Oh hey, welcome back! Digibutter's definitely gone through some stuff while you were gone, but tbh you're probably better off not worrying about it. If you're curious though, someone else could probably fill you in on it. The only change really worth knowing about is that there's a bunch of new peeps here now. (I'm just going to ignore the rest of this thread; sorry about how this is how you were greeted lul)

Really Shadoo you believed my impersonation?

What kind of retard impersonates a website member who was kicked off of the internet? Come on man, that's really effing horrible.

Yeah! Mr. L is here! Lol. Anyway, what up, new people?