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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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HP: 100 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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 Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:32 pm
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| Rogal Dorn wrote: | | "I CAN'T DO THAT FAGGOT, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH PARTY MEMBERS AND THAT TEACHER HASN'T PICKED HIS RACE YET" |
Maig is obiously a classroom, you double nigger. |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 12201
HP: 80 MP: 0 Lives: 3
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:33 pm
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The map is offended by your racist comment. Not so much by the racial slur, but the fact that you said it in front of a bunch of school children. |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
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Joined: 30 Jun 2008
Posts: 6987
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:33 pm
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Now tell me where the local shop is, SO I CAN BUY MYSELF A WHISK, AND PORTABLE OVEN |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
Burning
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:35 pm
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He tells you that you head west and take the first left. Continue south and take the third right. It should be three buildings down to the left of the brothel |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:38 pm
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I head west take the first left go west and take the third right. I go to the brothel and spend 45 of my 50 GP there |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:41 pm
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That gets you eight hours
You spend two having sex, and the other six playing mario kart with the whores. |
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RaveRaze
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:44 pm
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I go to the toy store and buy a plastic whisk and I attempt to steal an easy bake oven |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:49 pm
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The MANAGER tries to stop you, but he is intimidated by your fierce weapon, the VORPAL WHISK. You escape with your VORPAL WHISK and EASY BAKE OVEN. |
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RaveRaze
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:51 pm
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OKAY .... I go ATTACK THE CASTLE BY SUMMONING 5 DINNER ROLL DEMONS |
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Flavio
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
Posts: 10649
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:11 pm
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nedz moar SURPRISE NEGROS |
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? Block
Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
Posts: 13463
HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:59 pm
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I WANNA PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
MY RACE IS BLACK ASIAN AND MY CLASS IS JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR |
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Shadow Kingdom
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:49 pm
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You can't do that yet!
Instead, you summon 3 COOKIE IMPS, since you don't have enough points in your CONCENTRATE skill to maintain five.
You are a JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR, granting you incredible powers of perception, excellent running speed and the ability to conjure magical vehicles. Your race, BLACK ASIAN, gives you the same abilities to commit crimes and do drugs as a BLACK, only weaker. Your ASIAN half gives you an insane imagination, and slightly shorter stature. You do not get any of the skill bonuses that full ASIANS get.
Last edited by Spell Seal on Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:51 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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RaveRaze
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:50 pm
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Okay.... so.... my cookie imp *crag* the guards and I walk past to the throne room |
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Shadow Kingdom
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| Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:55 pm
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The GUARDS become confused about their sexuality.
You enter KING LEE'S THRONE ROOM. There are two MASSIVE CAKE ARCHFIENDS guarding him. His class is clearly AFRICAN AMERICAN BAKER, despite the fact that he is ASIAN. A NATIVE AMERICAN BAKER such as yourself could not summon such powerful beings. |
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Shadow Kingdom
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:37 pm
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YOU NIGRAS NEED TO GET THIS SHIT ON THE ROAD |
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