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RaveRaze
Mana7
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Joined: 30 Jun 2008
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 Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:45 pm
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OKAY I SUMMON MORE COOKIE IMPS, EXCEPT THEY ARE SUGAR COOKIES AND TELL THEM TO SHOOT THEIR LAZORS |
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Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
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HP: 69 MP: 8 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:01 pm
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I OFFER DRUGS TO KING LEE |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 12201
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:44 pm
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The ARCHFIENDS consume the COOKIE IMPS. KING LEE would like to know exactly what kind of drugs. He hopes its opium. |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:49 pm
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I keep cooking cookie imps, all highly fattening I stop after the 10 thousandth imp |
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Shadow Kingdom
Spell Seal
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:55 pm
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You summon the COOKIE IMPS. Having this many out at the same time is very taxing on you. You are running low on MANA.
Every so often, the IMPS charge some MANA to MAINTAIN the INTERDIMENSIONAL LINK. They exact the MANA TOLL all at the same time. You pass out. You are considered as RESTING while passed out, which would help your MANA, but you are in an ENCOUNTER, therefore your MANA regeneration is slowed to a crawl.
King Lee uses the sudden discharge of magical energy to make important things stop being in caps, and to create another MASSIVE CAKE ARCHFIEND. |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:34 pm
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How many of the imps were eaten while I was still awake |
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Shadow Kingdom
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 12201
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:56 pm
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The first two. The Archfiends are on a diet. |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:10 pm
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Okay how much longer am I waiting for Mana restoration |
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Apparently missed a lot
LudwigVonKoopa
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:29 pm
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Can I be an Irish Factory Worker guys |
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Fancy Wario
Joined: 18 Apr 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:04 pm
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I offer OPIUM to KING LEE. I also steal KING LEE'S CROWN and become THE KING. |
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Shadow Kingdom
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Joined: 04 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:55 pm
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He gladly trades you the crown for the opium. He is currently smoking. You find that you can not declare yourself king. You need certain things to become king. There are four things. The crown, the scepter, the blood, and the deed. You need one of the items, and either be of royal blood or have done some great deed.
No, doing drugs and drinking more than everyone else do not make you eligible.
As an Irish Factory Worker, you gain the greatest bonus to luck, and the best boost to your drinking skill of any race. Even the Germans can't come close to your drinking prowess. As a downside, it is harder for you to find employment. You get a penalty to diplomacy during anything regarding your job. As a factory worker, using your special assembly line ability lets you pool together everyone's create skill to create items. You can create abyssal, angelic, and mundane items, since one of your party members is a Native-American Baker. Oh, and you can aid the party JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR in the creation of his transportation, allowing him to make something more permanent. Remember this shit, you'll need it. |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:56 pm
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So now I have to kill the new king |
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Shadow Kingdom
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:01 pm
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WAKE UP RAVERAZE YOU FAGGOT.
NOW IS NOT TIME FOR SLEEP. |
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RaveRaze
Mana7
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:07 pm
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*crag* YEAH ITS RAVERAZE
LETS ALL *crag* PARTY |
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Shadow Kingdom
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| Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:10 pm
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I never said you could wake up.
And now I did.
The king offers you some opium from his private stash. |
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