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and I control the decks
carfilledwithfish
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 3988
HP: 88 MP: 7 Lives: 0
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My *crag* job is unbelievable, I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First there is the supermodel wanna be chick. I'll give her credit she if pretty *crag* hot. But She's constantly fixing her hair or putting on make up. She is extremely self-centered and never considers the needs/want/desires of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, I'm surprised she has enough brain power to continue to breath. She must suck a mean dick, because the boss keeps her around.
The next chick is exactly the opposite. She is probably one of the smartest person on the planet. He career oppertunities are endless, yet she is here with us. She is like a -10 on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, muchless shaves her 'womanly' parts. I think is a lesbain, every time we drive by a Home Depot she moans like she is creaming her panties.
Finally and the jewel of the crowd is a *crag* stoner. I'm not talking like an occasional toker. This guy is baked before he comes to work, during work and I'm sure after work. I would doubt that he has been 'sober' in the last 10 years easily. And he's only 22. He dresses like a freakin' beatnik throwback from the 1960's. To make it worse he brings his big *crag* dog to work. Every *crag* day I have to look at this HUGE *crag* DOG!! This thing usually walks around about 1/2 stoned from the 2nd hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think its trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Both of them are constantly hungry, require multiple stops at McDonalds and Burger King.
Anyways, I drive these *crag* around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. |
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darkzero
Rusty Shackleford
Vampire
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 16661
HP: 1 MP: 2 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:30 pm
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lol scooby doo |
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Shadoo Omega
Super Shadoo™
Joined: 27 Jan 2009
Posts: 2376
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:35 pm
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| Dr. Eurhok wrote: | | Anyways, I drive these *crag* around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit. |
DOH HO HO! 
I'm showing my mom. |
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Hellza Ballza
Goron Mask
Dead
Joined: 14 Jul 2007
Posts: 29930
HP: 0 MP: 5 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:39 pm
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10/10
Would read again |
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 8814
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:43 pm
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I lol'd. |
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Flavio
Vampire
Joined: 05 Jul 2007
Posts: 10649
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:45 pm
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Holy fuck that was awesome. Didn't expect that. |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:14 pm
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Jesus christ, you caught me off guard.
That was freaking awesome. |
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Fat Tuper
lovegod703
Joined: 06 May 2008
Posts: 5515
HP: 10 MP: 6 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:33 pm
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Well hello there, Fred. |
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That would be your mother
Dino Piranha
Joined: 10 Feb 2008
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Epic. Nuff said. |
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The Double Duece!
Strong Bad
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
Posts: 11564
HP: 99 MP: 4 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:08 pm
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don't you and daphne fuck every episode |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
Posts: 17919
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:36 pm
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| Strong Bad wrote: | | don't you and daphne fuck every episode |
No.
Daphne always gets 'kidnapped' by the masked stranger, remember?  |
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The Double Duece!
Strong Bad
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
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"I'LL GO WITH DAPHNE, SHAGGY AND SCOOBY GO WITH VELMA" |
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oar
Super Maiq the Liar
Joined: 23 May 2007
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:06 pm
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| Strong Bad wrote: | | "I'LL GO WITH DAPHNE, SHAGGY AND SCOOBY GO WITH VELMA" |
Then she uses the first chance she sees to get raped by the scary masked man. |
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TooManyToasters
Paper_Waluigi
Joined: 20 May 2007
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Holy shit that was amazing. ФֻФ |
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RAWRRAWRRAWRwithtophatlol
Sumakima Josindu
Joined: 03 Feb 2008
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:58 pm
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Yes.
Just... yes. |
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