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How deliciously sexual
Emil
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Joined: 26 Aug 2007
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Ahh Band Camp. What great time of the year. However, this year was special. Allow me to explain.
It all started with Camping. Me and my trusted Squire monkeymetroid were sitting down before I had a spasm and shit went down.
Then Band Camp started. I was talking to my sexy girlfriend with big tits, Elaine.
Of course, my other friends, Jamie (The faggot wannabee gangsta) And Matt were there.
Then, it happened. We met this guy. monkeymetroid doesn't care about anything, so he just sat there with his trombone. I knew better though. This kid was special.
We quickly discovered this guy had a natural talent of making a noise by popping his finger in his mouth.
After a quick Lunch at Subway, we knew. We were going to make a band.
It was a huge success. I provided beatboxing, monkeymetroid was the lead singer, (All he did was sing Banjo Kazooie music, and randomly say Hyperdrive.), Hank, (The Mexican) did his weird sound, and Adam and Matt provided the beat.
Introducing... Banjo Hyperdrive. The newest Rap/Country/Rock/Emo/Techno band around. monkeymetroid is the self proclaimed sexy one, Hank is the insane one, Matt's the happy one, I'm the... Randy one, and Adam is the Sad/Angry teen heart throb.
This is our second Album, Ghosts.
After going to dinner with Ms. Big boob and my Gay Section leaders, I got back with the band.
Hank with his favorite band, Nickelback.
Classic Band Practice.
Out Third Album, Rappin' in the Rain.
And of course, our Christmas Album. |
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Sync
MALAK
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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She doesn't have big tits.
Also, her face is fugly. :(
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She's the one that forced you to watch Haruhi, right? |
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lolz
Shrowser
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
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Monkeymetroid carries his trombone everywhere. |
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Parabuzzy Queen
Macha
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Matt has the longest neck in the history of ever.
Also his girlfriend is indeed cute stfu :U |
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Tails Doll
Joined: 04 Jun 2007
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Why isn't this in digiblogger? |
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prince kamoro
Joined: 02 Apr 2009
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:21 pm
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I went to band camp. Man I hate holding my arms up in attention position. Is this a marching class or a shoulder/bicep workout? |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:24 pm
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Your band = gay
Your girlfriend = fugly
Nickelback = sellouts
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Tails Doll
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:38 pm
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| RageCandyBar wrote: | Your band = gay
Your girlfriend = fugly
Nickelback = sellouts
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OH SHIT SON |
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How deliciously sexual
Emil
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Joined: 26 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:13 pm
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| RageCandyBar wrote: | Your band = gay
Your girlfriend = fugly
Nickelback = sellouts
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SHUT UP DICKFACE!!!!
Yeah, I'll get a picture of her tits today. They are big. And wait until you see our Music Video. |
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Yellow Magikoopa
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Joined: 19 May 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:26 pm
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| Emil wrote: | | RageCandyBar wrote: | Your band = gay
Your girlfriend = fugly
Nickelback = sellouts
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SHUT UP DICKFACE!!!!
Yeah, I'll get a picture of her tits today. They are big. And wait until you see our Music Video. |
I hope she's generous enough to provide you with an easy shot. |
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Sync
MALAK
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:36 pm
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| Emil wrote: | | RageCandyBar wrote: | Your band = gay
Your girlfriend = fugly
Nickelback = sellouts
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SHUT UP DICKFACE!!!!
Yeah, I'll get a picture of her tits today. They are big. And wait until you see our Music Video. |
that's horrible how you're only with her for her tits
i mean look at her face
she's like a mix between a hippie and a... oh wait nevermind she just looks like a hippie
also she can't smile |
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Ocelot
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:39 pm
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Your girlfriend looks really familiar man
her name doesn't begin with an E does it |
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darkzero
Rusty Shackleford
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:40 pm
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| Ocelot wrote: | Your girlfriend looks really familiar man
her name doesn't begin with an E does it |
l2read
The OP even says it. |
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Sync
MALAK
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:42 pm
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| Ocelot wrote: | Your girlfriend looks really familiar man
her name doesn't begin with an E does it |
Yah it does.
He said her name was Elaine. |
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Ocelot
Twytch
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:44 pm
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| Sync wrote: | | Ocelot wrote: | Your girlfriend looks really familiar man
her name doesn't begin with an E does it |
Yah it does.
He said her name was Elaine. |
Ah, shit. I should have just read it first but I know a girl who's went by elly instead of elaine and looks exactly like your girlfriend |
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