digibutter.nerr

[Manpersonguything]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: who are you
You: Uhh
You: A loser?
Stranger: Badass.
You: i no rite
Stranger: loserlife4lyfe
You: I suck so much I lost a virtual gift card somehow.
You: :/
You: I also got banned from an online game for hacking even though I don't know how to hack anything
You: That's how bad I am.
You: I get caught for things I didn't even do.
Stranger: happens all the time
Stranger: some guy stole potted plantts from the front of my house todya
You: Nice.
You: What a loser. Stealing *crag* PLANTS.
You: I bet he has a nice little walk-in closet full of them, and he just chills in there or something
Stranger: they also took some tires
You: Wow.
You: Hanging out with tires and potted plants.
Stranger: i think they are renovating their lawn with like swings and plants and shit
You: I guess so.
You: I was accused of stealing one of those sprinkelers that inspired the dance move.
You: I just said "What do you think a 13 year old kid would be doing with 1 sprinkler?"
You: Then he found it like 2 feet away from where he thought it was.
You: Bet he feels like a douche.
Stranger: are you thirteen
You: Yep.
You: And proud, damnit.
Stranger: go outside and *crag* some girls
Stranger: now is the time
You: Well, I don't see why not.
Stranger: do not use protection
You: It only holds you back.
Stranger: protection is zionist conspiracy
You: Lemmie guess, Male, 14-16, /b/tard perhaps?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW ME
Stranger: YOU DONT KNOW ME
Stranger: *crag* YALL
You: Well ok then.
Stranger: F
Stranger: U
Stranger: C
Stranger: K
Stranger: Y
Stranger: A
Stranger: l
Stranger: l
You: Well, I'm turning 14 in like 2 weeks.
You: If that settles it.
Stranger: no