1. YOU CANT BE A WEABOO TO ENTER (that menas you gameandwatch.)
2.THE ICON OF IUOL IS
3. OVER USE AND YOU DIE.
4. GTFO NEWFAGS
5. YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THIS LOUIS TO ENTER.
6.???
7.PROFIT!!!(your experience may differ.)
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one day in the city of omfgzombiezohnoez, woke to find people screaming and other weird ass shit happening. When He left his shitty apartment, He was forcibly teamed up with a hooker, a gangster biker, and a pedophile that hated everything except little boys. This odd bunch ventured deep into the city, fighting their way through the retarded people who wanted to bite you, their destination? the hospital as the hooker was pregnant and her water just broke, oh and to evacuate the city cause it was overrun with retards that would explode when they fart, and jump off the walls screaming and biting you.along the way found the sacred PILLZ and shouted to the heavens "PILLS HERE!!!" making him all powerful, seeing the awesome power that was all the zombies in omfgzombiezohnoez died instantaneously.these pills have been passed down for centuries until the day comes when will rise again to fight the zombies.
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And so on the third day the nuke was dropped on the city and all was obliterated. After this event knew He had to spread his story, so He created the Pill grabbers, who would be called the super louis's. The men who were chosen are as follows: Super Louis, a man previously known as Super-Dimento, Super Louis, a man previously known as small sammer guy, Super Louis, a man/woman previously known as Slim, and super louis, a man previously know as Tails Doll. He told his story to them and gave them the job of spreading it far and wide. and as a gift for doing so, he gave each of them the power of PILLZ, they then set off to a far away land, in which they built their kingdom, known today as Cannabis land, now they rule over cannabis land with a mighty fist and screw with people in mischievous ways. But one day the TROLS came and made everything ten times funner.
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one day was ignoring so he FUCKING DESTORYED EVERYTHING AND NO ONE SUVIVED except for . the morel of this story? dont ignore
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one day 's bible got 100 veiws and he was so happy he used his power to get all of cannabis land high and so everyone was tripin' ballz and was all "whoa that football just talked to me" and stuff like that. it was great. soon after the super louis's declared this a day to remember so they called that day the annual get high day. now on every get high day the super louis's light the marry jane forest on fire and the smoke that rises from the forest gets everyone high. get high day is also the day that a troll by the name of goron mask was born, and he led the trolliest life ever.
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one day small sammer guy and a TROL got jiggy with it and this kid was born: http://digibutter.nerr.biz/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1808 . after much guessing and scientific testing the doctors decided it was probably a girl, and so it was banished from cannabis land and sent to the butt of the world digibutter.
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And so on the one-trilionth day blessed the kitchen sync by giving it back its computer. the crowds roared and the kitchen sync was filled with delight, but suddenly the sync filled with water, but it paid no mind to this. the sync soon began typing, but to his surprise water and electricity didn't mix to well, so he was electrocuted and died. The crowds, once again roared and everyone lived happily ever after.
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Once apon a time was talking to someone in cbox and it randomly auto-banned him. He raged so hard it made chuck norris cry. After 6 days of rageing he kicked a can really hard, that can flew into outer space and hit the moon from Majora's mask causing it to plummet to earth. It hit the ground and got stuck between two hills, and from that day forth the moon was called mooncan mountain, and this shits ten times taller than Everest. After forming a mountain chain around the moon the super louis's drilled a hole in the moon and filled it with tomato soup and tarragon, and then proceed to boil it, so now its called mooncan volcano.
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once apon a time we placed a camcorder in meowmixers bedroom and we found out what he's like IRL
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One day Slim was wondering what would happen if you split an atom. He put months of research into this matter and finally came to the conclusion that when you split an atom I rains pie. Slim being proud of this conclusion and his love of pie made him decide to test this theory at the international sciencefair where everyone in the world gathers in one place to see the next biggest scientific discoveries in the world. slim headed of to the fair with a knife, an atom, and a big grin.about twenty minutes later it was his turn on stage, he held out the atom and picked up the knife as the crowd leaned closer and closer. with one fowl swoop of the knife he sliced the atom in half and nothing happened. then out of nowhere in a big flash the entire universe imploded and everyone died. the end.
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one day a guy named geno got bored so he went for a stroll, he stumbled across a nuclear factory. He used its atomic energy to mutate some animal called a axolotls, creating an army of atomic axolotls to do his bidding. Geno's pal Bartz helped create mechs for them, and they stomped through the land taking out all their unsubscribed foes and leveling humanity as we know it... He started by taking out the province of Liverpool, all while playing Beatles music. (quite loudly I might add.) soon after the takeover the mechs were abandoned in mooncan volcano and the axolotls reigned supreme. until louis got bored of Geno ruling over cannabis so he mad a water melon grow inside Geno causing him to implode and geno died, thus ending the axolotls's rule over cannabis.
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