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[Lord Bob]

This is an odd story about a butterfly and a crazy robot.
Now, all of you remember the place that Timpani and Blumiere went to, correct? Well, recently, a random explosion caused by the author destroyed it.
Prologue
Ah, my friends. welcome to my story. It is a story of wierdity, randomness, and all around stuff. Please enjoy.
Francis: I'm bored. I don't have the stuff for Tiptron MK. II, so I'll just sit here.
In the world of Timpani and Blumiere...
bobthelemon: There! The random explosive charges are set! Now to get out of here...
bobthelemon teleports out.
Chapter 1
Tippi was found outside Castle Bleck's door.
Tippi: Ugh, where am I?
Nolrem just happened to be investigating the crash up there.
Nolrem: Hmm? Is that you Tippi?
Tippi: Yes it is. All I remember is a random explosion, and Blumiere screaming, then darkness.
Nolrem: I'll contact my flipside.
Nolrem takes Tippi to his house and calls Merlon over his Tele-crystal with Caller ID.
Merlon calls Mario's gang.
Merlon: My flopside has just called and told me Tippi has been found!
Tiptron: But I am Tippi. I was never lost.
Luigi: Shut up you crazy robot!
bobthelemon: Luigi! None of that! Do I have to make you randomly explode?
Luigi: AGH! THE VOICE IN THE SKY HAS COME BACK FOR ME!
bobthelemon: Of course the voice in the sky has come back!
bobthelemon is really behind Merlon's house, using a megaphone just to freak Luigi out.
Merlon: Mario, Peach, Luigi, Bowser, could you go to Flopside and see Nolrem just to confirm?
Mario: Yes, I sure can!
Tiptron: Mario can talk in fluent sentences? And there's no need to confirm, as I'm right here!
Bowser: And I never got fed from this guy's last story!
bobthelemon: Shut up Bowser. I'll feed you when I feel like it.
Bowser (in a hypnotized tone): Yes, master.
Chapter 2 coming sometime!

[yoshimitz707]

Hurry must know what happens next.

[Lord Bob]

You have to wait. I don't feel like writing anymore today. Maybe tomorrow. Or next week. Or possibly next month. I dunno. It just depends on my boredom levels.

[Lord Bob]

No one's looking. I'm sad. I don't even think I'll write more.

[Plastic Mario]

*Looks*

[Paper Luigi]

That's good, you just need to continue it.

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

[Lord Bob]

More next week, I promise if not tomorrow. I'm just not in a writing mood because I'm pretty bummed about losing the writing contest.

[Lord Bob]

All right, I'm putting a lot of other stuff out of the way to do this, so be thankful I planned it all out last night.
Chapter 2: Of Nerds, Robots, and Butterflies
In Fort Francis...
Francis: I suddenly have the feeling that something bad is going to happen to Tiptron! I'M COMING BABY!
Francis somehow manages to run all the way to Flipside.
Francis: Where is Mario?
Merlon: He went to Flopside to see Nelrom.
Francis: Flopside?
Merlon: Yes, it's just down the pipe near Merluvlee's.
Francis: All right then. Schweet.
In Flopside...
Nelrom: You came just in time. I revived her.
Tippi: Hi, guys! Haven't seen you in a while. Wait, who's this?
Tiptron: I am Tippi. You are a fake.
Tippi: A fake?! You're a robot!
Tiptron: I am no robot. You are a fake.
Tippi: I'M THE REAL TIPPI!
Tiptron: NO I AM!
???: GACK ACK ACK ACK!
Mario: Whoeth goes there?
Luigi:(not that one either, Mario.)
Grodus: SURPRISE! It is I, Grodus! Rebuilt and now with dimensional flipping capabilities! GACK ACK ACK! Which one of you butterflies is Tippi?
Tiptron: I am!
Tippi was just about to say she was, when she thought, "Hmmm, maybe if I let the crazed robot be me, I can get rid of it!"
Grodus: Fine then. GACK ACK ACK! Now you are mine, Tippi!
Grodus leaves with Tiptron.
Tippi: Well, now that the crazed robot is gone, we can search for Blumiere?
???: NO!
Mario: Who's there this time?
Francis: I will not allow my important model to go to waste! We must find Tiptron!
Tippi: Do we have to? Wait, who's we?
Francis: All of us!
Peach: Wait, you plan on joining us?
Francis: Of course! And for 2 reasons: 1. It's my robot. 2. I will meet my favorite TV character in real life!
Bowser: So where do we go?
Francis: According to the recent addition of Starship: X-Naut featuring Tippi, Grodus has taken Tiptron to the Evil Lair of Evil Evilness. Not a very creative name, huh? Anyway, he plans on sacrificing Tiptron to summon the Evilist Thing Ever.
Luigi: So how do we stop him?
Francis: We find the 3 treasures of the Magic Stew, since we aren't evil and only evil can enter the lair without the stew. We have to go into the Forest That Has a Lot of Stuff. Let's go to Flipside and make our preparations.
bobthelemon (who shall hence forth be shortened to "bob" now) had been watching.
bob: Hmmm. Going to the Evil Lair, huh? I guess I'll meet them at the entrance.
bob exits.

[Crappy Shifty Luigi]

Pretty cool.

[Paper Luigi]

Schweet

[† Awake and Alive †]

That is-a AWESOME! (coin is me posting trademark/symbol)

[Lord Bob]

Chapter 3 coming to a forum near you!

[Lord Bob]

Why is no one reading? Seriously. And BTW, a brief summary of Chapter 3:
Stuff happens.
That's all you people get for not reading! And for 1 coin per post.

[Small Sammer Guy]

I'm reading it. Its pretty good. Keep it up! YAY Francis!