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[Greenlight]

Yez. I can't wait to read it, chu.

[Lord Bob]

*bum bum bum bum, bum bum bum bum bum LA LA LAAAAA!*
Lolz. The final Chapter is here! PHEAR THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF THE EIGHTH CHAPTER! PHEAR IT! Now then.
Chapter 8: The final Epic Finale... PART TWO OF A TWO PART SERIES LOL!
Mario: Was it just me or was that chapter title needlessly random?
Author: It was just you.
Rest of the cast: NO IT WASN'T.
Author: Don't you have a psychotic robot to save or something?
Tiptron: I AM NOT PSYCHOTIC!
Grodus: Why did you say that?
Tiptron: For some reason, it felt as if I had to say that.
Grodus: Oh.
Our heroes enter the door to the final chamber.
Grodus: GACK ACK ACK! You fools! You actually came!
Francis: UNHAND MY INSANE ROBOT YOU FIEND!
Grodus: No.
Francis: Blast. Foiled again.
Grodus: No...
*Grodus throws some tinfoil at Francis*
Grodus: NOW you're foiled! GACK ACK ACK- Wait a minute! WHO'S TRYING TO SNEAK BEHIND ME TO SAVE THE ROBOT!?
Lord Bob: Crap.
Grodus: YOU DIE NOW! LIGHTNING BOLT!
Lightning strikes Bob.
Bob: You... You... Fiend... bleh.
Bowser: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED BOBBY!
Bob: No he didn't-
Bowser: Shut up your dead.
Nario: FLYING JETPACK AWAY!
Peach: I'm sorry, what?
Author: I knew I could get that cameo in! HA!
? Block: FOR THE GLORY OF ALL BLOCKS EVERYWHERE!
Grodus: Wha- What? Did that block just come to life and start charging at me?
Grodus punches out.
? Block: Blast.
Mario: I know your the embodiment of evil!
Grodus: FOOL! I just needed you here so I could perform the ritual to become invicable!
Grodus puts up an impentrable shield around himself and starts chanting evil words.
Mario attacks said shield.
Mario: This shield seems impentrable.
Author: Duh. That's what I typed.
Grodus finishes.
Bowser: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Peach: What Bowser said.
Grodus: I don't feel invincable...
???: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT! I TRICKED YOU! AH HA HA HA HA!
Dimentio(!) teleports in.
Author: Lol, plot twist.
Mario: But you were destroyed... HOW!?
Dimentio: All I needed was the butterfly... Then I could be reborn. The human turned pixl is all that is needed to revive the body of evil...
Peach: Look at Tippi! She seems hurt!
Tippi: Strength... drained... I may not be long for this world...
Peach: NO!
Tippi passes out.
Dimentio: I don't need you, any more.
Dimentio zaps Grodus.
Grodus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Dimentio: Hmmm... The red and green ones are still a threat. I will have to destroy them. My seed in the green one's conciousness is no longer effective.
Luigi: There's no way you'll beat us both, Dimentio!
Mario: Yeah! Let's-a-go!
Mario Bros.: SUPER MARIO BROS. DUAL ASSAULT!
Dimentio produces a barrier.
Mario: No effect? But how?
Dimentio: ALL MY POWERS ARE BACK! IF YOU SURRENDER NOW, I'LL LET YOU BECOME MY SLAVES!
Luigi: Never! Brother, I think it's time.
Mario: Yes.
Mario Bros.: SUPER STAR POWER! GO!
Super Luigi: SUPER GREEN MISSLE!
Dimentio blocks.
Super Mario: SUPER FIREBALL!
Dimentio blocks. Again.
Bob: There's still one hope. *erg*
Super Mario: I thought you were dead?
Bob: Just because someone goes "bleh" doesn't mean they're dead. Now, give me your super energy.
Mario and Luigi nod to eachother.
Bob: Power... Flowing... Through me... I CANNOT BE STOPPED NOW!
Dimentio: And what kiddy power do we have here?
Bob: This power is far from kiddy. In fact, no one can stop it, NOT EVEN YOU.
Dimentio: Impossible!
Bob: VERY POSSIBLE! IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!
Dimentio: YOU FOOL! IF YOU RELEASE IT AT THIS RANGE, WE'LL ALL BE DESTROYED!
Bob: That's a chance I'm willing to take. IMMA FIRING MAH LAZER!
Dimentio: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Bob: SHOOP... DA... WOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: Lolz, exclamation points.
And so, the body of Evil, Dimentio, was vanquished forever. Tiptron was saved, and Tippi recovered. And all was right in the world.
The End

But don't stop reading yet! There's still the epilogue!

[Greenlight]

Talk about unexpected twist.......Shoop Da Woop? Wow.....

[Lord Bob]

I wanted to put Dimentio in the last chapter. Just like in TTYD, Grodus wasn't controlling things.

[Lord Bob]

I WAS gonna do the epilogue yesterday... BUT NONE OF YOU CRUEL FOLKS POSTED! Except Greenlight, but he was before me.

[Greenlight]

Will you make it if I post again, chu?

[Lord Bob]

Maybe if someone else posts.

[Spell Seal]

please make the epilogue

[Lord Bob]

I MAEK EPILOGUE NAOW!
Epilogue
IN FLIPSIDE...
Merlon: Come here. I found Count Bleck!
Tippi: His name's Blumiere.
Merlon: Oh.
Blumiere: Timpani? I was so worried! I know what happened. A lemon caused a powerful explosion to destroy our perfect world, and we were sent here!
Tippi: Do you know where he went?
Blumiere: I sense the same power... COMING FROM HIM!
Blumiere points at Bob.
Bob: I don't recall doing that.
Author: But I do.
Blumiere: Who are you?
Author: I am the Author of this story. I merged powers with him to blow up your perfect world so I could have a plot for my story.
Blumiere: ... IMMA GONNA KILL YOU!
Author: OSNAPS!
Blumiere chases the Author away.
Author: Wait! This is pointless! If you kill me, you won't get your perfect world back!
Blumiere: You can do that?
Author: I blew it up. I can rebuild it.
And so the Author rebuilt the destroyed world of Timpani and Blumiere. And Mario and his friends (and Bowser) went back to their normal routines: Peach gets kidnapped by Bowser, Mario saves here, Luigi wets his pants.
The End. For real. I mean it.

I know, that was a kind of sucky epilogue, but then, pretty much every epilogue I've read sucks.

[Greenlight]

I liked it, chu .

[Lord Bob]

Needs moar COMMENTS!!!

[iamsegod]

[color=red] keep going i cant wait for part 3

[Lord Bob]

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[Black Yoshi]

My god. Somebody call S.T.A.R.S, we have a zombie topic infestation. D: