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[Lord Bob]

A slightly high chance today, not right now. I don't feel like it.

[Lord Bob]

Chapter 4 (Yes, it is for real): A Name That involves a lot of the useage of the word secret, but I don't want to write it out.
Mario: Where do we go first?
Btl: The Secret Sitadel of Secrets.
Luigi: You misspelled citadel.
btl: It came with the name. I didn't build it or name it.
Bowser: That makes sense... I think.
Mario: How do we get there?
btl: That's a secret.
Mario: Can you tell us?
btl: No. I don't know the secret of finding the secret of the secret path to the Secret Sitadel of Secrets, secret.
Peach: THEN HOW DO WE GET THERE!?
btl: Calm down, princess. I can find a way.
Mario: LOOK! A ? block!
Mario runs over to hit it, and jumps, but the block moves. Mario follows, and keeps trying to hit it, but fails every time.
Mario *Gasp gasp* I just got a workout... *Wheeze* No fair.
Luigi: I'll hit it!
Just as Luigi runs over to try to hit it, a voice calls out.
???: STOP!
The heroes look around, but can't find the source of the voice.
Btl: Who goes there?
???: Me.
btl: Who?
The ? block hits him.
Btl: Ouch!
? Block: Maybe now you'll listen carefully.
Btl: You're too good at ventriloquism.
Mario: ? blocks are for hitting hold still.
? Block: NO! Do you know where ? blocks go when they're hit?
Mario: No.
? Block: THEY GO TO THE BAD PLACE MAN! THEY DON'T TURN INTO EMPTY BLOCKS! THEY'RE INSTANANEOUSLY REPLACED!
Mario: I never thought of that... Now hold still.
? Block: Wait a minute... Red hat, blue overalls, and also a green hat and blue overalls... IT'S THE GREAT DESTROYERS! BACK! BACK VILE FIENDS!
btl: Calm down. Do you know the way to the Sitadel?
? Block: Yes. Just keep the Destroyers under control.
btl: No problem, man.
? Block: Follow me.
The odd group follows the block until they reach a very large temple/chapel thing.
? Block: Here we are. The Secret Sitadel of Secrets. There are many secrets lying in here. No one knows how to get in. Or out.
Francis: *ulp* Or out?
? Block: Is this guy a recording machine? Yes, no known way in or out.
Bowser: Perfect.
Meanwhile, btl is setting up dynamite against the door.
btl: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
*Big explosion*
Tippi: Not the best way, but it worked.
? Block: Wow. I never thought of that.
btl: Funny thing that, huh?
The group enters the Sitadel, does some stuff, and comes out with a secret box.
btl: Well, that's over. I'm glad that this was the abridged version of the Sitadel.
A huge sign is on the top of the Sitadel, and it says "Abridged Version."
btl: Well, we have one item now, but I can't reveal the next until the next chapter, and this one is over.

[Lord Bob]

Oh come on! People only give me feedback on AFTER I tell them too!

[Lord Bob]

Now I am annoyed. No chapter 5 planned yet.

[MintCream]

When you abbreviate your name as btl, I read it as blt.

Keep writing. >: []

[Kii]

I just got here and read it all. Pretty cool! Too bad we didn't get to see what was inside the Sitadel though

I want to see chapter 5!

[Lord Bob]

I MIGHT make an unbridged version of the Sitadel
People in story: NO!
Shut up! I said might. I didn't write out the Sitadel though, because I was really wanting to end the chapter fast.

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

Sorry that I'm reading and not commenting, but I'm not used to doing that. I usually just read, and continue with my life.

[Lord Bob]

The unabridged Sitadel will most likely happen before chap 5.

[Lord Bob]

bump

[Super Ultimario]

AWESOME

[Lord Bob]

All right, Sitadel time.
Chapter 4... B. Or something.
The Sitadel of Secrets (unabridged version)
All characters: *groan*
Author: SHUT UP AND GET TO YOUR PLACES!
In the Sitadel...
Mario: I can't believe we have to do the unabridged version.
Btl: The readers were curious.
Mario: What readers? The author had to triple post to keep this story alive!
Author: Shut up Mario. I do have readers.
Dark Giga Spiked ParaMuth: Yeah!
Author: You don't belong in this story!
Dark Giga... Aw, heck SGSPM: Sorry.
Author: On with the show!
Peach: So where do we go first, Tippi?
Tippi: Maybe through the enterance door?
Francis: How did we NOT see that?
btl: Cuz the author made it so. I knew it was there.
Everyone else: RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
btl: ONWARDS!
Our ragtag group continues through the entry hall's door, and into a room with many coins.
Mario & Luigi: MAMA MIA!
? Block: STOP! Everything obvious here is a trap! The true things are secret!
Bowser has coins in his mouth, as if he is eating them.
Bowser: Oh, pfargtl. But these taste delicious.
? Block: They're made of manure.
Bowser: Manure?
Btl whispers something to ? Block.
? Block: Did I say manure? I meant STEAK SAUCE!
Bowser: I KNEW THE TASTE WAS FAMILIAR!
? Block: Does he really eat this stuff?
Btl: You'd be surprised.
? Block: O_O
Author: ? Block, you can't make faces, because you don't have a face!
? Block: Of course.
Our group has Bowser lead them through the room, because he eats the manure coins.
Luigi: There's the next door!
As Luigi reaches for the doorknob to open the door, it attacks him!
Door: BLEH HEH HEH! I'm a living door! Defeet me and you may pass!
btl: But you have no feet, so you're already defeeted!
Door: NOOOOO! CURSE YOU CLEVER WORD PLAY!
? Block: But how did you...
btl: Some things maybe should be left unsaid, but I realized he didn't want a fight, but clever word play. ONWARDS! AGAIN!
Through the door the heroes proceed.
Mario: A ROOM OF ? BLOCKS!
Mario runs up to hit them/
Peach: Aren't you going to stop him, ? Block?
? Block: I feel the great destructor needs to learn how to not hit every block in sight.
When Mario hits a block, he is zapped with an electrical current.
Mario: Ow!
? Block: Don't hit the blocks. They are electrified.
Bowser: Electrofries? My favorite!
Bowser tries to eat a block, but you can't eat blocks, so he gives up.
? Block: We have to hop up on the blocks! I can float. Try to keep up.
? Block floats above the blocks, and arrives where a door should be. The hereos follow, except all of them have to pull Bowser up because he's fat and he can't jump well.
Luigi: How do we continue?
Tippi: Point the Wii remote at the screen and use my power.
Mario: Wii Remote?
Tippi: Don't worry. A great being above will know.
Author: Tippi, you don't need the Wiimote for your power in this story. GET TO WORK!
Tippi: All right.
Tippi reveals the hidden door, and the heroes proceed. They find themselves in a room withh many robed figures, like wraiths.
Mario: Can you help us?
Wraith???: I can. I am the oldest secret here.
Peach: Secret?
Secret: All of us here are secrets being kept. We die if we are told. We cannot reveal our identities. I am the oldest, and was kept to the grave.
btl: We're looking for a sock...
Secret: Only the secret master knows where it is. I will take you to him.
The Secret leads them through the room, and phases through the door.
The heroes continue through the door, and travel through a very long and overly done hallway, and a very tall and equally overdone tower.
Secret: Through these doors lies the Master of Secrets. I can continue with you no longer.
btl: Thanks!
The Secret leaves, and the group goes through the doors.
Secret Master: WHO DARES ENTER MY SECRET SANCTUM OF SECRETS IN THE SITADEL OF SECRETS?!
btl: We are here for a sock!
Secret Master: NO SOCK FOR YOU! YOU HAVE TO DEFEAT ME! I'M INVINCIBLE!
Btl: No wordplay this time. Guess we have to fight. CUE THE BOSS MUSIC!
*Boss music plays*
STOP! RANDOM RPG BATTLE TIME!
Mario: Wha?
Btl attacks with lighting! no damage!
Mario jumps for no damage!
SM: AHAHAHA! NOW PREPARE FOR A BEATING!
? Block: I have a secret to share! What lies in me is a mushroom!
SM: NOOOOOOO! SECRET REVEALED! NO LONGER INVINCIBLE!
? Block: And my father now contains a mistake! I have a map to this place! I know the entire world inside and out!
SM: NOOOOOO! I NOW HAVE A DEFENSE OF 0! AND NOW I HAVE NO ATTACK POWER! I'M UBER WEAK!
Everyone attacks with Super attack that they all suddenly know how to do! Heavy kill you instantly damage!
Our heroes win No xp points cuz the author says so!
Heroes: No fair!
SM: ALL THAT... FOR A SOCK... HERE YOU GO...
And so our heroes got the sock of secret! End of Sitadel!

[Lord Bob]

People, please comment.

[Crappy Blue Luigi]

Comment. By the way, I'm not sure if I already said this, but I'm the kinda guy who reads, and if I feel like it comments. But I rarely feel like it. So sorry that I don't comment/rate much.

[Lord Bob]