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Lord Bob
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I need more comments...
Oh, and bumpination. |
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Lord Bob
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Joined: 05 May 2007
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Apparently, advertising in my sig had no effect. |
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MintCream
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Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 367
HP: 90 MP: 10 Lives: 1
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| Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:15 pm
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You need your ad to be a lil shinier; I didn't even notice it until you pointed it out just there. |
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Lord Bob
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Joined: 05 May 2007
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HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:57 pm
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I really don't have much room for a big ad. I'm thinking about launching a cracker. |
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Bagel Fanatic
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Joined: 27 Apr 2007
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9.9/10! its great! |
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Lord Bob
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| Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:22 pm
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There we go. I will try to do the next chap. this week. Don't forget to comment, people! |
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Lord Bob
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HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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Welcome back, my story. I hope no one forgets to comment. Sort of an add, random intermission story.
Cast: YAY!
Me: Quiet, or I'll add sooner than usual.
Intermission story:
There I am. Just on bit away from the high score. I just need to go straight and then turn. Almost there...
And then BAM!
I hit a wall. Every time. |
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Lord Bob
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Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 21056
HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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GRRRR... AH! MEGA BUMP! |
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IloveDandD
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
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HP: 86 MP: 10 Lives: 0
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! get off the stage!!!! |
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Lord Bob
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Joined: 05 May 2007
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HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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Well, at least someone other than me posted...
Now chapter 5 comes into the mix:
Chapter 5: The chapter that is so random, this is the best title I can come up with.
Bowser: So where do we go now?
Btl: To the tower of complete randomness.
Francis: Ok, so basically Digibutter.nerr.biz?
Btl: ...No, I mean the tower of whatever I just said.
And so the heroes somehow find it because the author is WAY too lazy just to write out a whole search part.
Btl: Here we are. The tower. And the randomness shouldn't take effect until we're in the tower...
Random person #1: I WANT A NAME! Oh wait, is that chocolate?
Btl: WHAT?! We aren't even in the tower yet!
RP#1: Check the map you suddenly have.
Btl checks the map.
Btl: Tower of complete randomness... Courtyard. Crap.
Author: PWNED.
Francis: I think I need more lines...
Author: Maybe you do, but according to the contract all of you signed while you waited for this chapter, you aren't in control of yourselves.
Mario: What?
Author: In other words, I own you guys now. I make you guys say everything you say. YOU HAVE NO FREE WILL.
Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Btl: ...
The heroes proceed into the tower.
Don Patch: CHUUROOOOOSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobobo: Super fist of the nose hair!
Peach & Beauty (yes, at the same time): WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
Author: This is fun to watch...
Jelly Jiggler: Someone buy me... Please...
Author: No. You never get bought. Deal with it.
Btl: Let's get out of here.
? Block: Agreed.
As the heroes approach the door...
RANDOM MONSTER BATTLE!
Enemy: Imp (4)
Btl: What?
Author: Hmm...
Btl casts lighting! All imps defeated!
Btl: That was wierd.
Results: Got door key!
Btl: Ok then...
The group proceeds through the door...
Luigi: Look! Stairs!
Tippi: I wonder where they lead...?
Bowser: Up, duh. I'm the idiot of this story, and even I know that.
The heroes climb up the stairs.
And climb...
And climb...
And climb...
Are you still there? Can you notice I'm getting lazy?
And climb...
And climb...
They made it to the top! No wait, they didn't.
And climb...
NOW they made it to the top. For real.
Btl: This was a short chapter. And through that door is the hall that connects this room to the final room.
They enter the door, and when the reach the middle of the hall...
???: SO! THOUGHT YOU'D STEAL MY ARTIFACT, EH? NOW YOU MUST WATCH THE DEMENTED CARTOON MOVIE! AHAHAHA!
Btl: Saw it.
Everyone else: Me too.
???: That's just perfect. Can you wait there though? I have to prep-
The heroes have entered the room.
Count Random: OH NOES! I'M NOT READY! Ahem... Duh duh duh duh duh... Now I'm ready. PREPARE TO FACE THE ULTIMATE LORD OF THE RANDOM! COUNT RANDOM!
Author: Wait a minute... STOP IT RIGHT THERE!
CR: What?
The author floats slowly down.
Author: I'M THE LORD OF RANDOM IN THIS STORY! YOU DIE NOW! I CAST... RANDOM FLOOD!
All the randomnisity in the world destroys Count Random.
Author: Now you guys get the sock of randomness, and end of chapter.
Btl: A so-
End of chapter. |
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Lord Bob
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Joined: 05 May 2007
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HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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*Bangs head against wall* COMMENT! |
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Nario
Super Koopa
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Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 9339
HP: 20 MP: 4 Lives: 0
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| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:24 am
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Its cool 10/10 |
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Lord Bob
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HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:25 am
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*Praises Heavens* THANK GOD! FINALLY A NEW READER! |
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Nario
Super Koopa
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| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:27 am
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Can i make a cameo? |
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Lord Bob
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HP: 61 MP: 8 Lives: 5
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| Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:27 am
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Maybe. I'll think about it. Probability is unknown. |
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