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[Lord Bob]

Can't... Think... Of... What... To... Write...

I will try my hardest to come up with something this week. Don't tell me to brainstorm, I don't do that, cuz it's a waste of time.

EDIT SO I DON'T LOSE COINS: I WAS planning on figuring the chapter oout before I went to sleep, but forgot. Here's a teaser though:
Chapter 6: The Overly Generic Chapter

And a spoiler: The authors computer breaks, so he can't write the story!

Hope you liked that!

[around the yoshi stone]

so this one is more random then the tower of randomness

[Lord Bob]

[Champiness]

What do you even mean by "something generic"? As in generic-brand cereal?

[Lord Bob]

I FINALLY GOT INSPIRATION! UPDATE EQUALS NAOW!
Chapter 6 (finally): The Overly Generic Chapter.
Author: Guess who's baaaa-aaack?
All Characters: OH GOD NO!
Author: OH GOD YES! After a long time of no updates, I finally found some inspiration. NOW TAKE THIS MAP!
A map falls from the sky.
Thoreau: It seems to be marking a cave.
All other characters (-pixls):YOU TALK?!
Boomer: Of course we do, SSS-BOOM!
Slim: Yeah, we decided we didn't want to stay quiet, so...
Carrie: We made a deal with the Author!
Peach: What kind of deal?
Barry: Oh, just one where we sold our souls to him, and we get talking parts.
Fleep: We were jealous of Tippi and Tiptron, Amore.
Cudge: So we made the deal...
Dotti: And now it's all cool, man.
Bowser: So... much... talking... Head... hurts...
Piccolo: So here we are, talking!
Dashell: IreallythinkmysouldwasholdingmedownsonowIfellspeedier!!!
? Block: *blinks* What?
Other Pixls: Never mind.
So the extremely large group set off toward the cave, found it, and entered.
There was a large sign that said: Overly done generic entrance room.
Luigi: I think this is the entrance room.
Francis: YOU THINK?!
The heroes continued through the door labled: Generic door #1
Out of nowhere, a voice said: GENERIC BATTLE TO GET THE MAP ROOM! DEFEAT THE ENEMIES TO GET THE MAP!
Two enemies labled "generic enemy #1" and "generic enemy #2" came from the celing. The heroes fought, and...
*boom*
Author: OH THAT'S JUST PERFECT! MY LAPTOP EXPLODED! AND RIGHT AFTER THE WARRANTY EXPIRED!
Heroes: So we're free?
Author: Maybe... Just beat those guys and get the incredibly detailed map.
So they did, without the Author's control.
Author: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
Mario: You've contracted a deadly disease?
Author: Note to self, Mario must die. No, I haven't. I found my old typewriter! I'm in control again!
*groans*
Author: Quiet you babies! Now go through the door.
The heroes passed through the generic dungeon, finding all sorts of dungeon stuff, and the found the large, ornate and overdone boss door, which they entered.
Boss: I AM THE GENERIC BOSS OF THE GENERIC DUNGEON! PHEAR MEH!
Heroes: NEVAH!
Boss: Clever heroes! But you will never survive... MY GENERIC PHYSICAL ATTACK!
The boss attacked with a sword that scraped the ground.
Francis: Nerrrr... An RPG boss. I KNOW HOW TO BEAT IT! Just wait for its attacks to end, then attack it yourself! It should also have an...
Francis gets blasted with a pink laser.
Francis: Energy attack.
Peach: Are you OK?
Francis: I should be now... Nerrrrr...
Tippi: HE'S OPEN FOR ATTACK! GET HIM!
And the heroes generically beat the boss, and got the third item, a generic box.
Mario: So now what?
Author: Now you must-
END OF CHAPTER!
Mario: *crag* THESE SUDDEN ENDINGS!

[Champiness]

Awesome update! What happens next?

[Lord Bob]

[Pure-???]

[Lord Bob]

[marioman654321]

I think you should make them almost get to the Evil place but then they pop up in mushroom kingdom.

[Lord Bob]

[Champiness]

Will the Chapter title make reference to the two parts? Or will it actually be about the story?

[Lord Bob]

[Champiness]

Do you have inspiration this time?

[Lord Bob]

I'm not gonna put it for a while. I'll let the suspense take root.