Fave Sammer Guy?

In case you haven’t seen, the Super Paper Mario postgame has a unique challenge: the 100 gates of Sammer’s Kingdom. Yes, this sounds like another Pit of 100 Trials, and it kinda is. Although, to break up the monotony of beating up 100 consecutive (mostly) identical people in a row, they all have some pretty wild names.

Here’s a link to the full list of the 100:

Which is your favourite?

Personally, it’s either 72. Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy (because he literally references Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy, which is literally the craziest thing to come out of Nintendo), 91. Quizmo Question With No Answer (because that’s just hilarious), or 96. Coin Harvester Without Remorse (because he’s the embodiment of grinding money in video games).

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my favorite is 77, Ripper Van Fish

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#67, Mustard Of Doom

Bro said “Be Off, Awful Person”… sounds a lot like “Be A Fawful Person”

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22: Thousand Year Roar.
I just love how his name is based on “The Thousand Year-Door”

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But surely you would’ve been a fan of 30. Laughing X-Naut? After all, you ARE of the same kind…

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OHHHH AND THAT AS WELL!!!

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Can’t forget 18. Hairy Arantula in the Grass, 28. Yowling Yux, 36. Action Commander, 43. Zesty Recipe, 49. Star of Seven Shards, 68. Peanut-Butter Pider, or any of the MANY TTYD references on the list.

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99 losing to him feels awful and he knows it…

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Yeah, 99 is literally named after the Pit of 100 Trials, but he’s not as much of a jerk about getting in your way compared to 100: End Boss. And because this is the Sammer Kingdom, not the Pit, you do get to retry at round 75.
Although, 99 is the strongest, non-large Sammer Guy in this whole thing. 70 HP, 8 Attack. Not as much as End Boss’ 99 HP and 10 Attack, but enough to put you on your toes.

Edit. Just realised that Catch Cards you can easily get from either Catch a Dream or Fondest Hopes can trivialise the Sammer Kingdom, especially in the postgame with 15 attack, +Bowser’s passive x2, the OTHER x2 from attack Pixls, and ANOTHER x2 (or even more) from Catch Cards. So statistically, either getting a flame hit for about 60 or Cudging him for an OHKO is the way to go. Wow, SPM is broken.

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